>What if we made a candy that tasted like shit and stabbed you in the roof of your mouth when you tried to eat it?
>>21730664WHAT IF they had flat tops in ancient rome
>>21730664>stabbed you in the roof of your mouth when you tried to eat it?SORRY BUT FUCKING WHAT?ARE YOU LITERALLY RETARDED?
>>21730664skill issueperfect for cramming (up your peehole)
>>21730668Pop one in your mouth, it fucking stabs you
>>21730664lmao literal fucking baby mouth
>>21730674ANSWER THE QUESTIONS
>>21730678>>21730672It's an aggressively shaped candyIt should just be round
>>21730681pussy boy, pussy pussy pussy boy
>>21730667Tomorrow I'll be on time, but you'll be stupid forever.
>>21730664I suck on them like nipples
>>21730693Maybe you'll like this.
>>21730681you're a aggressively shaped faggot so it works out
You have to nibble on the tip like a tiny little rodent, it's dehumanizing. I shouldn't have to circumsize my chocolate with my teeth
Yes it's a cruel world full of suffering and injustice and there's nothing you can do about it but bitch and moan on an anonymous internet forum.
>>21731201I liked doing the rat nibble when I was a kid.
>>21730674You're the reason they banned Kinder Suprise Eggs in America?
>>21731224I fucking wish Hershey kisses made me choke to death because then I wouldn't be eating them
>>21731335I'd rather choke on a plastic capsule then literal vomit
>>21730664Is that the infamous vomit chocolate?
>>21731382Tastes the same way going in as it does coming out
>>21730664You know that's not a living being, right? It can only stab you if you shove it in your mouth in a way which will allow it to stab you and even then only if you bite down on it like a fucking moron.
>>21730664I usually chew with my teeth rather than my gums and toungue but you do you anon!)
>>21730668OP has a soft pallet
>>21730664I'm sorry to hear that you did not have a comfy childhood, but I'm not going to let pity stop me from mocking you.
>>21730664I agree they taste like shit but if you're stabbing yourself with them you might be the softest man alive
>>21730664I love when foreigners post complete lies.