WE ARE SO BACK BOYSjust in time for thanksgiving
Who is this? Am I supposed to care?
>>21735748Cool. There aren't enough middle aged soyboy redditors doing cooking videos on YouTube.
Okay, tell me how is that any different from Jack blowing the bird with a hairdryer.
My pedo radar is going off
>>21735748has-beens desperately attempting to crawl back into relevancy are so sad
If it's brown, flush it down.
>>21735775You shouldn't have walked so close to it
>>21735752nope, totally fine to be that one fag who doesn't know
>>21735764but he was the original soyboy redditor doing cooking videos before the internet even existed
>>21735814he's a christian man with a wife and a kid, watch your mouth gang
>>21735770Ridiculous
>>21735748did he drop the snarky post-good eats persona? is he back to good eats alton?
>>21735748This nigga unironically taught me how to cook
>>21735939that's not his persona, he's just been driven to perpetual passive angriness by his wifeI'd say watch one of his live stream recordings where she's in it, but then you'd have to be exposed to a man being whittled down without mercy
>>21735748was sure Trump's poison shots would have taken him down by now
>>21735770It's hands free and he can go do other stuff in the meanwhile.
>>21735816If he's so straight then why does looking at him give me a boner?
>>21735770>Okay, tell me how is that any different from Jack blowing the bird with a hairdryer.
>>21735752look who can't read.>>21735770jacks an idiot
>>21735983He got divorced last i saw. Fell out of church too. I wonder if its changed anything about him.
>>21735983>>21736254I honestly thought he was gay post good eats. Turned very soi like. >>21735748He's the one who taught me spackcock. Why he no do this?
>>21735748Why is he drinking out of a glass? Doesn't he know that's a unitasker? You can use a bowl.
>>21735764Kek this
>>21736352He uses that glass as his bowl.
>>21736352kek
>>21735748Just watched it.It’s so wonderful and refreshing to see him in his element again. The subtle humor really suits his age.We are indeed so back brothers.
as if the other 10,000,000 vids on how to cook turkeys wasn't enough
>>21736254Last time I watched Alton was in the pandemmy and it seemed like his wife was a controlling hyper liberal who cucked his content but now I think he's actually a hyper liberal cuck who likes being dommed by his wife. I think he's still married to the covid wife based on a quick search. >Considering Alton's well-known ties to the very conservative Southern Baptist Church, where divorce is highly frowned upon, many believe the church was a factor in the divorce. Brown left the church shortly after his divorce from his ex-wife. He looked at it as a hiatus from religion but not a break from God. Alton told People magazine that he and his first wife went separate ways in their lives.>"We changed, the world changed, and she went one way and I went the other way...My social beliefs are far more liberal than what falls under most of the structures of organized religion, and I find that difficult to work with."
>>21736783How the mighty have fallen.
>>21735748I'll never forgive him for the peanut butter video.
>>21736783Yup, he went woke and became a slave to his new bitch wife. Very sad!
>as if the other 10,000,000 vids on how to cook turkeys wasn't enough
>>21735748this guy gets btfo by chris young unfortunately
I have never hated zoomers more than I have in this thread.
>>21736977wait until you find a thread where they use chatgpt screenshots to support their dumbass claims
>>21736977referencing someone from actual tv like on a channel you tuned into instantly makes you a fucking ancient unc
>>21736994I was old when this board was young
>>21735770Open wide, here comes the aeroplane!Low pressure so they don't blow juices around and contaminate an excessive amount of counter space, or collaterally contaminate unexpected areas.Ambient air temperature minus evaporation cooling, not warm or hot air that may jump start bacterial growth.Not jammed up the bird and in direct contact with raw meat.
>>21735748GO BACK FAGGOT
>>21735748Worst recipe update I’ve ever seen>uses butter instead of the natural turkey fat for the roux>lines baking sheet with shitty aromatics and ruins the pan drippings
The other day I stumbled across one of the episodes of this TV show about peanut brittle, the whole segment was about 5 minutes but it was so cringy and painful to watch that it seemed to me to last about 5 hours. His sense of humor, his style, his pseudoscientific approach to food that dries out every single bit of enjoyment that food should have, it's just unbearable.
>>21737966Give him a break. He’s a TV producer not a chef.
>>21737980He is the Bill Nye of cooking
>>21735748Watched it. Excellent presentation and a return to form for his Good Eats lineage.
>>21737980so much jealousy in one post.
Ummmm sorry sweetie but Alton is still cancelled
>>21735748>Brining a turkey in Anno Dom 2025Enjoy your salty bird sponge.
>>21735748Jim Gaffigan can cook?
Alton's Pantry Raid episodes are insufferable cringe. Acting like the Coof was the Black Death and filled with his whining while he made popcorn or something.
