>comes out of the microwave looking like mexican diarrhea wrapped in translucent cardboard>taste like absolutely nothing>270 calories eachit's actually kind of impressive how terrible these things are.
>>21735864for me, two of the blue package ones, cooked for 3:30 and then again for 1:30 with two slices of cheese on top. sprinkled with good chipotle powder i found. very tasty
GREENPACKAGEGANG. IMA GO BUY SOME ROYT NOW
>>21735864i used to eat this slop (same brand and flavor) at my old job every day. im kind of nostalgic for it at this point, although i wouldn't eat them again. they're filling if you just want to fill your stomach and nothing more.
>>21735864A challenger is appear!!!
>>21735864It's nostalgia food for me, but I think I am going to switch to pizza because of the quality and price point. It's like eating 2 spoon fulls of taco mush wrapped in like 2 entire tortillasBeef and bean purple bag for the win!
>>21735864The sausage breakfast ones are delicious with taco bell hot sauce
>>21735864that brand is a rip off. 95 percent tortilla, with a tiny amount of filling. the entire filling for one burrito was dabbed on the end of a tortilla to make it look like it is full. no burrito they have ever made looks even close to that. not even if you took all the filling from the entire bag would you have enough for one burrito.
>>21735915That looks and sounds repulsive. Why would anyone want to eat something that's Indian flavored? Fucking gross.
>>21736378You know they invented curry right? So if you are bagging on indian food, they you are also bagging on curry
>>21735864If those taste like nothing then consider yourself lucky. My mom would buy the Amy’s brand “healthy” ones and they tasted like earthy garbage. Still gave me the runs though
>also bagging on curry
>>21735864These arent bad. Jose Ole version is far superior though
>>21736400that was a favorite with single moms
>>21735864>microwavewhat is this, 1997?we graduated to oven now, grandpa.
>>21736611Dubz of truth
>>21737530what? its micro onda now more than ever
I'm not a spic but isn't this a "burritos" not a chimichanga? >>21737530>oven How fucking old are you? 100?
>>21737555what even is a chininychanga ?
>>21737752Deep fried burrito.
>>21737784But these are frozen and the mircowaved.When does the deep frying occur ?
>>21737788Before the freezing I suppose.
>>21737802I feel like that doesnt count
>>21735864you are a retard>textured vegetable protein addedthey got you BIG TIME retard
>>21735864OP is a faggot, yet again. El Monterey is a gift from the angels to humanity.
>>21737878It probably doesn't but then again we aren't in charge of what people call their frozen packaged slop.
I ate 4 of these last night in a drunken stupor. I air fried them then cut them into quarters and dipped them in sour cream mixed with El Yucateco. banging.pic related was me after taking the first bite
>>21735864Stick to these puppies. Much flavor, about a dollar each, roughly 350 calories.
>>21735864Frozen shit like that used to be OK but now it's all tiny, mostly filler, and full of air. I have to make and freeze my own shitty beans+cheese burritos at home because of how bad things are now
it's one of those things you only eat when desperate
>>21738819thats why your mom loves em
the sloppa GOAT
>>21738828:(
Tina Big Burrito Bean and Cheese. Stock up when they're a $1 per.And why are frozen breakfast burritos so damned expensive?
>>21739137>breakfast burritos>eggs>current presidentOh gee, it really is a mystery. You will own nothing and be happy btw.
>>21736393Yes. Curry is also disgusting.
>>21736393Curry is disgusting. I had it once from an Indian restaurant and I woke up running to the toilet to make explosive diarrhea while vomiting into a plastic bag. Never had Indian food again.
>>21738437this. i have cut back on most frozen slop. it's getting so bad that i bought a bag of pizza rolls and almost half of them had no filling. frozen slop had its place before inflation and more importantly 'shrinkflation' became rampant. but now i truly fear for the day the masses rise up when they bite into their pizza rolls and burritos only to realize there's no filling in any of them
>>21739696It just occurred to me, have they adjusted thier nutritional facts?Things have obviously changed, but have they printed it,
Someone needs to make a thread teaching you kids to make freezer burritos.They are so fucking much Better Cheaper BiggerOne evenings work and you will have two dozen meal sized burritos in your freezer
>>21739766Teach me oh master
>>21739782If you link a new thread asking for freezer burrito recipes, I will give you my recipe and tips
>>21736393Ahem, the British invented curry. Indians can't even figure out basic hygiene or plumbing, them "inventing" anything is laughable
>>21740524false
