Tomato

beef
chiles
bovril
tobasco
a brick

>>21736801
cram it

smoothies don't really need a recipe. Just don't fill it all the way to the top with thick ingredients or it'll overheat and they take like literally 45 minutes for the thermocouple or whatever to untrip

Mine
>coconut water powder
>coconut milk powder
>lemon powder
>lime powder
>carob powder
>vanilla powder
>salt
>some greens like spinach or arugala
>fresh mint
>couple tomatoes
>cucumber
>frozen berry medley (blueberry, strawberry, blackberry)
>peanut butter
>ice
it's kino

>>21736801
shred the paper inside it

>>21736801
I make everything but smoothies in mine. Get the food processor attachment. Is the GOAT

>he paid a premium for a plastic jug
Learn the difference between paying for quality and paying for hype. Fuck.

>>21736801
put it in your ashhole

Use cream or sherbert or cool whip.
Just spent two hours changing the stupid blade assembly on a way old as heck wolfgang puck commercial vitamix knock off because I dishwashed it and seized the bearings. 12 bucks to swap the top seal and bearings
> Feels goodl

>>21736801
cram it

>>21736801
piss and shit