>lox+schmear+capers+dill+onions+tomato on a fresh bagelHas a more godly, high IQ sandwich ever been created?
>>21738225Yeah, cheeseburgers.
Bow, here comes the king.
the word "schmear" is vaguely obscene and is quite off putting when used to describe food.
>>21738227>>21738237LARD ASSES
>>21738244German here, I was just about to post exactly the same. It sounds like something you can scrape out of a woman's vagina after she hasn't washed for a week.
>>21738246>actually 16oz. of cream cheese is healthy if you eat it on a bagel
>>21738225If i eat that id get stomach pains.. maybe vomit
>>21738227>cooking the animal in the mother's milkO Y V E YYVEY
>>21738276Are you lactose intolerant? Because lox is very digestible.
>>21738225Yes all of that but without the cringe onion
>>21738227J*ws are gonna FREAK
>lox+schmear+capers+dill+onions+tomato on a fresh bagelJew-hater here, no joke. But credit where credit due. The lox on everything bagel is, in fact, a Divinely-inspired creation. No sandwich, nor much else edible, is better bar none. If Jews did most things likt it, people would love them instead.
>>21738716but why do they say schmear!?!
I'm always afraid of parasites in lox but for some reason not in sushi/poke. Race bias? Retardation? Autism? It should be the other way around right?
>>21738225Those onions need to be pickled and I'd leave out the tomato but otherwise I'm on board with this.
>anno domini 2025>being a jewI shiggy diggy
>>21738257If you use "Streichen" instead of "Schmieren", you're a certified faggot.
>>21738225Salty but great stuff.
>>21738244Every Yiddish loan word is just something mildly dirty cause children of immigrant Jews dominated early standup and the early talkie comedies like the Marx Brothers.
>>21738225It's a good solid sammich. But I prefer pickled onion for the vinegar contrast.
