>"Was that all for today you fat piece of shit?"
Yes mcwagie, oh and can you make sure the fries aren't salted?
>>21740881they all think this but never say it
>>21740881yeah just throw it all in the trash you stupid wagie. i ain't eating it nor am i paying for it. fat food is for fat retarded americans to get fatter and dumber and vote for more israel.
BITCHI LOVE YOU
Yes, that’ll be all.
>>21740881Fuck no. We're running it back.Same order as last time but double everything except the fries.
>>21740881I've only seen black people working at McDonald's.
>>21740898You must live in a shitty area
>>21740881YOU DONT HAVE TO BE RUDE BUT MAKE THE FRIES A LARGE AND ADD A MCCHICKEN NO LETTUCE EXTRA EXTRA MAYO.
>>21740881Can I have your phone number?
>>21740881>nah lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>21740881>app order>curbside pickup>no lip from any employees
>>21740881Oh wait, I just remembered "my friend" wanted me to get them a 20 piece nuggie and a cookies and cream McFlurrie, definitely not for me though.
>>21740898I see people of all races working at McDonalds. They're all hambeasts though.
>>21740881Yes. But if you ask me to pull around to the side and wait for my order, I'm going to jump out of this car and slap you.
Yea, keep the change ya filthy animal!!!!!!*throws handful of dirty under the seat car change at the stupid wagie bitch from my 1995 pontiac sunfire*haha you have to work i'm on welfare you stupid bitch!!!!!!!*throws my drink through the window*haha i dont need that I already got one *takes a big swig from my steel reserve* *pulls out of the drive through but im drunk and cant see so i roll over the curb*
>>21740887They sometimes say it
>>21740900It's called the United States
>>21741136“Here’s your order, sorry about your weight.”>”Oh, it’s no trouble at all! Thanks!”
>>21740881I've currently reached a stalemate with McDonalds. The food is shit, but it's satiating and convenient on the road. It's overpriced, but the current "buy 1 get 1 for a dollar" menu is just barely tolerable. And I'm lucky to live near a busy location by a highway, ensuring relatively "fresh" food during peak hours, with friendly employees to boot. I don't like that my fast-food dollar is supporting the globohomo DEI agenda, but as a boomer I'm also whimsically nostalgic for what McDonalds represents (or used t orepresent).>>21741050My local is mostly staffed by chubby latina abuelita types and I 1000% trust them more than teenagers of any color.The funniest thing is almost nobody uses the order kiosks inside the store. They take up 50% of the space in the lobby, but nobody touches them because the UI is garbage, they're filthy with germs, and they never refill the receipt paper. Pretty much everyone inside the store still orders at the counter or uses the cringe ((app)). Imagine how many thousands of dollars were wasted on that.
>>21741141
And a diet Coke.
>>21741211good shit, the 9gag watermark makes it even better
>>21740881>fatI’m victim weight
>>21741156>Imagine how many thousands of dollars were wasted on thatWith how much they started charging, they can afford to waste millions.
>>21740900It barely matters where you are. They all go to McD's for jobs because they aren't capable of doing anything else, so even if there are barely any in an area, it's guaranteed that's where they all work.
>>21742158Hush, child. You live in your mother's basement, and thus you should not speak on subjects that you know nothing about.
>>21740881I asked for this drink with spit it in you fucking bitch spit in my drink right now i need to watch you do it.
i often have mcdonalds delivered because i don't want them to see me and judge me. it costs twice as much but it's worth it to avoid the shame.
please let me lick your butthole
>>21740881Bondage, Domination, Sadism, McDonalds.
>>21740881I’d laugh so hard if they said that to me. Instead I just get disappointment because they can only average 50% order accuracy
>>21742233Only good post itt
>>21742233>>21742275Extremely virginal posts
>>21742231Really dude? I'm a fat retard too but even I can't imagine spending any extra for such shitty, already overpriced, fast food. I just go to Culver's and the Downs syndrome angels that work there would never be mean to me.
>>21742231You could try losing weight.
>>21740889Imagine how worked up this nigga get bout shit he care about
>>21740881she must be speaking to an american
>>21740881probably the best thread I've ever seen here
>>21742370Yeah. Now she sells her holes.
>>21741142That's a dude.
>>21742429from vtmb in 2004 lol
>>21740881Kek, I unironically had an experience like this once. Lmao.>Be seven years ago when I was still obese and with my ex>We ordered something like two triple cheeseburgers, two quarter pounders, two large fries, two milkshakes and two sodas>Shift lead guy was covering the register for someone >"Holy crap! " "heh.. you sure?" "Wow that's a lot of food...">"Here's your receipt..go ahead and sign your life away "It made me seethe at the time but it was fucking funny thinking about it now
>>21740881Guess who's just talked xerself out of a $1.42 tip you stupid bitch
>>21740884>fat incel gets offended when the OP hits too close to home
>>21742231But it's cold and soggy by the time you get it. So retarded. It's already too expensive. Why don't you just get REAL food if you're going to spend that kind of money? You could order good pizza for that kind of money. And it'd be hot.
>>21742819I'm fat but I've never been fat enough to order a triple cheeseburger.
>>21743056I did however try one of these 1/2 lb roast beef sandwiches from Arby's which is arguably worse. I instantly regretted it because it just highlighted how disgusting the roast beef at Arby's is.
one time I went to a donut shop in mississippi and ordered four donuts and and the clerk was this obese southern woman who was like "you sure got a big appetite for such a skinny boy" and I was like "you sure are judgmental for a fat bitch" (I didn't actually say this out loud but I thought it at her in my brain)
>>21740881>"Was that all for today you fat piece of shit?"no i'll be back in a couple hours
>>21741142Anon, that is literally a teenage boy
>>21743060maybe she thought it was cute
>>21743060Sounds like she was casually complimenting you while making small talk, and you're just an autistic school shooter type who lacks human empathy. For future reference, a sentient human being would have shyly grinned and said>Aw shucks, ma'am, your donuts are just that good!Maybe your developers will include that conversation tree in the next version.
>>21740881That was really rude. Go get your manager.
>>21742231Just rotate through the nearby locations. Plus staff turnover is high so you might only encounter a specific wagie for a few months
>>21741137Nah, I think we have like .3% nygrs here in my town of 17k~. Hardly see any, and when we do, it's a shock. Lel, my entire family lives in Tucson, and we visit for the summer and winter. My husband went with us one time, and when we went to Safeway he had a huge shock and wouldn't stop talking about them, feeling uneasy. Im so glad I redpilled him.
>Is that all?>What are you implying?Gotta catch the wageslaves off guard.
>>21742581We know, it's called adulthood as a woman.
>>21742231Imagine caring this much
>>21740881imagine being able to pay $25 for each hamburger, small fries, and drink meal
>>21740898I only see 30+ hispanic women. At every Mcdonald's for miles.
>>21742969who tips the mcwagie
>>21743237lol you sure got upset eh fatty
>>21743060Yeah, you WOULD have a pepe image to go along with your sensitive incel piece of shit personality. lol
>>21743237lol, based>>21743626Ah, there it is. Just how underweight are you that you were so insulted by southern hospitality? Only someone with a chip on his shoulder would be so offended over an innocent comment. You're very immature, then and now.
>>21743060>she was like>and then I was like>..but I was only like... in my headBasically you were both like.
>>21743399I am the manager. Go get a clue. Next!
>>21743433>Arizona faggot teaches his faggot husband to be racist like the internet pills teachGlad we gave you gay marriage so you could do that with it. Minorities used to stick together.
>>21740881i haven't been since the 90s, because i'm innately not a fat piece of shit
>>21742814Patrician taste.
>>21740881I honestly would ask her out if she did this.
>>21743689Welcome to 2025 my dude. Don't let the door hit your useless breeder ass on the way out!
Hong Kong style cart noodles with chilli broth, thick egg noodles, beef tripe, honeycomb tripe, beef and pork balls
>>21740881Bitch you be workin at McDonald you aint even human
>>21740881God I would cum buckets if a cute girl talked to me like that.
>>21741137>>21742158Around here it's all white teenagers and the occasional Eastern European for some reason. I can't imagine buying food from a restaurant operated by blacks or Indians, I bet you get sick all the time
>>21745621Oh and this is in America. Maybe you should stop being a soft ass city boy. Weak ass racists like you are an embarrassment to real racists who commit white flight to get away from all that bullshit you just whine about and LAY DOWN
>>21743689
>>21740881Yes, thank you and rape you later saar
I got so little going for me if someone said that to my face id take them down. Instead they all do sneaky shit or be passive aggressive. I’ve literally dreamed of an old school bully confrontation but they just don’t exist anymore, nobody has the guts just a bunch of rats
>>21745714it’s lonely at the top if you want to rock and roll
Poached eggs with whole grain mustard (Product of France) and quince toast with a mango for breakfast dessert.
>>21745736Kek, thanks for the laugh, anon.
>>21742184You lost turd-world redditor
>>21744810Is getting some other dude's shit on your dick really something to be "proud" of?
>>21741117based des
>>21740881Yes but no, this was merely my first order.
>>21747357Who said anything about dicks son? I happen to be a woman with a beautiful loving partner and she could whoop your filthy white ass nine ways from Sunday without breaking a sweat bitch. Don't even fucking try me sugar.
>>21747447>partnerActually kill yourself.
>>21740881NAHCAN I GET TWO NUMBER NINESA NUMBER NINE LARGEA NUMBER SIX WITH EXTRA DIPA NUMBER SEVENTWO NUMBER 45S, ONE WITH CHEESEAND A LARGE SODA
Salt and pepper squid with vinegar and chili
Leftover macaroni stroganoff
>>21743060>y-you too
>>21741156Most people as crazy and racist as you are younger. They have an excuse. You're a piece of shit. KYS.
>>21748166No, I don't think I will, bitch tits.
>>21742231Find someone even fatter than you and pay them to bring you your mickey D. That way he won't be able to judge you even if he wanted to
>>21741156>what McDonalds represents (or used t orepresent).The slow decay of your society over decades while you hide your head in the sand of mindless consumerism?
>>21740881i'm obese and often go to one fast food place to order just enough to not seem like a fat person order, then I immediately go to another fast food place and make another similar order.I just want to order like a fat person without the shame. And it never fails, when I do end up just not giving shit about how much I order it always turns out to be some super cute petite pale girl that gives me look i deserve
>>21748188Please tell me that's fake lmaoThis world is so gay, maybe I should get into politics. Fucking morons.
>>21748980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAWaZqDf-VE
>>21740884Why? Are you trying to be "healthy"? *laugh track*
>>21748872>go to one fast food place to order just enough to not seem like a fat person order, then I immediately go to another fast food placeWhere do you hide the first bag?>me: former fatty that would hide it behind the drivers seat
>>21749150driver side floorboard
>>21740881>"Was that all for todayRUDE.That implies I'm done ordering.Kindly rephrase the question to, "Is there anything else I can get you?"
>>21740881>"yes ma'am"
>>21748166You're brown lmao
>>21740881Why don't you get a rat to gnaw that thing off your face?
>>21740881>buffetmax for thanksgiving>meat carver says whats up big man>feel fatter than normal6'2 250
>>21743423I've had the same mexican lady give me my jack in the box after ive been drinking on saturday for a decade
>>21740881yes *audibly farts*
>>21740898i live in a white country so i only see white people.
>>21748872I've done this a couple times. Today I had my dog with me and I bought two bacon cheeseburgers (one for me and one for him) and when I paid at the guy was talking to my dog and said, "he didn't get anything for you?" lmao
>>21749959>250Pre or post buffet?
>>21750136pre
>>21748872Bro thats so neurotic just order from 1 place shamelessly and stop caring. What if they are friends with someone at the 2nd fast food place and they text or see you go there and talk about you, then it would be even more embarassing if they found out you were trying to hide it
fuck no
>>21740881shit in my hand and throw it at her
>>21751780And what's the next step of your master plan, after you're arrested and jailed for assault?
>>21742359lol
>>21741156>globohomo That's mostly caused by distraction technologies and a lack of wisdom in curriculum. The average Joe believes that emotions cause a better response in the things people care about, where they mostly obstruct skillful action and correct observations. When you get emotionally invested in temporary things it's easy to make dumb decisions in isolation. I still fail to realize why orgasm requires a partner. Child inception obviously requires one, but needing a partner is petty. The evil forces want people to think that everyone needs interpersonal sex
What are all the based (based being doesnt ask for a phone number) fast food apps that give you points and good coupons?
>>21740887I can see the look of surprise when I pull up ordering fuckin 2 mcchickens, 2 mcdoubles, and 2-3 large fries, but I only weigh like 150lbs
>>21753255Nobody cares what you think incel
>>21743689It's not racism, it's anti-terror to educate people.
>>21753255You're in bad shape when your reply is less coherent than an Indian ChatGPT knockoff.
>>21740881no, you are mistaken im 3 for free not fat piece of shit
>>21743237> shucks, ma'am, your donuts are just that good!you're a fucking creep nobody normal would say that
>>21753779Sure thing, champ.
>>21743541based texan (or arizonan)
>>21753263>What are all the based (based being doesnt ask for a phone number) fast food apps Can a phone app not know your phone number?
>>21754253Yes, that actually is possible.
>>21740881>*coffee to the face*shhiieeettt....
>>21743237proper reply is "I do love me a good donut."then give her a half smile that everyone finds charming, say "Thank you, ma'am." when she bags up your shit to hand it to you, pay and leave
>>21755543Personally, I ask if she can cut the donuts in half using a sling blade (I call it a kaiser blade).
>>21740881Bitch you think this is all i'm going to eat today? I'll be back around 12.
>>21747478and I'll take a double-triple bossy deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, BURN it, and let it swim.
