/ck/ webm bread
Guarantee this guy is a cross dresser and probably has something in his ass or up his dick hole while delivering this sermon
>ceekay webbum thread>look inside>its /pol/baitthis kind of shit is why you have no friends
I'd like a gif post, with sound
made some new ones for you
>>21742551haha can you imagine?
>go to tailgate with young farmers and ranchers club>crush 10 or 12 beers over 3 hours because free food and drink>start to get ads for alchoholism in my reels
>>21742545>>21742545Big apple meme withght there
legendary bread
>>21742573AI slop
>>21742601bot post
>>21742612This dude looks retarded
>>21742573So god dammed creepy
>>21742372Exchange fried fish for mass rape.Truly great deal.
cool, so half this thread is race bait and the other half is misogyny bait. Here’s an actual ck webm
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>>21742659Why isn't the cameraman showing the muffinsThere's no recipeShe doesnt even cut into one before it cuts away
>>21742667Filename should the drink the frog
>>21742659> Unsanitary and dangerous hair practice> Store bought muffins pulled out of the oven> Bland outfitThat sucked
These are the most vile threads on any board I've ever had the displeasure of browsing. I've watched beaners getting decapitated with rusty machetes by cartels and found it more palatable than most of the webms that regularly get posted in these threads. Why do you do this?
>>21742666>women>cooking
>>21742676I get a lot of strange food vids on instagram because i like them and i make webms out of some
>>21742569>no bellyFake as fuck
Jannies can you please get rid of the bot that shits up this thread every time
>>21742693JUST EAT THE STRAWBERRY
>>21742604>you get to see a hot chick but a caption with retarded internet slangit's like if you ate the best thing your tastebuds ever had the pleasure of consuming and then having to inhale mustard gas and nearly die
>>21742684>porn>no cooking
>>21742744theres bunch of hot chicks in this thread, groovy.
>>21742372i once saw a buffalo chicken calzone video witha guy who looked and sounded exactly like hank hill.
>>21742732>11:30 amglad he could roll his fat ass out of bed
>>21742756Was the calzone cooked with the clean burning flame of propane?
>>21742566he suffered enough strokes he can't use either arm anymore
>>21742582his dad married a tranny?
>>21742554ADHD isn't real though, it's a natural mechanism due to an overstimulating lifestyle.
>>21742564She would've been so happy with a child a few years back.Now she has dogs she calls "my baby" and alcohol.
>>21742702Do you think people can't have a binge day once in a while and actually control themselves the rest of the time? You're a gross fat fuck with no willpower.
>>21742588Before anyone makes stupid replies:THATS NOT HER CHILDREN SHES A PROFESSIONAL FOSTER PARENT, SHE TAKES CARE OF THE CHILDREN WHILE THEIR PARENTS ARE IN JAIL OR REHAB
>>21742582Is she eating pineapple? So that... His cum? Tastes better? Does the pineapple affect girl cum too? That's just piss ain't it?
>>21743069i hate women and their "content" so much
>>21742582does it make her milkers taste sweet? who would be even licking her cunt at her age?
>>21742660TWU
>>21742643It's their fault, for why do British womenfolk dress so sluttily?
>>21742372Lineker is a batty boy
>>21742558I might somehow he able to fix her. I'd like to try atleast.
>>21742558>>21742561>>21742564Why are White women like this?
>>21742556>>21742558>>21742561I don’t get it, I like drinking every once in a while but it’s not something addictive
>>21742733Installing that right now.
>>21743089How do (You) know it so distinctly? Are your parents in jail or rehab?
>>21742590Eat 1 morsel, spit 2 out
>>21743188Why are women near me not like this?
>>21742592I don't get it.
>>21743193alcohol for me is a portal to a reality where my life isn't a nightmare, and I want to live in that reality instead of this one.
>>21743204He drank breast milk and doesn't know a good thing when he gets it.>>21743208It will be its own nightmare soon enough. .t knower
>>21742603You go girl!>>21742606Wow..
>>21742618Great bosom.
>>21742619Peak male fertility.
>>21742626Left- man.Right- woman (90% sure).
>>21742631Is eating them raw the secret of her great, glowing skin.
>>21742645WHAT TIMMY EVEN GON DOOO!
>>21743226>>21743229>>21743231>>21743232>>21743236>>21743241Shut the fuck up already
>>21742606papaya salad is so nasty. no matter how many times i eat it im still not used to it. the only times its edible is if its so spicy you cant taste anything
>>21743203Fake nails are gross and unhygienic
>>21742659I count six (6) muffins.
>>21742684gooners and coomers like yourself aren't any better either.
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>>21742663I gotta have either the link or a name.
>>21742667Immoral.
>>21742676You are always free to leave or not watch the at all.>>21742689Thank you for finding such unique and interesting stuff and sharing it with us.
>>21743214I had to stop drinking because it gave me catastrophic acid reflux but I would give everything to be able to drink every day all day long. I would happily give up 30 years of my life to be able to regularly experience something that isn't the mental anguish I endure 24 hours a day.
>>21742691That's clearly scripted.
>>21743340The thing is, you don't just drop dead one day.Dying from alcohol abuse is a long and painful process. And an undignified one.The treatment for severe liver failure is massive amounts of laxative. You will spend your last days in pain in a pool of your own liquid shit. Your ass will be raw and bleeding from the constant stream of shit. Unless of course you have what it takes to neck yourself when it gets too bad.
>>21742372>food history
This thread sucks what the fuck I'd rather go find a nostalgic snacks thread to look at the same damn pictures I've seen the past 10 years.
>>21743326https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=june+lovbejoy&sei=magmaYSPHY2m0PEPwcql8QMlovejoy, my beloved
>>21743408my dad has been drinking like 10 beers a day since he was 21 and he's 56 and he has no health issues other than high blood pressure. the boogeyman of cirrhosis is for people who are drinking like 30 beers a day or an entire bottle of liquor. I think if you lived a much happier life self mediating with alcohol, dying at 60 would be a worthy tradeoff.
>>21743340Do drugs.
>>21743452I don't even know anyone irl let alone where to get drugs. The doctors I go to won't give me more than like 4 days worth of xanax. Weed is illegal in my state.
>>21742556Sex with cute skinny girl
>>21743452Kill a bear.
>>21743456Kill two.
sure ill dig through my folder for some food related ones
>>21742551it takes longer than two years to even develop alcoholic cirrhosis, let alone die of itbut yeah it sucks even if you're not actually dying because it sure as hell feels like you are
>>21743513>The fire rises>Yeah the fire rises brother
>>21742569>>21742568>>21742564>>21742561>>21742558Hot
>>21742606Fuck the whore. Throw the food
>>21742684Ugly porn whore. Would not bang.>>21742659Gorgeous porn whore. Would cuddle.
>>21742697Sauce?
>>21742736>charcoal steaming was real all alongAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE TASUKETE SKINNERMAN
impressive, this one is even more dogshit than the last thread. we have officially hit gif ylyl tier.
>>21742372we can't possibly hate them enough
>>21742372>Portuguese>RefugeesThat's not where they're coming from.
>>21742631I wish she would gobble up my penur and balls like this.. lord
>>21742551Fake and gay, I'm old, I drank vodka everyday, 3 handles a week for about 25 years
>>21743454Same place you get everything else. Online. They've literally never been easier or safer to get.
>>21743718you lucky shit, ive been drinking for 15 years and last five were at about two 0.7 bottles of vodka a week and now im looking at 25x the norm for liver values.
>>21743656Go and watch it again, retard.
>>21743116>who would even be licking her cunt at her age?A college boy.
>>21742733>retarded headscarved shitskin just throwing stuff on the floorReally gets my noggin joggin, despite that app being a good idea in principle.
>>21743089And that makes it any better... how?
>>21742733lmao, what the fuck is the app "thinking" about when the fucking country code is embedded in the bar code and numbers underneath. this can be done purely offline and its clearly a grift to sell user data.
>>21742697Three oranges.>>21742704Wish she'd make coffee for me in a kinky manner.
>>21742705Wish she would nibble on my cob.
>>21743738I refuse to do anything that will land me in Federal prison regardless of how "safe" or "easy" it is
>>21742708Chop my onions, Madame!>>21742709Man.>>21742726Most /ck/ amongst /ck/>>21742728God Bless.>>21742733TPD.
>>21742551I think a seasoned alcoholic could handle a gulp of vodka or whatever this is better than that guy
>>21742569>>21742610I think I can work with this
>>21743077ADHD just means "not enough belt growing up".
>>21743923t.boomer
>>21742372Oh wow, this ad has made me like niggers and goatfuckers! I am so thankful that everything has finally been explained to me!
>>21743923yeah you also think lead in the water is not real
>>21743952You should try getting beat up once or twice, it does wonders for your "attention deficit" lmao.
>>21742569wow. I can literally see her getting fatter as the game goes on
>>21743204she passed on the flu to her baby via breast milk and the baby took a diseased shit and the dad smelled it while trying to eat cereal and had a disgust response
>>21742554If you can't control yourself maybe you should be locked up.
>>21743246I saw step one of this and was like "what else could he possibly do besides that" and needless to say I was pretty surprised
>>21742684she's got that thousand island stare
>>21742372Do bongs really?
>>21743848Goatfuckers are actually this stupid. They and the kikes deserve each other.
Anyone got that video of a moid unpacking the lunch her husband made? I need it for a different thread
>>21742531nice projection fag
>>21744092Nevermind, the jannies prunned it, God forbid we have an active discussion right?
>>21743455It's a man
>>21742575>imagine his farts
>>21744092Do you think a place like this could work in a small midwestern town where people are generally niceplease say yes
>>21742551the first of the day does really make you want to puke doesn't it
>>21744090cant argue that, may they exterminate each other till the last shitskin.
>>21743203this is how my dad tells me i should cut loaves of bread "to not cut myself"
>>21744188i think it could, especially if there is a community college or post-highschool type of place nearby. I live in a small-ish city in NE Oklahoma and I've considered something like this. Asian spots are popping up all over and ramen is getting really popular here
>>21742706Is Shoenice dead yet?
>>21743955Is the logic here that you can't get distracted if you have cte?
>>21743214I'm bigger than him and this is how I cook and do anything else in my kitchen
>>21742733Oh yeah, I can totally see why she dropped it, the image is so crisp and not pixelated as fuck.
>>21742372Fuck off with the we wuz shit you spiks. If the Jews brought it over it was probably too sell shit fish for profit.
>>21743923My dad beat the shit out of me and I still have ADHD you don't know what you're talking about. A lot of "ADHD" is retards trying to be quirky, but actually diagnosed ADHD fucking sucks. It's like a physical incapability to focus. Your mind races and it causes a lot of anxiety and you have no control over it and you have this need to constantly be moving or doing something.
>>21742696>Okay, let me explain what we're smelling>This one good>This one not good
>>21743923>>21744382As proven by studies and countless cases, ADHD isn't real, it's a natural dopamine tolerance caused by an overstimulating lifestyle.No one with focus issues due to dopamine tolerance is a lost case, a lifestyle change reducing the amount of artificial stimulation always work.In short, turn off the screens for a few weeks and you'll be fine. It's not a real disease.
>>21742696quite pungent my dear
>>21744437You're retarded and not worth speaking to about this.
>>21742610>tunaAll I can think is mercury poisoning.
>>21744450>nnnnoooooooo I NEED my meth>I'm sick not a junkie I swear >its medicine!t. every junkie that ever lived
>>21742372Bongistan is truly a grim place, their metropolises at least.Lower min wage PPP than poland as well now, I believe?
>>21744464not everyone with adhd wants to be medicated
>>21744450You're angry that someone is giving you a solution instead of just pitying you and treating you like a victim. It's telling.I live in a country where medication is never given for ADHD, only CBT treatment, and it works perfectly.Also the studies have clearly shown that anyone with "ADHD" that ends up in a non-stimulating environment is cured within a month. (Isolation in prison, bedbound in a hospital, religious retreats, etc)Just turn off the screens for a while to make your dopamine tolerance go back to baseline, you'll be fine.
>>21743089That just makes it worse, desu
>>21743195The cute little girl is looking like an alien.
>>21743597Duality yours disgusts me.
>>21743195in the current year im surprised at the fact that i felt nothing weird or sexual from the video. it feels like people cant produce wholesome content when all the tictacs etc are made with the distinct purpose of getting famous etc.
>>21743848>and its clearly a grift to sell user dataIt's just bad programming. User data isn't worth much.
>>21742585Based mega milker mommy. Stopping breastfeeding anytime before puberty is intentionally stunting your kid.
>>21742603We (Whites) are going to have to pay for a lifetime of diabetes treatment and multiple by-pass surgeries for this ape. I hate nogs so much it's unreal.
>>21742725Abby secraa is my favorite titcow
>>21742728What is that portable spit he has? Thats the only cool part of the video
>>21744520Heh, I thought the same. The A in ayylmao stands for adorable.
>>21744825It's the failure of your country's intelligence and propaganda wings that less intelligent individuals are unable to contribute to society and your tax money must be used to upkeep themAll it takes is a decent "work is worship" psyops directed towards these less intelligent groups and they become an amazing and wide manual labour force.Why didn't you learn anything from mkultra? Psyops aren't for your enemies only, but also for helping weaker groups of society integrate and be productive
i gotta whole lotta shit to post
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>>21742372When did every single person who moved from one country to another become a "refugee"?
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>>21744825>The "whites" in question
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>>21745015I hate that guy
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>>21742619Very good Derek now back into the ward with you
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That's the shittiest webm thread we had in a while, congratulations /ck/unts
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>>21745069now we enter the film portion of this exhibition
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>>21745023he ruined the whole night out >>21745088
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>Ai pajeet spammer
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>>21745077This nigga eating beans
>>21744437>studies and countless casesPlease provide links, if it's not in English that's fine also.
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>>21745081Who was in the wrong here?
>>21745118I think that's pretty much it
This thread is grim as fuck, I guess it really was just one or two anons making the quality webms after all and now we have a new, inferior provider.
I am grateful I don't have what it takes to be an alcoholic and feel no need to drink outside of festive occasions, shit sounds hard.
>>21742372I don't think that's fishtorically accurate
>>21745115ho ho ho, it does appear to be so little one!
>>21745093If I found the source for these cathuman videos I would probably lose a whole afternoon to it.
>>21745137I miss when AI was funny like this.
>>21745162It's still funny You can also make your own
>>21745128>grimspeaking of grim
>>21745175>No fresh toppingsGrim indeed, slice a few veggies and keep some pepperoni stocked my guy, otherwise seemed like a good friday night.
>>21745168Oh for sure, I just meant that gen of AI videos had this nice glitchy feel to it that's almost dreamlike. Now if you see something similar it is fully intentional so it doesn't have the same funnyness to it imo. That's just how tech is I guess, I hear 90s internet anons also thought web 2.0 didn't feel as good as what they were used to so it's nothing new.
>>21745175I don't get the point of these 'lifestyle' videos, can a zoomer come and explain please? What do you get out of watching this? Is it supposed to be funny or brand promotion or ironic?
>>21745118Fucking classic>>21745137>>21745142>>21745168They're all bad and unfunny
>>21745088Oof, he almost lost izzat but instead he gained izzat.
>>21745185To show that you're bf/gf material
>>21745098Haters will say it's fake.
>>21745185It's to show off how cool/interesting you are
>>21745108Midwest 4/10 are really nice looking gals.
>>21745196joyless cunt
>>21745116https://www.nature.com/articles/s41398-025-03672-1Association of screen time with attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder symptoms and their developmenthttps://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1711548115How early media exposure may affect cognitive functionhttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8401252/Biochemical Correlates of Video Game Use: From Physiology to Pathologyhttps://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0283862Internet addiction and its relationship with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) symptoms, anxiety and stressEtc.I know that in the USA and some other countries they only just give pills and never try to treat the cause because it doesn't make as much money as selling pills, but in the rest of the world we actually cure attention deficit with lifestyle change through CBT.It's common sense almost everywhere.
>>21745220kek you actually use CBT to cure shit?
>>21745208>>21745203So these videos are meant for friends and future gfs and not just random people on the internet, that makes more sense ty.
>>21745220Thanks, I don't have ADHD but was always interested in the subject as a lot of kids in my class were allegedly diagnosed with it when i was in junior high. The pills approach isn't USA-exclusive though, I grew up in SEA and now live in the EU and have found doctors prescribe this in both places as well (not all, depends on your doctor I guess).
>>21745241>and not just random people on the internetWhat makes you think that?
>>21745252well the two previous posts, you don't usually throw a video out in an attempt to woo women that don't live near you. Or is it that different today? Haven't dated in over a decade so I dunno how things are done now outside of IRL normal stuff.
>>21745256You throw it out to woo random people
>>21745256I doubt this video was made to woo a particular woman. It was made to gain internet clout. TikTok has trends that go viral and everyone makes similar videos. Maybe he also has IRL friends on TikTok that will see, maybe not.
>>21743718i did a handle every 3 days for 10 years. quit while i was ahead tho and just drink on weekends now.i think people get problems when they are drinking ALL day every day, not just in the evenings
>>21743718That's like 15 drinks a day. Is that how much you recall drinking?
>>21743848That just tells you the country it's imported from not the country the brand is based in
>>21745005Zesty!
>>21742541all my friends are /pol/
>>21745059Isn't this guy a child molester?
>>21745265>>21745267Does this work? Do you guys really get random chicks contacting you because they saw your video?I'm not judging the trend, just trying to understand, god knows I've done worst things to get a girl's attention.
>>21742696imagine the smell
>>21745325yes
>>21743294She'll be rid of both the nails and fingers soon enough.
>>21742551this guy makes super gay fake videos about his alcoholism. He quit drinking and now makes these incredibly lame vidoes that are basically all the same. He shills some retarded health coaching course that he's selling.
>>21745377i cant handle this
>>21745377>>21745383The video was reversed. She is not in any danger.
>>21745269Yes, this is absolutely the case. I have also been in the handle of vodka every 3 to 4 days cadence for at least 10 years. Every year or so I take a couple of weeks off cold turkey to make sure there are no withdrawal issues. The only thing that ever happens is I am more bored and going to sleep is more difficult, but that fades out after 5 days. Just had blood work done and liver is totally fine. I never drink before 6pm, maybe 5pm on weekends or 4pm for happy hour which is a few times a year maybe. It's definitely these people who never actually clear it from their system who have the serious problems. I also almost always drink vodka and carbonated water. I think someone who is having like 10+ beers per night is gonna get their system pretty fucked up even if they don't drink all day.
>>21743195awww
>>21745419How old are you? Do you get brain fog during those breaks?
>>21745428Hah kek what a fucking moron. Is there an actual video with audio?
>>21743069Scariest shit I've seen in these threads and I've been enduring OP spamming his dogshit webms for weeks now
>>21745020>how it feels to ragebait bro
>>21745010kek relatable
>>21745422I'm 44. No, no brain fog. In fact I tend to have few negative feelings and think more clearly starting a day or two after stopping. I'm going to take a longer term break and see where that takes me. Drinking like this has some downsides, but I really do like being drunk and I only rarely ever get some kind of hangover. Drank a whole 750ml bottle of vodka a few days before my blood test and had a moderate headache the next morning (was a Saturday so not impacting work). That sort of thing gives me a little pause because there is no reason to drink that much other than I can.
>>21745017You think that hambeast pays taxes?You think those who DO pay taxes approve of her any more than they do of the fat Coloured?
>>21745110Thanks doc
>>21745418Nothing funnier than a FAT retard.
>>21745434Nigga that mushroom cheese spaghetti thing webm is almost a decade old
>>21745233CBT as in Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, Anon.Not Cock and Balls Torture.
>>21745373That's AI.You know because she doesn't blink.
>>21745026>mfw unsalted eggs
>>21745118Kino. It needs a roux retard
>>21745233No. Therapy is just a secular version of religious spiritual development.
>>21745716CBT is applied stoicism. Which is a life philosophy, not a religion.
>>21744092>moid>her husband???
>>21742568>>21742579>>21742582>>21742592>>21742610>>21742612>>21742659All these girls are super hot. Americans LITERALLY cannot suffer if they live with angels all around them.Boo hoo i lost my job so i had to go home up my supermodel wife and mother in low. Woe is ne
>>21745891You sound brown. Your opinion doesn't matter.
>>21745034would have been funnier if you just posted this one, implying the previous 104 parts were to cover the hours between midnight and 9:00
>>21745931You aren't wrong, im aSEAnI just want you to appreciate your women, you're lucky any you don't even know it
>>21745183I hear ya mate.Should be easy enough to recreate. Just download older versions of the model. Assuming of course you have the hardware. I myself can't be arsed, but there is hope
>>21745976would have been funnier if you shut your pie hole
>>21746169I've had the same Thinkpad I ''borrowed'' from work since 2017 so I'll leave it to more techminded anons.
>>21745185>zoomerThis isn't zoomer stuff. It's millennial cringe. Are you older than a millennial?
>>21746206nah I'm 31 but I never bought into the social media stuff, coming here is the closest I get to it, so I don't know about all this stuff. Are you sure millenials do this, all my friends are my age and none of them film themselves doing shit for everyone on the internet, only videos they make are for private WA groups or professional brands related to their work.
>>21742603This is what i imagine whenever anybody talks about keto or low carb diets
>>21745093Posting the most uninteresting trash like this deserves a permaban
>>21745424kekghaxv
>>21745652She is blind
>>21742705wtf is up with her top lip
>>21744520That's fetal alcohol syndrome for ya
>>21742689You are loved OP. Yes your webms are sometimes really frightening but I enjoy the change of scenery, godspeed you angel
>>21745108Polynesian sauce? I'd much rather have Polynesian sex with this female woman.
>>21743077>ADHD isn't real though, it's a natural mechanism due to an overstimulating lifestyle.ty chud MD
>>21747265Turn off the screens for a few weeks, you'll be fine. You're just a dopamine addict that developed a tolerance to it.
