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>>21744570
I kneel

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>>21744628
Not even the best in the store

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>>21744570
Try George Washington's eggnog recipe. Eggnogs, and nogs generally, were considered pretty uncivilized in those days. The color was wrong, and the smell was often offputting. But George Washington, well, he got his nogs under control. He really whipped them into shape (with a whisk). You could say he was truly a master of nogs. When it came to nogs, George Washington owned them.

>>21744635
This is the gay soy boy version.

>>21744666
You're gay Satan

>>21744570
i fucking hate noggers. they fucking stink. they do nogger shit all day and talk on nogger technology to other noggers about dumb nogger shit. bix nog.

im all nogged up fellas... this is the life..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k80NbGJUBY

>>21744708
you people have problems.

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>>21744570
Recommend suitably fruity Rums. I have ZAYA for the vanilla aspect already. Help a nogga out.

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>>21744570
Add nutmeg and allspice to your store bought eggnog

>>21744570
It'll be another couple weeks before I make my yearly nog. Still in the fucking 70's here in Florida but it will be cooling down soon.

is fermenting your nog really all it's made out to be?

>>21744922
he's still fermenting alright, the ground isn't frozen.

>>21744922
Everything I've read and seen is just that it tastes a bit different, not massively better. That said it's not really any extra work, just doing the work earlier in the year. I'll probably try it next year.

>>21744570
I've never had eggnog before
>hot or cold?
>with alcohol or without?

Seems like it is mostly served chilled but the flavor profile looks like it would suit warmth better.

>>21745102
i drink it cold and without alcohol. i dont drink it with alcohol because it would ruin the taste of eggnog for me

>>21745223
Part of the beauty of eggnog is that it punch above its weight class in alcohol content while preserving the flavors due to all the richness. You just gotta find the right alcohol.

In russia once we had a secret party at a abandoned church where we all got drunk on a eggnog gogol-mogol whiskey abomination drink with some older American teens
Don't recommend

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The best to ever do it

>>21744628
>Eggnog general.
do they have the "custard style" eggnog again this year? That one wasn't overly sweet, and allowed a bit more rum.

>>21744635
is it the best? thanks for the tip. My lifetime best eggnog is Farm Stores. They had the audacity to "limit 2" last year, when I drove to Sarasota to get some. Hardly any Farm Stores left in Florida.

i add coffee to it

>>21744922
I made some at the beginning of this month and it's been sitting in the back of the fridge since. It was pretty good fresh, I'll try it again soon.

>>21744708
i got too nogged up and now im throwing up on thanksgiving.

What's the secret to making it super extra thick so I can maximize the amount of alcohol?

tastes like bubblegum

>>21746957
ur getting the shitty kind. it was TG Lee, wasn't it?

>>21746980
I buy a different brand every year and every year I am disappointed

Waiting a few more weeks before I drink my alton brown recipe nog

>>21744570
>>21744628
>>21744635
I fucking love eggnog but fuck being pasteurized.