The humble Deep Fried Spatty Butty
>>21744756To be fair, you need a very high IQ to appreciate British cuisine.
>>21745123Which is why they all go to France to learn to cook.
>>21745133Is that what you tell yourself to cope
>>21745129>dude butter in everything lmaoFrench gets boring. Lots of flair, no sovl
>>21745113What more could you need?
Jesus Christ the British are foul
>>21745129in 1995 maybe
Not exactly humble, innit?
>>21745174you will never know such raw freedom and it weighs heavy on your relationship with yourself. Get well, friend.
>>21745174Nick Rochefort looking rough these days
>>21745174
Battered Greggs and chip supper
>>21744756Are the patty and the spam deep fried then fried again in the sandwich
>>21744756what's the thick layer of grey?
>>21746318Sosij
>>21744756>Hull mentioned
>>21746414looks like its made from everything but meat
>>21744756>humble>my 'local chippy' for the pattie butty spatty buttpeeEverything about this post is fucking cringe. KYS, OP.
>>21745303>>21745174
>>21745174Day drinking is pathetic and degenerate. Even more than night drinking.
>>21745289This is true
>>21746435"day drinking" is a term for turbo gaylords. It's time for you.
>>21746435The only thing more pathetic is being a teetotalfag who compulsively tells everyone that they don't drink
>>21746450Yeah, those people suck. I don't know what that has to do with my post though.
>>21745366The fries always look SO bad. Like they're not crisp at all, like they're soggy and limp and soft and cold.I know there's no sunshine there, but you have to capture that glistening sheen of oil when they come out of the fryer. It just looks so dull the way you do it. The ONLY way to eat that kind of food is super fucking fresh. I mean, right there. Not delivered in a bag to your door 25 minutes (that's being generous) after it was cooked. The battered fish and fries should be hot to the touch, right out of the fryer. The waitress should warn you about it. There should be a distinct crunch when you eat steak fries. Those in that pic are revolting. And every time I see British or Canadian food with "munchie boxes" or poutine or anything, it always looks like absolute wrinkled and pale garbage. WHY?I went and found an image of how those types of fries should look when you eat them. You're all doing it wrong.
>>21746423When Britmenistanis say "pattie", they mean sosij patty. They can't help the fact that they're offal fren. Pity them.
>>21746318>>21746414>>21746423>>21747260A Pattie is battered and deep-fried mashed potato with herbs. No idea what shite you lads are chatting.So Pattie and Chips is double carbs. Pattie and Chips on a butty is triple carbs.
>>21746455Chunky soggy chips in vinegar with red and brown are mint miles better than faggot french fries.
>>21744756A patty of what? Nothing in that pic is identifiable as any known food
>>21745133Which is why French restaurants are all over the world and British restaurants are mostly just in BritainDamn you limeys are fuckin morons over there. Youve got some OK food but take the stick out of your ass. French food beats yours 9 times out of 10. And the bullshit you call barbeque is pathetic. America absolutely mogs your grilled burnt sausages. >>21745143>sovlShit tier opinion disregarded, stupid meme phrase is indicative of being a dumbass
>>21747488I am just now learning about British BBQ and I would like you to expound.
>>21747278Every country in the world belongs to America and your food is whatever I say it is. Ergo, you are a liar. Simple as.
>>21744756lush
>>21744756BOSH
>>21747305> soggy bloatYou two are such a great match. You are what you eat being in effect again.
British people and obese people should be banned from existing forever
>>21752192A Soggy Bloat is what you call Bri'ish Women, Anon.
>>21747529it is one of our worst crimesbetter now having been exposed to American bbq, but many crimes are still committed in back gardens up and down the country every summer, terrible crimesdon't even look up uk bbq from the 80's, grown men have wept at less
>>21752196so all the Americans too, got ya
>>21747488replace French with Italian and you've got an argumentuk food is surprisingly excellent if you avoid the omnislop, and I love French food, but it's all mostly high technical knowledge and butterItalian cuisine has barely ten ingredients in ten thousand soulful ways that could bring a man back from the deadlook in your heart, you know it's true
>>21752425wrong
>>21753171did you know the number one cause of death in America is being fucking insane?
>>21753197It's1 heart disease2 cancer3 car accidents4 iatrogenesiscompare that to the UK's number one cause of death, which is getting blown up by an Afghan
>>21753439??? What just happened in DC with an Afghani lelAre you stupid
>>21753470zogbots getting shot is not my problem
>>21752185That's not a word.
>>21753439I think you'll find the root cause of the above is as I mentioned, but I wouldn't expect a kid genius such as yourself to be concerned with such trivial matters, ey sport
>>21745174We've done you.
