For me, it's Dumpin' Buffalo Sauce.
he looks like somebody's grandpa in this photo>hey you kids like video games?>i used to play video games back in my day too>mario bros. now that was a good game
Those soulless eyes are a little unnerving ngl
>>21745358He's very washed up. I caught an episode from a few years ago and couldn't get over how yellow his teeth were.
>>21745358Nobody does this but it'll happen soon, except it'll be N64 games too.
>>21745358This was already happening in the 90s before the NES was a decade old.
For me, it's anal firehose jalapño
>>21745342Where's the "Balls on a dick" sauce?
>>21745781Look in the mirror. You're the balls on the dick.
>>21745358why are you grandparents and parents having children so young?
>>21745342
>>21745358You get old too
>>21745993>>21747389>Owie owie my tummy hort after trying spicy for white people :(>I know!...HOT SAUCE IS FOR SOYJAKS!
>>21747444(You)
I don't believe for one second this Jimmy eats anything other than a bland autism diet. He's the exact kind of autist who eats cheese pizza and french fries with no ketchup for dinner.
>>21747547He ate a gyro during the making of ROB the 100th episode
>why does a 40 year old man not look like a 20 year old man?!?!?!!?!!??!?!??@!?!!!!!!!
Why is he encroaching into Lord Billy's domain? He better have a good lawyer.
>>21747560It was probably an autism gyro with meat and lettuce. No sauce or anything else. I just wondered a thing, does he try his hot sauces during the hot sauce shill video?
>>21747574He drinks weak ass billy mitchell sauce, I think during the Transformers game
>>21747565if I ever make YouTube videos im gonna wear a mask so that I never socially age. it worked for daft punk.
This is depressing.
>>21747594yeah its kinda sad, if he was doping this in 2010 when reddit was obsessed with hot sauce and bacon i would completely understand. this kind of seems like hes just trying anything to make a few extra dollars.
>>21747574>probablyYou know you could just watch the video and instantly find out?
>>21747601I don't think so. I think he just found out people go apeshit for hot sauce. The answer to "why does James do this retarded thing" is always "because he's autistic". He masks it well in edited videos but you can really see how retarded he is when he tried to do a podcast style show with those fat guys. Also his autobiography and the video where he showed his fliming setup hammered home the fact he's an obstinate autist who lives in his own world.
>>21747619>the fact he's an obstinate autist who lives in his own world.hey if hes got the moneys, then why the fuck not.
>>21747623I'm not knocking him at all. It's great that he does his own thing and doesn't give a fuck about the internet and all the internet nonsense. People don't seem to understand he's actually autistic and that's why he does weird things like launching a hot sauce line in 2025.
>>21747645What year do you launch a hot sauce?
>>21747654Around a decade ago before the market became completely saturated.
Why do they always have retarded names?
>>21747685they're trying to PUNish you
>>21747645I know people always say he is pathetic and washed up and stuff, but if I could make a living doing what he's doing, I'd do that shit in a heartbeat
For me it’s BOTD
>>21745342If Billy "God of Gaming" Mitchell can do it so can he.
>>21747645>It's great that he does his own thing and doesn't give a fuck about the internet and all the internet nonsense.Smartest man on YouTube.
>>21745342>le hot sauce>soy beardevery single time.
>>21745342>james is now also producing hot sauceits over for him>>21747444thats not it at all. people that collect hot sauce are the kind of people that also would have a funko pop collection (you).
>>21745342Yeah, that's total cringe. Why carry a custom multi-sauce loadout, when a single sauce can serve all your needs?>go to fancy restaurant>order expensive food & wine>survey available condiments>sigh loudly, snap fingers to summon waiter>Excuse me, boy, may I see your hot-sauce menu?>"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have one.">Well, I already know what I want anyway. Fetch the Secret Aardvark, chop-chop.>"The what, sir?">Se-cret Aard-vark? You know, the world's premier sauce?>"Pardon me, sir, but I don't think we have that.">Ah, so you ran out. That does tend to be a problem. You should inform your sauce-melier immediately. But fortunately... (wink & smile, reach inside jacket)... I always carry my own.It's important to have this conversation loud enough for all patrons to hear.Leave the bottle on the table with the logo facing outward. Before each bite, make a big show of opening the bottle, extracting a single drop of "red gold", and closing the bottle with a loud snap. Also frequently exclaim (to no one in particular) "Mmmm mmmm! That's my 'Vark!"If anyone looks over, be sure to smile, wink, and hold up the bottle, in case they want to take a picture for social media. Of course you'll also want to get your own photo showing the bottle next to your meal and yourself leaning in, mouth agape at the zesty spice. (Don't forget to tag #varklife! One lucky winner this month will get a limited-edition Secret Aardvark® Nintendo Switch!™)Last but not least, when paying the bill, on the "tip" line, write:>'Vark goes great on 'za! :^)In the #varklife, we call that a Coup d'Vark. #AlwaysVarkin
>>21748608there is no way 12oz is equal to 355ml
>>21747645>does his own thingSlapping a sticker on a bottle of generic slopsauce isn' his own thing. I highly doubt it was Bimmy's decision.
>>21748630I heard and can't confirm these are all same few sauces rebranded, wouldn't shock me at all.
>>21745362yeah, he's been dead inside for years now
>>21745342Did he grow a 1/2 week beard for a hot sauce commercial?
>>21748899No time to shave.
>>21745342All these are just the same shit with a different e-celeb label
>>21749011He looks like an intellectual. A special intellectual.
this guy has aids
>>21745358
>>21748608he talked about this on stream last week and i thought he was joking. he wasn't.
>>21747594I agree, people seething over what others like is one of the most pathetic things on this site
>>21748607>thats not it at all. people that collect hot sauce are the kind of people that also would have a funko pop collection (you).Anon it's no different from the myriad of losers on this website that collect drawings of cartoon children. Glass houses stones etc.
>>21748608>Not Mike Matei's Nigger Bus AIDs Sauce
I bought a bottle of Billy Mitchell's limited edition hot sauce, released to celebrate his legal victory over internet liar and charlatan Karl Jobst. There was a discount code (JOBST LOST), but I didn't use it and paid full price because Billy is worth it.
>>21749074its very different
>>21749085No it's really not. You just don't want to admit it because you know I'm right and you're probably part of that group.
>>21749092All of that looks way cooler than Sir Reddit-A-Lot's Funko wall.
>>21749096No it looks like a pedophile's room.
>>21749092>brand worship is completely the same as having an actual hobbyfunkopop collections are low test you ass blasted manchild.
>>21749096>>21749101Thanks for proving my point that you're part of said group and upset you're getting called out lol
>>21749101>consooming pedophilic material is a hobby
>>21749148fuck off back to the sharty>>21749135>i only consume zog approved goyslopamazing. how many hot sauces do you own?
>>21749092why did you post my room?
>>21749164The more you seethe, the more you confirm me correct lol
>>21749011I've always wondered what books that look like that are about
>>21749197confirm you correct? yes i like anime i never denied that. in fact i love it.
>>21749226Then why do you have a tantrum over accepting the truth? At the end of the day whether it's hot sauces or anime, they're still coomsumption and not hobbies
>>21749239anon you are the one sperging out over people saying hotsauce is for literal drones and hating on white people your fragility is very tangible lol
>>21749251Man you are having a hard time having a mirror held up to yourself. If your dad had told you what I'm telling you when you were still in high school, maybe you wouldn't be where you are now: arguing on a Vietnamese backgammon forum about how liking lewd drawings of children is a legitimate hobby. I hope you get some help soon.
>>21749263thanks anon i hope your hot sauce collection will make you happy
>>21749265I don't have a hot sauce collection. I think I have one in the fridge and that's it. I have actual hobbies. I taught myself the basics of blacksmithing a couple years ago. Going to (attempt to anyway) make my first knife this winter. Also looking into buying a lathe at some point because I want to get into woodworking. (You) however do not have real hobbies. You're a pedophile and you have a epileptic pants-shitting episode anytime someone reminds you of this fact. I hope your parents are proud that their only son isn't going to give them grandchildren any time soon.
>>21745342Mexican here. I always felt these weird sauces Americans make taste like complete ass. I bet a lot of them are just very spicy and taste like chemicals
>>21749081Billy's win was a pyrrhic one. At the end of everything he's more in debt than Karl
>>21749334What is the best Mexican hot sauce?
>>21749334Literally everything tastes like chemicals, as everything is made up of chemicals. The fuck education did you have?
>>21749334You mean vinegar? 95% of these water sauces are vinegar based.
>>21749325kek imagine being this assblasted.
>>21749359You're a pedophile, sorry. I'm just going to keep repeating it because I know you'll keep replying anyway
No loco bandito?
>>21745342for me its homemade harissa
>>21749343Nah he's rich from his multiple successful businesses.
>>21745358>>21745364He's looking better recently, at the very least he seems to have finally accepted his age. youtube.com/embed/fLDW4ZlfTNw
>>21745342OMG HOT SHAWSH!!!!
>>21749085>>21749164>My wife actually LOVES my animues! I'm not like them at all!This reminds me of that time Sam Hyde was making fun of the dudes in some soi gamer magazine or some shit before finding one that looked just like him, nearly left him speechless.
>>21747574>an autism gyro
>>21747582Based, being a public figure seems like it blows. People are too cruel.
>>21749737thats my .gif ^-^ thanks for saving
>>21748630>>21747685Same shit happens with band merch and custom drinks at different venues, "custom" branded shit is almost always lazily done trash.
>>21748607>its over for himWhat is?
>>21748613How do anons always manage to make annoying soi behavior into something based?
>>21745342WHERE DID THE HAIR GO
>>21745358Lmfao
>>21749748His nerd credibility. In real life he listens to radio friendly boomer heavy metal!
>>21745342>"...up my ASSHOLE"
>>21749730It's hard to abandon your established brand.
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PASTTO BUY SOME HOT SAUCE THAT WILL BLOW OUT YOUR ASS
>>21745342He’s rather cram buffalo sauce right up his rear.
>>21747444I know multiple human soijacks who love hot sauce. It's a psuedo masculinity thing.
>>21750362Every time I've seen Sean Evans on TV, I've found his voice to be the sort of off-putting that I get with the type of guys who are known here now as "soijacks". Just passive weenies who "seem like they have a small dick" have a white collar job and adopted a lot of aspects of hipsterism in the 2010s. IPAs and Stomp, Clap, Heys. Think they're morally superior for their political beliefs, no matter what those beliefs are.
>>21745358Loser zoomer cope. He just looks like a low test man who is balding. You couldn't tell if he was 20 or 40 if he wasn't balding.Zoomers are calling older people old as a cope because you just like him. It's a way to distance yourself from older people.>h-ha...that guy who looks like me and all my zoomers friends....he looks SOO OLD!!! unlike me, the spry 28 year old zoomer who will look young forever!
>>21750557Millennials all try to look 25, Zoomers all try to look 40. It's such a weird dichotomy so now everyone looks the same age until they're 50-70 at which point they look like they could be anywhere between 50 and 70. Just a mix of skincare, fashion and hairstyles.
>>21745342Didn't this guy's wife leave him for his best friend?
>>21747481>>21747389>>21745993I actually like the millenial self-hate. Keeps our generation at least somewhat in check.
>>21750304HE'D RATHER HAAAAVEA BUFFALOOOOTAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP AND THENSELL IT TO YOUUUUU
>>21750557Oddly enough, balding is also a high test problem, it can cause problems with your hair and skin My grandpa was a 6'5" brick shithouse and he lost most of his hair before he was old enough to vote Though maybe the Battle of the Bulge didn't helpWait, was the voting age 21 back then? Anyway he was bald by his 20s
>>21750362The IRL soijacks I know and have known all had bland autism diets and wouldn't eat anything spicier than ketchup. The only person I knew who really loved hot sauce besides me was a big tough as shit blue collar guy but he wasn't obnoxious about it and didn't have or like the Ass Blaster 9000 sauces. He liked regular good tasting hot sauce like Yucateco and kept like 10 different kinds of hot sauce in his kitchen. It's not a psuedo masculinity thing. It's a passing food trend.
>>21751441>It's not a psuedo masculinity thing. It's a passing food trend.:O
never (NEVER) go full Jack
>>21747685They have to appeal to their users in the most relevant way possible.
>>21745358Apparently James never actually got into video games that much. Most of the AVGN persona was built on Mike Matei's perspective of video games. James is more the movies/board games guy.
>>21751656You don't have to be a gamer to ridicule video games.
Even though we all know it's all scripted and acted out, we still expect him to be an angry fuckin' nerd in real life.
>>21751656Board James was his magnum opus and it isn't even close, still love the old AVGN seasons though.
>>21751769I wish he did more Board James episodes, it was comfy kino.
>>21751673>weWho?I always expected him to be a meek mild mannered autist in real life. It was pretty clear from the beginning that AVGN was a bit, James was a sperg, and whoever wrote the episodes was a Seanbaby fan.
>>21751776Same anon, same.
>>21751776I just wanna be your dreaaamphooooone.
>>21751810Well you can suck my diiiii-ick!
>>21751392More mentally ill cope. The entire thing about testosterone making you lose hair is a complete myth. The idea stems from the fact that balding is common in men and not very common in women so durr having testosterone makes you bald.Balding is 90% genetics, 10% too much E S T R O G E N. Roiders often lose hair because they don't take estrogen blockers and their body turns the excess testosterone into estrogen.
>>21752030Can we give extra estrogen to the women who refuse to shave their below? Or is it not related to torso hair?
>>21745358>i used to fight bugs bunny
>>21749325hobbies aren't defined by creation; hobbies refer to any activity done for leisure. consooming is seen as an inferior hobby to creative hobbies because it has an incredibly low entry level and demonstrates knowledge over skill. big collections are the result of a wealthy nerd which naturally results in arguments about taste between enthusiasts and sour grapes from people who can't build collections/can only afford cheap shit/has no space for variety. btw you overlooked how all abrahamic beliefs condone the grooming of children after performing ritualistic genital mutilation on them.
dis gnigga gnomin
>>21747618Why would anyone use another site?
>>21749369Actually people in economic situations who can't afford a proper family use cartoons to deanthropomophize sex. If all the options for starting a family are evil or destructive, rationality dictates shunting desires. It just so happens that the least lifelike images look juvenile to people who get their juice somewhere else.This stops prostitution, in people that aren't ready for relationships.
>>21752696I dont know what youre fucking but you sound like a total creep. unc got mad ick 100
>>21749085So where's his hot sauce collection, you fucking pedophile?
>>21751656Wait? James hated videogames the entire time? What a fucking fraud
The best line of sauces ngl
>>21755698I'm tempted but you faggots tricked me into buying the disgusting 'vark sauce
>>21748608Apparently this sold truckloads, people really are hankering for Big Mike's creamy thick white ''sauce''
>>21755770Nah no stupid gimmicks, it's legit just a good line of sauce
>>21755783That isn't surprising. Have you seen his piece?
Have any of you nerds tried the sauce yet?
>>21755698How am I expected to take this seriously if there isn't a cartoon donkey with huge buckteeth with a hole in one of them screaming in pain as it's unnecessarily detailed asshole is blown out and spewing fire?
>>21756028I remember seeing that sauce in novelty stores like Spencer's Gifts and mall hot sauce kiosks in the 90s.
>>21756028
>>21756038whoa fuck thanks for the recall. Fuckin spencer gifts is still around somehow
>>21749737yer.. owning funko pops and hot sauces is massively gay
>>21750304kek
>>21751441you can just say you like sucking cocks anon, that way its short and sweet.
>>21754555in the kitchen, seething little child.
>>21754560no he did actually play games as a kid and the early AVGN videos were largely him reliving his frustrations. it just wasn’t his special interest like it is mike’s. but his passing interest in them is probably long gone at this point, perhaps even resenting video games. because it’s not really what he wanted to be known for and forced to do to put food on the table
>>21756181I absolutely would judge someone willing to consume something named like that.
>>21749081Enjoy your vinegary shits.
>>21745342so is he actually a cuck?
>>21749334my condolences
>>21750557Sounds like you're the one that's projecting 2bh
>>21745342For me, it's Tabasco, for I am a thrill seeker.
>>21745342I make my own fermented hotsauce with peppers I grew myself.
>>21745358>good game
