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/ck/ webm bread: chinese popcorn machine russian roulette isekai edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tam9EfbaGc

previous bread: >>21742372
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>>21746724
shrimp-fried popcorn machine
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>>21746737
This pops the shrimp
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>>21746737
crispy popcorn chicken
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>>21746750
fast delivery...
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potato tart, does this really work?
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>>21746748
A water dip, hmmm.
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>>21746769
forgot wemb
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>>21746776
with nothing binding them together, they're just dry, crumbly mashed potatoes
they're not going to hold their shape for a proper slice
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>>21746776
test potato
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>>21746882
>using ground meat that shrinks to like a quarter of its original size
>using uncooked, sorry-looking wraps
>putting all that shit on top inside the pan when you are taking it out anyway before cutting
Is this one of those ragebait videos?
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>>21746886
Looks like its a rehash of a more popular video redone to rage bait people. Or just standard foid incompetence.
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>>21746882
that's not a hack, it's a rage bait recipe.
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>>21746882
I like the jump cut to hide the fact that the bottom of that pan had a fuck ton of oil and water from the hamburger.
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>>21746882
hack:
a clever tip or technique for doing or improving something

there is no technique in the video. there is nothing clever, and no improvement was made in anything.

it's a mess of food thrown together to get clicks.
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>>21746882
rage bait is the lowest form of internet discourse. you should reevaluate your life.
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>>21746748
Ruined it with the frying in unhealthy plant oil.
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>>21746882
Fake nails are gross and unhygienic
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>>21746775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-_C8Ycr7oA
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>>21747179
It's just some pissy little chinaman shitting his pants in anger.
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The webm is dumb, but I thought it was an interesting funfact: this contraption actually shares its origins with a product used to diagnose Malaria in countries that don't have ready access to electricity. It's called a Paperfuge, and they're both based on the concept of a whirligig.
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>>21746748
>chicken popcorn
>not popped
>>21746737
Real popcorn
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>>21748026
how do you diagnose malaria by wrecking the insides of an egg?
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>>21748631
I'm gonna say it works the same as a blood centrifuge machine used to separate blood in plasma, red cells, etc. so they can cultivate it and check for traces of the virus
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>>21746882
just watched the one where she snowballs pancake batter with her girlfriend in the name of cooking content.
10/10
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>>21748631

>> shares its origins

> literallythesamething.bat.pif.pdf.rar

Reading comprehension 100
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>>21746724
>>21746750
ALLAHUAKBAL
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>>21746724
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>>21749078
why not just make a sandwich? what do you gain with this format aside from making it uneatable without destroying it first?
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>>21749104
that's a real authentic italian sub, paisano
stacka gabagooch alla finook, just like-a my nonna used to make in the old country (New Jersey)
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>>21749130
how do you bite it?
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>>21749078
How are you even supposed to eat that? Sounds stupid and impractical.
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>>21746882
It's hard to shit the bed so hard witjmh such tasty looking ingredients. Genuinely shameful. I hope beaners inherit north america
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>>21749078
bread with chorizo and cheese? imagine the shits.
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>>21746882
>i just wanna have fun
>i'm read to settle down
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>>21745114
This shit makes me cringe so much
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>>21748026
>What if you just got rid of the best part of an egg
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>>21746724
>bread
>previous bread
>No, it's not a typo. TWICE I've called the threads "breads" because I think that's cute and clever. Yes I'm an incel zoomer faggot.
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>>21749589
Kek, I love incel memes.
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>>21749618
ADHD isn't real though
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>>21747777
Fuck off, schizo. There's nothing wrong with that oil. You don't know what it is. No one's heating a fucking cauldron of lard to fry up a plate of chicken chunks.
You're all outraged over a LEGAL PRODUCT that is not at all dangerous. It's been debunked. You shouldn't be getting your nutritional and health information from Joe Rogan. You think everything is "compromised"? All the dieticians are on the take and it's all covered up? You people fascinate and disgust me. You're so fucking stupid and you come online and spread your lies.
If I was as crazy as you I'd suspect the tallow industry was behind this. lol
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>>21749971
you're not real
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>>21746724
>forgot to replace the cheng rang zheng huang
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>>21747777
checked and your are correct my good 2025 poster
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>>21746882
I want a wife like this. She seems awesome. And the black hair looks amazing!

I'm almost 29 bros. I fear these girls are nearly all taken.
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>>21749976
Sure buddy, keep drinking industrial waste product.
Don't ask me to pay for your medical bills when you get autoimmune disease and cancer.
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>>21749976
wrong
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>>21746724
this kills the chinaman
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>>21746882
I would eat her farts
The food looks terrible
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>>21747777
This
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>>21749976
Sometimes I wonder how it's even possible for people like you to get as ignorant and retarded as you are, but then I remember.
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>>21750567
nice egg, faggot
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>>21749951
calm down
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>>21750567
Some of my former squad mates live under a tarp innawoods because of PTSD. I did too for about 9 months.
This faggot's giant unfurnished flat is not "minimalist".
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>>21750794
Why didn't they go find an existing cave? Luxury of a plastic man made portable tarp?

Thank you for your service
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>>21750801
don't thank him for invading afghanistan for zog
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>>21750585
>>21750535
>>21750105
You're the ones wrong. You're living in a disinformation bubble. Just look it up. It's officially debunked as lies. You don't believe official stories now? I guess I'm CRAZY for not being a schizo to you. Wow, you live in bizarro world. Must be weird. Or I guess it's not. You think I'M weird. lol, only on 4chan...
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>>21750879
It truly does never fail to astound me, the level of ignorance some people can achieve. I suppose it's easier to shoehorn some people into a curated narrative than it is to examine a body of evidence or to even seek out sources which have been warning the population for multiple decades of the dangers of multiple substances commonly GRAS.

>You don't believe official stories now?
No, I'm not stupid.

>schizo
A compliment at this point. It has lost all meaning. I'm surprised you haven't called me a conspiracy theorist.
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>>21750794
She should do a fart of and get more money from her milk vids
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>>21750879
>You think I'M weird. lol, only on 4chan...
No, I think you're normal, which means you're wrong.
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>>21746724
live footage of tiananmen square
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What a fag.
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>>21749641
I don't get it
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>>21751171
It doesn't matter
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>>21751171
Pineapple supposedly improves the taste and smell of pussy.
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>>21749625
OP I do get you trying new themes for the webm thread but you're kinda losing the "food" in the middle of those "women and alcohol" webms
still sending you appreciation for your effort
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>>21751238
I have lots more just been too lazy to convert them. anyone want to start a google doc folder or something
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So is this thread just the same guy spamming the same webms over and over now?
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>>21751260
all webm threads become that. it is too hard to make a webm so normies dont do it
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>>21751267
I abandoned my last system upon the Windows 11 update and got a computer which I used to install <some nerd OS>. It's got less than 60 gb of space and I use it to store comics and some movies. I'm not putting my image folder on this thing. I've got it on a drive but 4chan culture means so little to me these days that I'll probably never dive into it again.
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>>21750879
Hey I just wanted to call you a stupid faggot one more time. Good night and kys.
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>>21751247
I dunno man you shouldn't force yourself, you don't need to feed us with bad qualities videos for the sake of making a thread. We can live without it
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>>21751465
I could fuck with the settings to make them bigger just harder with some of the longer webms. I've been busy with my husband and family this thanksgiving but I will get to it
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>>21746737
Worse jump cut of all time
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>>21751574
>AI slop

Leave, now.
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>>21751649
Lol, lmao.
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>>21751649
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>>21750879
You think you're supposed to drink an industrial byproduct that's known to cause inflammation (immune reaction) in humans?
My kike in moloch, we didn't coevolve with those transformed products. Those didn't exist until 150 years ago, and neither did most autoimmune diseases we have today.

Eat real food. How hard is that?
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>>21751065
Thankfully the video is low quality because I hate her half mong viet thing face.
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>>21750794
>no cookies
what a fucking tragic evening
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>>21751066
>when youre a bic pen and havent made a mess in a little while
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>>21751080
based
I love love
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>>21751574
just run a bunch of hot water down for a couple minutes and it's ok
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>>21751987
What a stupid video.
I have an ingredient household because I don't authorize my wife and children to eat goyslop and most transformed/processed stuff.

When you're hungry and lazy you can always eat the boiled eggs, fruits, cheese, yogurt, etc.
But then again, just don't be slothful and cook something. If your hunger is not worth going through the trouble of cooking then it's probably just gluttony.
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>>21752041
>If your hunger is not worth going through the trouble of cooking then it's probably just gluttony.
sometimes i'm too tired to cook and i just go to sleep then when i wake up i feel pretty bad because i didn't eat
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>>21752045
You don't feel bad just because you skipped a meal.
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>>21752049
yeah i do
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>>21752050
Well you shouldn't, something's wrong.
You're not a sugar addict by any chance? Or diabetic?
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>>21752053
no, i crave salt a lot more. my blood sugar is pretty much perfect. sometimes i'll just eat a lot of salted vegetables.
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>>21750026
>>21746724
HE just needed a new marzelcoptic girdle spring
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>>21749951
how new?
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>>21751471
nah bro take care of your famiri, we'll be happier knowing you having a good time with them than scraping social medias to give us our quick fix
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>>21752041
>>21752045
thats what a jar of nuts if for. Tides you over.
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>>21753442
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Where the ja/ck/ at
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>>21753442
I hope someone finished the rest of that food after she cuts the camera and goes to throw up the 1 or 2 pieces she ate.
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>>21752041
You know they only do that when you're around right? When she's at work and they're at school, I'm certain they eat 'goyslop'.

Eating whatever you want is fine. Forcing other people to eat your shit is psychotic. 'authorize', kek, get the fuck off your high horse.
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>>21749618
Is that the shoenice?
Is the shoenice still alive?
Is he viable?
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>>21749627
women are horrible
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>>21746748
>black people traveled to korea, china and japan to teach them how to bread chicken
amazing
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>>21749632
his strokes have gone so bad he lost the ability to move both his arms
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>>21753423
what happened? they find out his stepdaughter was visiting from college for the weekend?
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>>21751179
and semen ;^)
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>>21749632
Fucking dumb cunt couldn't even bother to tuck his crucifix in his shirt. Look at him smear it the pie without a care. I can't stand his brand of performative Christianity. He really is a sack of shit.
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>>21750567
>>21750794
Ron Maestri was an actor and this is was clearly a gig. They rented a vacant apartment to shoot in for an hour. Died of meth.
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>>21753436
Mass deportation really is the moderate solution.
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>>21753436
Lmao look at the greedy nignog at the center with two ice creams.
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>>21753648
My wife works from home and we homeschool. They do not eat goyslop.
Eating whatever you want is not fine. Being fat is not fine. Gluttony is not fine. Poisoning yourself with unnatural shit that's confirmed to be harmful to the body is not fine.

My children never had a sip of soda or a bite of an ultra processed candy bar and since they don't know it they don't miss or crave it. I intend to keep it that way.
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>>21753698
How are you even supposed to eat that? It has the form of a sandwich but you can't eat it with your hands, this doesn't make any sense.
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>>21746737
That has to be the biggest Allen wrench Ive ever seen.
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>>21753983
Bless your heart. May your children grow up untainted by processed sugar and corn syrup.
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>>21749643
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>>21753988
If at home, they probably eat it over a plate, deathgrip the shit out of it and eat whatever falls out at the end, if at a retaurant they probably wrap it in paper that you peel/fold away as you eat.
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>>21754064
Sounds messy, which defeats the point of a sandwich since the bread around it is supposed to prevent the messiness caused by not using utensils.

At this point you're just eating like a gross brown that eats wet food with his fingers.
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>>21753983
>homeschool

Oof. That explains everything. Still, you're not around all day everyday. Unless they're under lock & key (again, psychotic), have no friends to visit or go out with, they've had goyslop.

Honestly, I feel like you're the type to put a bag of carrots in their hands whenever they leave the house so it's very possible they've never enjoyed their childhood.
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>>21753988
they probably don't normally dip the entire bread in oil. and they probably don't overstuff it normally.

a lot of food stuff on social media is like that, it's just trying to make something entertaining rather than practical.
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>>21754013
making sugar from grain starch was a traditional evropean practice, that's how beer is made

blaming sugar specifically is missing the point about why processed food is actually unhealthy
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>>21754071
Firstly, the reason why indians eating/cooking with their hands is gross is because they touch shit/raw food and don't wash their hands after, if you maintain proper cleanliness then grabbing a few bits of meat/veggies from a plate shouldn't be a problem, secondly, just because the fillings fell out of a handheld food doesn't mean you have to eat those fillings with your hands, you can just use a fork. All that said, it's still too much work when they could just not overfill it to hell and back and fold it like a taco to save the effort.
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>>21754079
If you think enjoying childhood is eating industrial goyslop like a gluttonous sugar addict then no, they have never enjoyed their childhood.
Nor has anyone before the year 1900 I guess.

When they go to friends they usually bring some homemade cake, cookies, crêpes, etc.
They're allowed sweet foods if they participate in the cooking, which makes it a familial event and prevents it from being too often and binge-like. Also we use healthy ingredients so even if the food isn't very nutritious it's at least not poisonous.

I don't know why you have an emotional association to eating goyslop but it sounds like you lacked love, hobbies, and attention in your childhood, it's a bit sad my man.
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>>21753648
>>21754079
Reread your posts and realize that your parents substituted love with a Snickers.
Break the cycle and don't make the same mistake with your own children.
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>>21753465
Worked dishpit for a while with Anastasia.
She rolled her sleeves up like that.
It drove me crazy.
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>>21754093
>If you think enjoying childhood is eating industrial goyslop
that's not really what they said
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>>21753431
Sydney needs to do more anal and she needs to stop keeping the goods out of frame.
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>>21753664
he quit doing booze chugs
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>>21754142
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>>21752041
What did you expect from a zoomer who doesn't know what POV means?
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>>21754128
You cannot use "they" for a single individual, no matter what your public school teacher said.
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>>21750801
>>21750833
Don't thank me for my "service". We should never have been there.
It was Iraq, though, not Afghanistan.
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>>21752041
what are you a fucking calvinist?
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>>21754190
No, I just want what's best for my children.
On the contrary I don't understand why other people don't do what I do. It's not like the knowledge that most processed foods are poisonous is esoteric or something.
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>>21754153
I'm glad you know it
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>>21753994
>
it's just very small chinese hands
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>>21754079
Why do you hate accountability?
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>>21754147
>you cannot
but i did
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>>21754147
Definitive proof that /pol/ makes you lose brain cells.
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>>21754386
>tiktok
Stopped watching there.
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>>21754386
He's trying hard but his life is really meaningless. He should be a dad but instead he's a consoomer.
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>>21747179
>>21752053
Yes always a sugar addict...
Outside America most fat people are just fat because they enjoy food (or dislike exercise). Food, not diabetes inducing slop concentrate. (And ofc we all have our exceptions, the new "peepo" love those amerifat exports)
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>>21752049
Says someone who clearly has too much sugar in their diet to tide them over between 2 meals. (Or eats meals too close together)
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>>21754470
No, that's just your standard gay, they can even vote and adopt now, just like the colored lot
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>>21753423
>>21753711
this guy is called Joel, he's one of those 'foodtubers' that eat an insane amount of food. He sometimes gets kicked out of buffets for eating too much.
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>>21753460
>first guy walks through the piss just like th'fuck is htat on my arm
>that slip at the end
my sides are in orbit
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>>21748661
Post it
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>>21750602
Genuine cannot tell if this is making fun of jeets or not
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>>21751080
AAAAAAHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING DROPPED SOME YOU WHORE
THAT'S PERFECTLY GOOD CHEESECAKE
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>>21749104
Honestly just a fork but no clue when you are supposed to eat the bread after you finish the inside I guess.
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>>21754048
that chicken looks fucking raw
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>>21746724
Is this really how they make popcorn in China? Why not just make kettle corn? You can go to any fair and some schmuck is just cooking popcorn all day in a big cast iron cauldron.
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>>21754687
The length of the scissors cuts the sheet.
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>>21747810
nice booba
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>>21747810
>DAS POOPENFLOATEN, JA
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>>21754145
it's sand
why would you eat sand
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>>21753994
It's like a 5mm wtf are you talking about
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>>21748026
But for what purpose? the yolk is by far the best part of the egg
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>>21755036
spherical omelette
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>>21754186
>croissant is best warm
>but the icing would melt
what a conundrum
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>>21750794
thank you for your service
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>>21754017
Those are napkins left over from last month's birthday party
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>>21754701
any action in china requires at least one step with 65% chance of catastrophic deadly failure
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>>21749976
dont care still avoiding sneed oils and using only butter lard or coconut fat to cook
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>>21754701
It's more efficient. If you do it in a normal pot or pan you can only really do a single layer of kernels in the bottom for them to heat and pop properly. In a pressure cooker you can do more in less space. It shouldn't really be that dangerous if used properly but pressure cooker explosions aren't unheard of even in the west.
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>>21746750
where did he go? he just disappears in a single frame
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>>21749087
I've seen this video so many fucking times in my life but I can never get over his expression the entire time he's doing this. I get that some people complain about customer service feeling fake when people are putting on a smile all the time but I would take that over this lmao
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>>21755434
the smoke cloud is like the perfect size and shape to cover him in the next frame. near the end of the video you can see a figure moving around where he was.
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>>21751171
and you never will (because you're an incel)
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>>21753423
VERY zesty eyebrows lmaooo
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>>21747810
I'd fill her toilet if you see what I mean.
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>>21755432
Dumb motherfucker, what do you think a coconut is?
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>>21755935
Your post is not as smart as you think it is.
Seed oils are bad for humans because they're mostly PUFA (polyunsaturated fats) whereas coconut oil is mostly saturated fat, which is good for humans.

Don't automatically think you know better than other people, you most likely don't.
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>>21754142
> I could feed her
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>>21748026
this is how they should serve eggs in prison
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>>21749134
You dont eat it,you serve it to sniff out a rat
Wop that tries to take a bite and opens his mouth widest is the rat with a big fucking blabbering mouth
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>>21749976
>Legal product
Leaded gasoline and lead paint was also legal
Bad bait Oilberg,take your gay little bottle of canola and shove it up your ass
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>>21750794
people (aka women and the media) shit on it cuz it isnt full of consumerist garbage and "Live Laugh Love" on the walls
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>>21751179
and jizz too.
my ex and I experimented with it and it works like a charm.
we used to avoid red meat, onions and garlic a day or two before we'd hang out and chug a half gallon of pineapple juice the morning of.
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>>21749600
>>21755036
Are you guys actually retarded? Spinning the egg doesn't make the yolk magically disappear. It's just made the egg scrambled while still inside the shell.
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>>21753698
you like the juice eh
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>>21749976
Splendid bait, anon!
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>>21754470
if I was a grill, I wouldn't date him desu
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>>21750794
>Lose war
>Run off to the woods to mope lol
Sucks to suck I guess
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>>21749424
not sure where you're seeing the chorizo, pal.
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>>21754386
If this was a middle aged man the video and his activities would make much more sense
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Wow these new webm sucks ass. Please just keep reposting the old ones.
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>>21757148
but i made them for u anon kun
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>>21757353
I have never seen anyone do this. This is a psyop. We do the same rice porriage bullshit all the other east asians do.
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>>21757356
Is she blind?
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>>21754142
Do they not know how to chew with their mouth closed in Africa?
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>>21754386
>all that showoffery
>for the most basic bitch convenience slop
Is this a bit or something?
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>>21749629
She doesn't even show the fucking goo what's the point
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>>21757381
Might just have some eye condition husband might be
>>21757373
Hello Jin, yeah seems like kimchi might be too oily too, where is your protein girl
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>>21756290
I don't think they believed the yolk just magically disappeared. I think they meant they enjoyed the yolk being separate from the white and that was their favorite part, but now it's all uniform so you don't get the rich soft yolk to taste on its own.
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>>21751085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oyEulUa6Is
Shrimp dealer.
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>>21757425
why does she keep licking the bottles
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>>21757429
horny
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>>21757434
ohh
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>>21757425
i need her
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>>21757451
>>21757470
I refuse to believe people actually eat like this and it had to be anti-India propaganda. Like, isn't roti there to facilitate picking things up easily?

PLEASE
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>>21757479
first guy was trolling smashing the sushi 2nd was a legit bengali
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>>21757387
What you're witnessing is a digital mating call. Notice the conspicuous lack of a woman in this in every spot where she should be. How he's dressed, the wine, the candles, the movie. This is like a little stay at home date night without the date. Women who want this kind of soft-spoken, mild mannered, reasonably successful man with some kind of approachable level of sophistication is the target audience here.
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>>21749967
>making fun of whores makes you an incel
Tell me how I know you're a whore
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>>21749976
Sam Hyde sexually abused a minor and Fishtank is grooming, human trafficking, and money laundering for Peter Thiel and the late Jeffery Epstein.

Yes seed oils are bad for you they cause inflammation and insulin resistance. Ynbaw
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>>21757425
>EVERY FEW MONTHS...
Every few months what???
>>21757429
This may shock you anon, so I hope you're sitting down, but she is simulating fellating a penis.
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>>21757486
Deleted?
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>>21750794
>milk molester
Kek. She's hot from all the nutrition.
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>>21757603
she makes the cocktail
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If it's a vertical video, i skip. Simple as
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>>21757492
I don't get it.
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>>21757638
they are saying shit that made them offended and leave dinner
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>>21757596
>Seed oils break conservation of energy
Jesus fucking Christ get the EC on the phone we've solved the energy crisis!
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>>21757638
>Y el novio = And the groom
>Y la novia = And the bride
>Otro pinchi tatuaje = Another tiny tattoo
>A donde se va todo tu dinero = Where all your money goes
>Cuando para el otro baby = When for the other baby (?)
>Todavio drogadicto = Still a drug addict
I don't really get it either. Only the drug addict one makes any sense to me and I needed this context (>>21757645) too to understand how it related to the clip. I used deepl for translation which I find is usually great for getting the meaning across, but maybe it garbled something here too.
>>21757615
Did you make these? They're kind of hard to understand without context or sound.
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>>21757698
>make these
yeah just me converting insta reels i get when i scroll at night
novia and novio are BF and GF. when for the baby is when are you gonna get breed again
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>>21757606
might be a little too spicy one of those lingere cooking vids where she randomly started ass clapping
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>>21757715
>and the boyfriend
>and the girlfriend
Still doesn't make any sense in English. Are they asking them "do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend yet?" and they're offended because they don't?
It doesn't land in English at all. Post 'em on that Spanish chan or something. Maybe they'll get it.
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>>21757652
Humans are hormonal machines not thermodynamic ones you fucking retard. They are also not 100% efficient holy shitm
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>>21757729
>>21757729
I was just translating the word better anon. Despite your autism you used your context clues to sus out the meaning
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>>21757739
Right, but what I'm telling you is going to all this work to get an actually still pretty shitty joke means they're just not very good.
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>>21749643
One of these things is not like the others
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>>21757319
Bad mother.
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>>21757840
All the watermelon people on twitter were standing up for her bringing outside food and eating it there, kek her kids all look like starvin marvin
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>>21757448
>235kb
You're allowed to make bigger webms you know, they're really bad quality.
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>>21757849
do you want to be able to count all of her arm hairs anon?

I guess I could mess with the file settings but if I go too much the 1 minute files are too big for 4channel
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>>21757464
Quality too low, can't read the text.
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>>21757855
blame the tik tok text its over 1 mb
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>>21750567
i fucking loved that show
>>21753916
RIP
https://www.hollywoodlanews.com/ronald-maestri-dead/
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>>21753435
I bet you would have the best shit of your life an hour after eating that.
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>>21754048
Did he move into another new house?

Jack has

>a wife
>kids
>nice house
>faith in Jesus
>his own youtube chanel
>his own line of bbq sauces and jerky

He is out there living his best life and here we are mocking him

Who is the real loser here?
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>>21756278
planning sex is so cucked lol
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>>21746724
Do you remember when vid threads were good and not just endless tiktok bait videos?

Pepperoni Farm remembers
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>>21757925
that was the most depressing looking enchilada I've ever seen.
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>>21757476
The BPD SSRI stare is strong with this one.
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>>21757858
Make it 2 or 3 mb then.
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>>21757927
Post good videos then.
Be the change you want to see.
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>>21757954
i have to agree. sure post some bait, but posting 40 coomer tiktoks is a bit much anon
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>>21757447
neat trick but why do people do THIS or even just eat in their car?
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>>21757983
im not eating at some fastfood place where i cant relax and watch muh anime or whatever i feel like
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>>21757986
>anime loser eats fastfood goyslop alone in his car
I'm not surprised.
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>>21758056
>you dont like the vibrant ambience, hustle and bustle of restaurant mcdonalds?!
>anime loser!
you are posting on 4chan dont patronize me you filthy cretin
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>>21758086
What's your BMI, McDonald's car anime loser?
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>>21758261
i dont even know. probably like 25 or something
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>>21758086
Imagine being Jack's wife and having him perform cunnilingus on you.
He must be passionate about it.
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>>21758286
>passionate
hes an all in type of guy >>21749632 its gonna be sloppy, just like his youtube hit series "cooking with jack". he is going to dive in like he’s reviewing a limited edition fast food item. zero technique. zero hesitation. you don’t get foreplay thats not his style.
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>>21757974
All that effort just make real nachos.

I will give a pass to any milena velba webm. Someone email abbi secraa to do a cooking video.
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>>21750039
Move to a city or date women a couple of years younger
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>>21754470
But anon, you're not a dad. You've not found a single person willing to take your seed
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>>21758800
I'm married and have a child with a second on the way. That's why I see everything through the lens of a dad now, those young guys without meaning in their lives are very sad.
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>>21757429
it's just an american way to drink beverages dw
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>>21758851
Why do you insist on telling lies on the Internet?
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>>21753441
Kelly Payne, for those who need it
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>>21758890

fuck, meant for this >>21753437
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>>21754531
This video is from a youtube comedy sketch group
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>>21753916
Since he was active in television you can sort of track his meth addiction. On Extreme cheapskates its obvious if you know the signs but on this QVC where are they now video its clear its gotten worse.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g2DC3g-G03c
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>>21757470
Bengali food is pretty good. They eat a lot of fish and everything is cooked in mustard oil which gives it a nice strong flavour
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>>21758851
How old are you? When did you marry?
I swear the only people marrying and having kids these days are poorfag 21 year old zoomers
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>>21757983
I think a lot of social media influencers do car vids so they wont have randos in the store talking or fucking with their vid
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>>21757889
>hermit alchemist of the egg swamp
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>>21759177
I'm 33, got together with my wife 16 years ago.
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>>21757476
Sweeney doesn't have a gelatinous gunt hidden under a skirt hiked up to her navel, tho
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>>21754531
This is Indian "humour"



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