>>21747624
absolute thanksgiving baseline. all thanksgivings are built on this model. you have assembled the perfect platonic form of a thanksgiving dinner.
a perfect 5/10. you dont need more.

im as pale as milk, for the first time in my life i can see why they say white people food looks bland and plain.
this image almost looks sterile.

>knife on left side of plate
If this isn't a reversed image 0/10 for completely wrong cutlery placement. Otherwise 5/10
Looks bland and too wet

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I had me a solo girl dinner, feta stuffed olives, black olives, pimiento olives, dill hummus, several types of crackers, sharp white cheddar, spicy mustard
Not pictured because I ran out of room on the plate- hard salami slices
And lots of Blue Moon

Standard and good. Would eat. The dressing is a little moist for my taste.

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>>21747630
That's funny, you don't sound white

>>21747660
>proper cutlery placement
>food looks decent except for the carrots in the stuffing and mushy beans
8/10

>>21747624
Disgusting
Basic
Lonley
Pathetic
KYS

>>21747624
4/10
are you a child? why is there no food on your plate

>>21747644
you go girl

>>21747644
sad/10
>>21747660
6.5/10

>>21747689
Dressing was extra crispy, beans were a bit soft, but I made them with miso
My wife pretty recently got out of a coma so I bought frozen beans instead of having her French them
Gravy was made with goose stock it was intense, I'm gonna have to do that some more

>>21747624
I love Thanksgiving.

It's when Americans try to make a Roast dinner and fail dramatically and they have the nerve to laugh at us Brits.

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>>21747624
could have been better could have been worse, forgot cranberry sauce

>>21747796
I hope you're a girl

>>21747624
Pathetic. But you're not alone. That's 99%of thanksgiving dinners.

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I didn't take a picture of my dinner, but I did take a picture of this chocolate mousse I made last night and assembled just before dinner. Pic related.

>>21747630
you are as brown as the thanksgiving turd i just flushed down the toilet

>>21747796
nice fork

>>21747630

>im as pale as milk

Izzat right?

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>>21747624

>>21747644
I ate crackers and jelly

>>21747628
5/10, this is definitely the baseline. Not great, not bad. Satisfying.
>>21747644
2/10, girl dinner pretending to be thanksgiving
>>21747660
4/10, dishes with more flash than taste. Not Satisfying.
>>21747796
3/10, sad dishes that don't have anything to make a meal
>>21748090
6/10, not dry and a good mix of food, but missing variety and flavor beyond meat or gravy

>>21747644
Post tits or gtfo

>>21747624
I didn't get any pictures, but I had Thanksgiving at my mom's and dad's today

Mom
>Prime Rib (cooked by my brother)
>Shredded turkey in gravy
>Mashed Potatoes
>Stuffing
>German potato salad
>Croissants
>Sauteed Carrots from her garden
>Pickled Carrots from her garden
>Pickled Cucumbers from her garden

Dad
>Grilled ham steak with Worchester and liquid smoke
>Roasted turkey with gravy
>Mashed potatoes mixed with bacon, cheese, and fried onions

>>21747644
Holy shit women are pathetic.

I made a shit load of deviled eggs and they were a hit, like always. I didn't try any until this morning though, and I think I added too much pickle to them. Despite making 48 deviled eggs, a single smally chopped pickle was too much IMO, it overpowered the other flavors. Still good, but not quite what I was aiming for.

>>21747644
you could of had frozen turkey meal. KFC or any take out chicken with mash and gravy. even could of probably cook a frozen chicken breast or turkey tight/breast. frozen mashed potatoes, packet gravy. no lol pathetic. I eat better than what you had everyday for fucks sake, get your life together

you are that fucking lazy

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left overs. it's fucking incredible and i still have like 3 or 4 plates to go at least.

>>21747630
+10 izzat saar

>>21747640
Meaningless arbitrary rule

>>21747796
Can't get any better than this

>>21747956
>Chocolate mousse before dinner
Living life on the edge anon. Looks good.

>>21748890

I didn't eat it until after dinner, but I got it assembled before dinner. I just left it in the fridge until then. And thanks.

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Thanksgiving was canceled last minute due to an illness, made this piece of shit and ate alone. Wasn't even good

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>>21747624
I'm British and I've never seen an American roast that looks good. The only thing that comes close is the 'soul food' blacks make.

>>21749114
>briish
Stopped reading there. Clown

>>21747624
i was alone this year so i kept it simple. Roasted chicken and veggies with sauted butter garlic cabbage

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>>21749158
forgot pic

>>21749088
sorry you had to deal with that, bro. Nobody should have to eat a ham like that

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My mom left me one of these

100% suggest you try very interesting and what you’d expect from turkey essentially boiled in oils for an hour in the oven

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Typical Thanksgiving spread. And some "lobster mac and cheese" which I was told was just some store bought thing. Dessert I made myself. I really liked the sweet potatoes.

>>21748303
same here. i always get a turkey bigger than id need and make more sides just so i can have a couple days of already made food.

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>>21749422
>boiled in oils

>>21748303
>>21749456
Absolutely. It was only me and my parents and they wanted to get small shit. Just a Turkey Breast. A box of stovetop stuffing. Some bottled gravy or the packet gravy. Fuck that. Got a 15 pound one, made a quart of gravy, made a 13x9 of homemade stuffing, and other shit. Eating good for days

>>21747644
>ai slop

Damn American roasts look terrible

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>>21749159

>>21749655

roasties always look terrible

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This photo looks like shit but I got turkey, stuffing (both of which have homemade gravy), green bean casserole (not the cream of mushroom soup crap), Brussels sprite with onion and bacon, and cranberry sauce

didnt take a pic but since its just my wife and i we did a chicken instead of turkey
>two day marinated deep fried cajun chicken
>serrano bacon mac n cheese
>loaded mashed potatoes with chicken gravy
>homemade stuffing
>cranberry sauce
>upside down sweet onion jalapeno cornbread
>pumpkin pie

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>>21747624
What do you think of my mom's stuffing recipe:
>Browns ground beef in a pot and adds some msg
>Adds chopped onion, celery, and bell pepper to pot
>Adds some cornbread
>Puts in chicken bullion and some water then let's it simmer
>once it reduces adds a lot of black pepper
>packs the stuffing into opened Bell Pepper halves then adds them to a pan, fills it with a bit of water, and bakes them for about 20-30 minutes

I enjoy eating it but I think she should sautee the veggies first and add some garlic. She might also be better served browning the ground beef in a separate pot then adding it.

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>>21747644
2/10 Thanksgiving, 6/10 girl dinner. Would love to see some soft cheese or dip, and it could use some sort of preserve. Like an onion jam!

>>21749665
well, at least it was just me who ate my hair

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>>21749786
>Brussels sprite

>>21749808
fuck that sounds good

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Goated

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Buffet anon my tri tip was fucking menstruating six 1/6

>>21747796
where is the baby gravy?

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if you’re plate ain’t look like this we ain’t finna come over

>>21749859

>Browns

OBSESSED

>>21749992
looks really good. 8/10

>>21749859
Sounds like a shitty midwestern mom meal

I tried making homemade mayo for my devilled eggs but I used olive oil and it came out tasting way too strong. Now I'm left with a pint of foul tasting mayonnaise I need to get through before the fucking egg goes bad.

>>21747640
I am right-handed, but I cut with left, and when at home I always put knives on the left.
Fuck your retarded poofter rules.

>>21747660
8/10 looks great!
>>21747796
4/10 sumimasen
>>21747956
9/10 dessert!!
>>21748090
Mac looks so dry :( 5/10

>>21747624
looks like NPC food.

>>21748161
Heeellll yeah prime rib! 7/10
>>21748208
1/10 Thanksgiving, 5/10 deviled eggs lol
>>21749088
Oh nooo... It looks nice tho
>>21749159
Nice piece of turkey 8/10

>>21747660
looks like something a dog threw up.

>>21747796
soon to be homeless

>>21748090
food is all the same color and touching 0/10

>>21748303
food is all the same color and touching 0/10

>>21749088
the 1950's called and want their ham back

>>21749159
overcooked garbage

>>21749455
try again

>>21749786
it is shit

>>21749906
come on people who eats this crap.

>>21749952
>>21749992
the only thing good on that plate is the meat.

I don't take pictures of my food.

smoked prime rib medium rare
mashed potatoes and gravy

These threads are fucking hilarious!

>>21747644
>I'm a grill xD
Show us your cooter bitch

>>21750409
Meat looks perfect, did you not like that?? 6/10

Normally I cook my meat more i dont like a lot of blood but it tasted fine

>>21750396
>overcooked garbage
maybe the potatoes and carrots were a bit overcooked but the chicken was perfect

>>21747624
what is that crumbly(?) thing at the bottom?

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>>21747624
Made by my mom and I :D say smth nice.

holy fuck this thread lmao
american white peepoo really dont know how to cook i thought it was just a meme

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>>21751303
nigga you're polish
https://annainthekitchen.com/milk-soup-with-drop-noodles/

>>21751315
40 years ago it was either this or starvation because the stores were empty, nobody eats this shit anymore

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Guys, I just realized that the most sumptuous feast of the year for humans consists of dinosaur meat. I bet they're regretting getting hit with an asteroid now.

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>>21749808
turns out my wife did take a pic sans cornbread and pumpkin pie

>>21751226
It's very granny-core and I think what she did with the vegetables is very creative. It is very vibrant, and the best thanksgiving dinner in the thread.

>>21751593
Aw thanks, I did thr top part. My mom the turkey and potatoes. Its just sweet potato wedges oven fries and the Mac and cheese had spinach and brocoli :3

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>>21749786
Updated photo candies yams I made tonight. All homemade except for the cranberry sauce. Third day eating it all of course

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>prepping food with brother
>ask him to peel 18 hard boiled eggs for devilled eggs
>5 minutes in, he's done 1 egg
>10 minutes in, he's done 2 eggs
>sure is taking a while....
>grab an egg, show him how to do it in 20 seconds, let him get back to it
>15 minutes in, he's done 4 eggs
>tell him to go clean the table or something I don't care
>realize he was peeling the shell from the MEMBRANE of each egg. Each membrane perfectly intact.
Damn how do you get to 28 years old and not know how to peel an egg?

>>21750447
>>21751303
Very much so

>>21751796
>Each membrane perfectly intact.
That's an achievement. Shows he wasn't half-assing it.

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I made my personal Thanksgiving dish on Saturday since I had Thanksgiving by my parents' on Thursday. I'm dieting right now, so I focused on creating dishes without a lot of carbs and excess calories.

I made
>baked whole chicken seasoned with salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, paprika, oregano, thyme, and rosemary
>a soup with diced ham, carrots, sweet onions, sweet potatoes, and celery
>fresh cranberry sauce without sugar
Overall, everything turned out very good. The chicken was cooked perfectly. The sweet potatoes dissolved a bit into the soup, giving the broth a sweet flavor. The cranberries were a bit bitter due to the lack of sugar, but they were still tasted very fresh and high quality.

>>21747630
It looks good, honorary Durgesh.

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>>21747624
Here's my parents' spread from this year. I was elsewhere.

>>21750396
>>21750394
t. insecure poor kid with severe sour grapes

>>21747630
Another jew larping as white to shit on "fellow white people"

>>21752768
It's tragic you think that any of these shitshows are anything but a disgrace. Pitiful.

>>21752877
It's tragic you have to starve on thanksgiving, anon.

>>21753092
nta but I reckon I'd rather starve than eat most of those car crashes

>>21753258
>nta
sure bud
>I'd rather starve
Stop acting like you have a choice, poorfag.

>>21752426
>i was elsewhere
I can see why.
>dry mash
>dry stuffing
>dry turkey with orange slices
>unseasoned raw broccoli
>the thinnest water gravy ever made
>dirty lemons in the lemon water

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>>21750394
I probably spent more on that heirloom turkey than you make in a year
My MIL is trying to "get rid" of the leftovers by making turkey mole after she took them, I told her she could have some
I'm going to cut a piece of soapstone for her headstone so no one can find her grave after we bury her
I will teach the crows to spite her, and I have a shitload of crows now

Dang I made an awesome pot pie pasta today with the Turkey and Turkey stock leftovers

>>21751497
Super comfy

>>21751784
Holding up pretty well for day 3, nice yammies

>>21752017
Great compromise between thanksgiving flavor and keeping it healthy