Authentic Full English in Russia
>>21748508why are you black?
>>21748494that's an omnet ahrnnncknn 3abtpak
>>21748512only 289 pubes
>>21748548
>>21748494GRIM
>>21748494That looks neat and dainty, but not sufficient for a fully grown adult male.
mm omlet
>>21749177*omnet
>>21749232eтo Л tho
>>21748494Yandex ieda, I miss it
>>21749243eto n my anus, guy.
>>21748494That'll be 10 pouds sire
>>21748494>pokemon moneynani
>>21748494Weekly ration for family of 6 according to Stalin 5-year plan
>>21748494Crime against British food
>>21749273still looks like some proppa scram lads.....
>>21748512Gulp it down with some KBAC.
>>21748494Is that from This is Tasty Z?
>>21748494bong here. i would rather set myself on fire than eat that monstrosity
But it says it's an American Omelette Breakfast, wtf are you talking about
>>21752740>>21750327Lol don't act like you mush eating faggots have standards
>>21752956No it doesn't
Privet from PoccuR
>>21752956>omlet anglijskij zavtrak>anglijskijNice try
>>21756953>jkurwa
>>21754556that's a pot calling the kettle nigger if I've ever did see it..
>>21748494>289 rube Ls >$3.75 USDI'd get 3
I'm learning Russian bros
>>21758573I approve. Investments in the development of memory, brain and mind should yield useful results. In casethey don't provide monetary benefits, they will provide benefits for the organism. The main difference between Homo Sapiens Sapiens and other species of living beings is intellect and consciousness.
>>21758573I started learning Russian back in 2012. After a few years I was completely fluent, I travelled to Russia multiple times, even dated a Russian girl and everything.Somehow I just lost interest and now I can easily go months without using my Russian skills. Makes me bother why I spent all that time learning it... At least I can read Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky in the original language I guess.
>>21748494One thing I noticed about Russia, and also many other third world countries like America, is that the idea of an unprocessed sausage is literally incomprehensible to them.I have never seen a Russian sausage that wasn't just some flourescent pink paste formed into a tube shape. Just like those nasty hotdogs that Americans eat.That is why nobody outside of the UK can get the full English right, their minds are completely buckbroken by the thought of a sausage that's just pure meat and spices.
>>21759507All sausages are processed by definition, ESL anon.
>>21759511>erm akshually all sausages are processed *nerd emoji*You know what I mean you fucking retard. And no I'm not an ESL.
>>21759507>I have never seen a Russian sausage that wasn't just some flourescent pink paste formed into a tube shapeWhat are you blabbering about, you can get stuff like this anywhere in Eastern Europe.
>>21759540Eastern Europe is not a monolith, fucking retard. Russians don't eat blood sausage. Some ethnic minorities in Russia might eat it, but it's simply not a part of Russian cuisine.
>>21759570You can easily buy it in Russia, so they eat it. Non hotdog like sausages is not some fucking exotic food there lmao, you have no idea what are you talking about.
>>21759507I presume by unprocessed you mean ones that have to be cooked before eating, and we have plenty of those, but in our supermarkets they are usually grouped along with meat, for the aforementioned reason.As for "processed", salted, cured or smoked stuff the average selection at a non-specialized minimarket looks like this.People buy pink stuff for convenience, just like you do with your many variations of spam, so stop being disingenuous.I also distinctively remember Terry Pratchett mocking British sosigs, saying that compared to the real German stuff they are basically paper/sawdust.All through the prism of Discworld, of course.>>21759570Also complete bullshit, I've been eating blood + buckwheat sausages my entire life here in Moscow.
