what the fuck...
What makes it "real"?
>>21751376I don't think I want my 'chup to taste like honey. Then again I wouldn't want it to taste like corn either.Why can't you just use sugar?
>>21751376We already have a 'what the fuck' thread.
What is it boy what do you see?
uhhhh guys...
>>21751381HFCS doesn't taste like corn. Don't ever use the 'chup abbreviation again.
>>21751378real ketchup is an asian fish sauce.i would also accept early western imitations of the fish sauce made with mushrooms instead
>>21751378The soy bean oil and high fruitose corn syrup.
>>21751385Mootard looks like something you would call your sister because she is a retarded fat cow
>>21751387>Don't ever use the 'chup abbreviation again.kek
>>21751376Nigga you really scrolled to find a 2 year old photo to post some low effort board wasting thread? For what purpose?
>here's your ketchup, bro
>>21751381We can't mass grow sugar cane in USA and there's a 500% tariff on sugar for some reason. Pay the 500% markup for sugar or enjoy honey/cornslop.
>>21751520Banana sauce always has artificial color to make it look palatable otherwise it looks like vomit. It does taste pretty close to ketchup though.
>>21751378Can the ketchup contemplate its own existence? Does it have a consciousness seperate from mine? How do I know the ketchup isn't just an extension of my own perceived reality?
>>21751403>asianyou know nothing of history.
my ketchp has a dog on the bottle. it's also sweetened with honey and didn't even realize it
>>21752356ketchup isn't garum you little twerp.
Don't knock it bro, this niggas ketchup is really good.
>>21752264Whoa..
I miss the slightly spicy ketchup they have in germany, I never asked for the name of the brand.
>>21751403>real ketchup is an asian fish sauce.i would also accept early western imitations of the fish sauce made with mushrooms insteadNo one actually knows what the “original “Ketchup” “ sauce actually was, other than a condiment that added “Umami” flavor. The major theories are a fish sauce, like Asian Fish sauces or garum, or a soy type sauce. Fish sauces were still made in some areas of the Mediterranean and Europe, which should indicate if the Euopean merchants had sny clue how the original “Ketchup” was made, they should have been able to reproduce the sauce somewhat accurately. Soybean cultivation in Europe supposedly only started in the mid 1700s, so making a soy sauce in Europe around the time the word “ketchup” first appeared, (around a hundred plus years earlier), in Europe would have been impossible, so a soy based sauce seems potentially more likely to me.
>>21751378The marketing department
"sweetened with honey". no thanks. i only buy heinz no sugar added ketchup. it is noticeably tangier and less sweet than normal ketchup
>>21752407catch up is pirate sauce.
>>21751378it has syrup: bee edition, instead of syrup: corn edition in it
>>21751376>>21751385Man this shit is triple the price in my shithole country
>>21751385heinz unironically makes better mustard, and french's makes better ketchup
>>21752619It’s call hela
>>21753660False
>>21751376I showed this to my neurotypical friend and he did not find it funny :(
>make fake honey using corn syrup>use it to sweeten product>can legally say dude there's no corn syrup it's honey
>>21753963or it says "sweetened" using honey, they added corn syrup for texture not to sweeten it :^)
>>21753658Cope, poor boy.
>>21751376I like honey but I dunno if I want it in my ketchup I got some Local Honey hot sauce a while back that I thought would be pretty good but it just didn't hit quite right with meHoney should just remain pure, by itself
>>21754599>you're poor if you don't buy the fructose slopok burgerclapistanisraeli, enjoy your freedom to go bankrupt over a tootache I guess?
>>21753963Honey is a legally monitored substance.
>>21754924Yeah, and it's still considered honey if you feed the bees corn syrup and the bees produce "honey" with it.
>>21751376>3.48How old is this picture?A full size jar of brand name mayo is closer to 8 bucks now.
>>21755449https://www.ams.usda.gov/sites/default/files/media/AA20380_Honey.pdf>Honey is a sweet, syrupy substance produced by honey bees from the nectar ofplants or from secretions of living parts of plants or excretions of plant-sucking insects on theliving part of plants, which the bees collect, transform by combining with specified substances oftheir own, deposit, dehydrate, store, and leave in the honeycombs to ripen and mature.>6.3 Additional ingredients. The honey will not contain any additional food ingredientsincluding food additives.
>>21755502https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/8j8mtw/heinz_mayo_and_helmanns_ketchup/>8 years ago
>>21755518That doesn't contradict what I said.
>>21755518That doesn't contradict what he said.
