Cookin up a breakfast spread of poached eggs with spiced sardines.
the bread is not Helga's.
>>21751394Sounds like a disgusting and incongruent combination.>>21751402Are we supposed to know who Helga is and need to be told specifically that she did not make that? Where do you think you are?What the fuck are you doing?
the eggs will be complimented by a peppering of baby capers and a bujel of red onion
>op
A heavy lashing of butter has occurred here
>>21751409"bujel"? WTF are you trying to pull here?
>>21751416Dude, you are fucking CRINGE.>let's set the mood with my playlist and a cute flower I picked. Really get to know me as I prepare a revolting meal of sardines 'n' eggs with capers.
>>21751424>lashingKYS
You get some nice stuff and you take some decent pictures, OP. But your personality turns me off like few others in this world. You push my buttons so hard. I really loathe the way you are. If I had to work with you you would be my nemesis. And I yours. I've been through that with a couple people in my life and I can spot 'em. You'd get under my nerves with your ways immediately.Am I right? Are you one of those divisive people that others feel very strongly one way or the other about? Like people REALLY like you when they like you but they REALLY hate you otherwise?
don't fret little ones, we're nearly there
>poached eggs
>>21751443Oh my GOD your words make me tremble with anger. If I didn't respect your skills I would harass you nonstop like the godbless guy.You remind me of a hipster woman I knew who would affect a British accent sometimes with certain sentences. Like the last word of a question in a european way. I can hear her saying your posts in a 'twee' affectation. You're really turning it up on purpose now. You're pouring salt on the wounds caused by seeing your previous posts. So cruel. All the more reason you're my sworn enemy. People tell me all the time, but even moreso, YOU seem like a reddit type. I don't like even using that term. But I do kind of understand and whatever it is, you have it dialed up to 11.
Bob's your uncle
>>21751459God damn you. I goddamn hate you. But I'll be damned if I don't *respect* you. I wish somehow you just posted without typing a word. You'd be perfect then.
>>21751430>set the mood with my playlist and a cute flowerI consider music to be a form of food. The flower is irrelevant, it's a sample of a neighbourhood vine I want to take a cutting of and grow on my balcony wall.
>>21751473>I consider music to be a form of foodJust kill ME. I can't take any more of you.
The perfect bite, that's what it's all about aye lads?
>>21751394I wish this lonely white trash bogan cooklet would make some friends to share his shitty cooking with so he will stop spamming these embarrassing threads every day.
>>21751538This is the worst mid life crisis I have ever seen.Grow the fuck up already. Nobody thinks you are cool.
>>21751483Would. Always enjoy your threads.
>>21751583>Nobody thinks you are cool.me mum does
>>21751459bob is not my uncle thougheverbeit
>>21751619maybe he's not your biological uncle, idk
>>21751394Poaching is illegal.
>>21751394Good scran.
>>21751577god forbid we miss out on another fast food thread, coffee thread, same webms for 10 years thread, or hot sauce thread. his breakfast didnt look half bad. i would post my own cook alongs but im too lazy to have to resize every single picture i take
Good thread OPThere is no love without hate.
>>21751935you're a gay person saying gay things and you should gtfo my thread because I love you and I don't like watching you being a gay in my thread.Imagine I'm like your grandpa and you just knocked on my door whilst getting on your knees and sucking your friend Tyrone's big cock right there on my front porch for everyone to see that's what you are doing right now you piece of shit. gtfo out of here you filthy little faggot.
>>21751755What the fuck are those pieces of cardboard?
>>21751984They are Crisp Rye - The original Finnish rye crisp you uncultured dumbcunt.
>>21751483Looks great, that's a good flavor combination. You've got them seething in this thread, OP.
>>21751995>finnishJust say western russia asshole.
top thread, Brucegenerated a lot of seethehad a good mealhad a durrygreat thread
>>21752002russia is finnish clay
>>21751538How old are you, buddy? Those hands look pretty weathered.
>>21752011>How old are you, buddy?a lady never tells
>>21751459looks good>>21751755tasty stuff>>21752166looks good
steak and kidney breakfast pie because fuck you.
>>21751449Those look like nice deenz>>21751755Ploughmin we eating good
Toyota sweet and sour chicken noodles that I jazzed up with broccoli, snow peas, pineapple, sultanas, and chilli
ooh and some lup cheong
Eggs and sardines with the sardine juice spooned over the eggs
>>21751473buddy you realise people already know where you live? this is the balcony equivalent of foot tapping in a stall as an invitation for gay sex
>>21756409I have a waifu and if you attempt any kind of unsolicited engagement we will call the police.
