How do you choose which hot sauce to use? I always end up being paralyzed with indecision and then I don't use them at all
>>21751887I go with whatever I'm in the mood for. I usually have something in mind beforehand.
>>21751898somehow this isn't a skill I have
>>21751900Indecisionbro just do a different one every time, you aren't even locked into a choice past each bite. Once you know what you like you won't be as indecisive also checked
>>21751930yeah I should devise some criteria and a system of some sort
>>21751887>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come hither, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!*taps glass*>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!
>>21751887I only keep a few in stock that I actually use so they're pretty easy categories>one "green" which is fresher and brighter tasting, good for something that is mostly just greasy like some bacon and eggs>one "dark" or smoked style, good for bbq or something I wish was bbq like that leftover thanksgiving turkey>one "asian" for the chinese takeout or whatever>one "normal" basic sauce that I use in cases where I want hot sauce but it doesn't fit any of the aboveI try different brands and stuff so I wind up having more like 6-7 in stock at any one time but you get the idea
>>21751887my doctor said I can stay on omeprazole full time so I might get back in the hot sauce game. I miss the intense heat and numb gums. not too much though I don’t want a stomach ulcer
>>21752137as long as you aren't risking stomach issues
>>21752139no I just have a hiatal hernia so sometimes my stomach doesn’t keep the acid down. I don’t quite understand how eating hot things and using omeprazole affects that but it does
>>21751887crystal is for just about everything.valentina is for wings.
>>21751887i like to keep a few sauces on hand>vinegary>sweet>a chipotle one>satan diarrhea spiXXXy tornado >asian chili sauceright now for a sweeter hot sauce i'm digging this gator hammock shit. it's "sweeter" than other hot sauce (ie i taste more habanero than vinegar) while not being too spicy lousiana is definitely my staple but sometimes you want to mix shit up
>>21751887How do you feel about Firehouse Subs?
i add a dash of onethen it's not enough after that first biteso i add a dash of anotherand it's not there yetanother dash, another disappointmentby the last bite i've got a plate of hot sauce to slurp up with no more food. still not spicy enough
>>21751950I can't help but think that there is very strong jealousy in this pasta.I hope you are doing ok in your thirdy shithole
>>21753020Is that 357 really an 11/10 hotness sauce? I have a ton of sauces but always land on Louisiana or smoked Tabasco
>>21751887Aren't they all just capsaicin vehicles? What does it matter? It's just a matter of picking how hot you want based on scovilles right?
>>21753381Some of them actually have pretty distinct flavor while others are pure aids without any reason to exist other than you wanting to melt your gums off.
>>21753207this except it’s not just the spice it’s the vinegar and the taste of the pepper >just drink the sauce it’s like eating a hamburger without a bun, just not the same
>>21751887tobasco for omelettes. otherwise I make my own taco sauce for everything else.
>>21755256TA - BA - S - CO
>>21755263it's TA BAS CO moron.
>>21755268it's TA BA SCO muppet.
>>21755278it's toob sac oh dip shit.
Hot sauce is quite clearly for the bottom of the barrel. They're either cooking something mediocre or ordering something mediocre and they throw the hot sauce on to """elevate""" the dish. Pretty pathetic to witness and they think they're connoisseurs or aficionados
