How is Domino's treating all the fly overs today?
>>21752756New Yorker here and I do not endorse OP here. True New Yorkers, we enjoy what we have, and keep in the back of our minds how lucky we are to have access to exceptional pizza. We don't waste time talking down to people outside the city.
The blissful ignorance of the flyover is beautiful at times.
>mocking flyovers while eating a fucking buffalo chicken pizza, the ultimate flyover pizzaNeed some more ranch with that, fatty?
>>21752767>buffalo chicken pizza, the ultimate flyover pizzaeveryone knows that the ultimate flyover pizza is taco pizza.
>>21752764Mirin that ‘za
>>21752764Oh, I'm aware, I live in New Jersey and even people from Yonkers think this state is beneath them. Enjoying the return to Dinkins era NYC? Where did you buy something to flee to?Also, I'm consulting on maiden ln once a week, lmk if there are any decent lunch spots off the radar. >>21752767Vodka chicken, dunce. And ranch is not served at Pizza places in this state, I guess unless you're at Domino's. Wouldn't know.
>>21752770That's niche flyover. It doesn't exist in most of flyover. But it does exist in the plains states which are arguably the flyover of flyover so I guess you're right.
>>21752764Prototypical new york pizza is unironically just sbarro -- nothing exceptional about it. I know you can get better than sbarro in new york, but that's the exception not the rule and not exclusive to new york whatsoever. There's a local brick oven place near me that mogs the fuck out of sbarro for $12 a pie.
>>21752756>eat boutique pizza once>"look at me everyone!"middle class negro behavior
>>21752781>ranch is not served at Pizza places in this state, I guess unless you're at Domino'sNot true, I'm afraid. At least, not any longer. This is at Koronet Pizza on the UES, and there are surely other pizzerias doing the same. Buffalo chicken pizza often has ranch dressing already on it, as well.I'm in the Village and I don't eat in FiDi very often, so anything I know about down there you probably know about as well.
>>21752796Ok but domio's fuckin sucks
>>21752794>Prototypical new york pizza is unironically just sbarroCategorically false. For one thing, you're failing to distinguish between slice joints and pie joints, which use different cooking methods and usually different types of ingredients. For another, you're ignoring (I assume deliberately) the tiers of quality there are in slice joints, just as there are tiers of quality in anything else.
>>21752803I went to one of the most highly rated "pie joints" in Brooklyn and it was literally forgettable because I don't even remember anything about it other than that it was slightly better than average. Pizza hipsters are really ridiculous people.
>>21752764That pizza doesn't look New Yorky at all THOUGHEven a fuckin Californian like me could tell you that
>>21752807It's literally John's, on Bleecker Street, one of the oldest, best, and most well-known pizzerias in the city. Try again, sport.
>>21752805Sounds like you're just a tastelet
>>21752810cope
>>21752805>it was literally forgettable because I don't even remember anything about it"I don't remember, therefore it sucked!" Logic isn't your strong point, huh? Maybe fewer drugs and your brain won't be as fried.
>>21752809Still doesn't look New YorkyTry again, sportlet
>>21752816Thanks for proving that you have no idea what "New Yorky" even means (not that it's even a real term). I accept your concession.
>>21752813Then why do I vividly remember all the actual best pizzas I've ever had? Why do I vividly remember the worst pizzas I've ever had. Maybe it was just a mid overpriced pizza?
>>21752812sneed
>>21752822>i burna the pizzasoggy dogshit
>>21752819Who knows why your evidently defective mind does what it does? Irrelevant to the discussion at hand. Maybe start a daily journal so you can fill in such gaps in the future.
>>21752825>NOOOOOO I haven't been happily overpaying for my artisan tomato cheese bread because I'm a silly fucking hipster you're just a TASTELET!!!cope harder retard
>>21752826>I love you and want to have your babiesSee how easy it is to replace what someone said with greentext, to try and make it seem like they said what you imagined in your mind? It's really easy. I can do it too.
>>21752817Thanks for proving you have no idea what New Yorky even means and that you're also a pussy tasteletI accept your concession stand and demand Milk DudsTry again, sportlet
>>21752829give me that soiboy bussy and I'll buy you all the overpriced cheese bread you want
>>21752832>I eat my own fecesDamn, you should stop that. Sepsis is a thing, you know.
>>21752824Kek yeah you eat fuckin domio's slop and swill bud light
>>21752817>>21752831"YOU are""no, YOU are"/ck/ is literally grade school
>>21752837domino's is only slightly below new york pizza (sbarro)
>>21752839No accounting for shit taste>>21752847Delusional
>>21752851you are delusional if you don't think sbarro is representative of new york pizza
>>21752756buffalo chicken pizza is the only pizza i orderand i order a lot of pizza
>>21752853You are delusional if you think that mcdonald's isn't representative of haute French cuisine
>>21752847>>21752853Simply repeating yourself doesn’t make what you’re saying true. Hope this helps.
>>21752862you are delusional if you think that analogy is comparable >>21752864simply saying it's not true doesn't make it not true
>>21752867You are delusional if you think that analogy isn't comparable
>>21752867You’re making the assertion, therefore it’s on you to support it. You have not done so. I accept your confession.
>>21752870>no u>>21752872>go to random pizza place in new york>the plurality will be indistinguishable from sbarrothat's just a fact jack
>>21752874>no you
>>21752796This is the neighborhood dump around the corner from my house. The market demands actual food in this area. >>21752799Figaro still have a good HH? My old man spot there is the knick when I'm in town. OP here, thanks everyone for proving the tri state pizza superiority.
>>21752913>thanks everyone for proving the tri state pizza superiority.Joke's on you I was posting California New York and Neapolitan pizzasI don't even know what a try state is kek
>>21752880Couldn't be
Living in a city makes you cultured and interesting, capable and intelligent. Versatile and strong, clever, adaptable, and experienced.
>decide to pick up a pizza since I'll be going into town on Friday>20 dollars for a basic large 2 topping pizzaHahahahaha! No. You guys are fools.
>>21753134Bro use the coupons. $9.51 for me.
>>21753146>having to fuck around with coupons and accounts to order a pizzaNo. Stop being idiotic. I bet you use applications on your telephone too. For 20 dollars I should be getting a sizable deep dish Chicago style pizza with the works.
>>21753134Should have used the carry out coupon
>>21753508>making excuses for being lazy
For me it's Domino's Pizza
>>21753508stop being an obtuse jackass
>>21753528No u>can't refuteNo one can.
>>21752767Not him but ranch and pizza is delicious
>>21753134>open dominos website>90% of the screen is dedicated to a 50% off couponfucking useless idiot
>>21752756Enjoy paying $3500 a month for your shoebox apartment.
>>21752756This looks like the kind of disgusting slop they'd eat in Bongland
>>21753724>Retard relying on the companies coupons at their mercyFuck off. Not supporting slimy/scammy companies that can't set a pizza at a reasonable and predictable price Imagine actually defending this shit.
>>21752837Hey I like bud light
No ranch on pizza is a meme, pretty much every pizza place nowadays has a few chicken/ranch combo pizzas the only one I've been to recently that doesn't is the real Joe's which really only does pepperoni. Otherwise there's usually a Chicken/Bacon/Ranch and a Buffalo Chicken pizza.More people move from Los Angeles and the Bay Area than pretty much anywhere else (same industries and real estate prices without the driving and you have a reason to wear the North Face and Patagonia fleeces and jackets you own). It's also why every burger place is trying to copy in-n-out.
>>21754641Yeah but just because you like something doesn't make it good>>21754697I'm from the bay and hate all that faggy kind have fake buffalo bullshit pizza
>>21753972$3500 a month gets you a 4 bedroom with a 3 car garage in Antioch, CA
pizza is literally for fags who cant cook
>>21752756The best 2 pizza places near me are not on doordash but also are not open that late. Which means, dominos last night.
>>21752756A local place did a thanksgiving pie, it looks decent
>>21752756Theres nothing like getting drunk as fuck and eating an entire large thin crust double pepperoni extra sauce pizza. I just had the time of my life for $20 thats even cheaper than your whore mother.
>>21754858Yeah, those can be good.
>>21754858Ew gross that sounds also and i dont want leaves in my food from a tree wtf?
remember when California "lost" 20 billion in tax dollars and also sold all the water used to fight fires and then the fires burnt everything?hahaha wasn't that funny?
>>21754975this is low effort. /ck/ used to have standards
>>21754978>remember when anything of note happened in Shitsplatsville in the Mid West?Nah, me neither.
>>21755012how many SSRI's do you have to take just to walk outside? Or are you one of those hardcore degenerates that enjoys the aesthetics of homeless people shitting on the footpath?
>>21752756there is only a pizza hut in my town, and a gas station godfathers. pizza in the op pic looks good. when i lived in tha city i liked to get chikken parm sandwich from dominoes. well, cya!
>>21754770Looks good. >>21754858The owners of this place are probably those "Pizza is sandwich" type. I've never seen this anywhere, where?>>21753972I pay 2400 for a 3 bedroom house with a 2 car detached garage in a nice neighborhood, a mile from the beach. Thanks, NJ isn't all Superfund sites. >>21755242I feel bad for you, but you could just move. Pic from another neighborhood dump with a nicotine stained drop ceiling from 84, and and old Italian man screaming at his strumpet daughter who's working the phones.
>>21754622Domino's has had an $8 large pizza carryout coupon every day for like 10 years. The only thing that changed is it went from 3 toppings to 1 topping now.
>>21754858I tried a pizza dough recipe that came out tasting like a dinner roll. I figured that would make a perfect thanksgiving pizza.
>>21755392>I feel bad for you, but you could just move. I’d rather live in a genuine community than have a selection of pizza shops.>old Italian man screaming at his strumpet daughter who's working the phonesThe sophisticated city dweller doing sophisticated things.
>>21755392Ooo where’s that left one from? Worth me taking the PATH over?
>>21752764>I know it's basil but my brain sees collard greensit's that time of year againneed to get a bunch and make the potlikker
>>21755438Neptune NJ, you will need to go a little deeper into the state. >>21755422Enjoy your hot dish, funeral pasta and olive garden Italian dressing based crock pot meals. I do enjoy that dressing, though.
>>21755576>he thinks he eats better than mefeisty little sewer rat aren’t you?
Should I order this? I’m feeling like a fat piece of shit.
>>21755784Get your fill little rat
>>21755784Ugh what the fuck is this?? Why does one need so many types of cheese? Seems vile, who sells this?>>21755758I grew up with my mom cooking depression food for all of us. No shame in any of that stuff. But working in Manhattan for years, I'm a cunt now. I feel blessed to live in an area where people typical sell quality over slop, outside of the Chinese restaurants. There are a few legit Sichuan places here, but not the norm. Go north 30 minutes and you can get great indo Chinese, Korean, Indian etc. Any NJ people have good Edison recommendations?
>>21756136>Why does one need so many types of cheese?the only thing you really need on a spinach alfredo pizza is mozzarella and tons of parmesan
>>21755784That's weird, a lot of toppings for 18 bucks
>>21756136That’s just how dominos Alfredo comes. I agree it’s probably excessive. >>2175615750% off deal I mean I might as well pig out. Normally it would be over 30 bucks
>>21752756Shit has gone up massively in price and they keep gradually making their pizzas smaller. Last time I ordered a double pepperoni I could count the number of pepperoni slices on one hand. Its not even worth it with their deals anymore, but they have no competition so they get away with it.
>>21752764decent pizza doesnt make up for living in an actual shithole though
>>21755411That sounds perfect
>>21755392>I feel bad for you, but you could just move.fuck that shit. this is where i will die.
>>21755576>Neptune NJ, you will need to go a little deeper into the state.Looks like there's a train to there at least but I don't want it that badly. I've hopped over to NJ for specific things, though, like Italian hot dogs in Newark or pimento cheese (I can only find the Palmetto brand at an Acme in Jersey City).
>>21756595Jimmy buffs? Dicky Dee's? I'm a rutts or hot grill guy, I never understood the Newark hot dogs. Just go hit Porta in JC and get the carbonara pie. >>21756590You could travel somewhere also, but suit yourself.
>>21756211It doesn't even sound good, just excessive. And probably made by people on work release. If I'm going to be served by work release employees my guilty pleasure is White Castle. It's foul, but a treat every few months.
>>21752756>>21752764>>21752802>>21752831>>21752837>>21754858>>21755392>>21756136Literal cafeteria-tier slop
>>21756719And you're just a troll.
>>21756734At least I’m not delusional.
>>21756736Trolls are, by definition, delusional.
>>21756737Now you’re just making things up, as delusional people do.ask yourself what exactly is it that makes NY pizza ‘better’. Now ask yourself what would possibly prevent places outside of NY from doing the same thing.
