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A cup have rice should do

what the fuck is a ribe?

>>21753452
You defo live in the third world. WTF is wrong w ur camera

>>21753452
Clean your fucking kitchen.

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>>21753523
So?
>>21753535
No, I don't think I will

Now, rinse the rice

>>21753452
are those ribs also going to leak oil after 40k miles?

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Add a cup and a half have water for every cup have rice

>>21753539
If the gods will it

Waiting for the rice to come to a boiyu

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It's almost 420blazetime

Oh shit that was fast
Stir the rice, turn down to a simmer and cover

>>21753467
Do you normally leave your keys on the range?
>>21753538
And next to the sink?

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420blazeit while we wait 20 minutesfor the rice

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>>21753562
Nah bruh'vm8, just "flexin' 4 the 'gram," to use the ebonics of our time

>>21753452
Fuck off, BMW guy.
This isn't even new content. You just found old blurry pics and decided to start annoying everyone again. WHY would you have a car with 7 sets of keys that manage to make an appearance in every photo, yet not even be able to take a clear photo that doesn't look like you live within The Mist?
>>21753538
Fucking kill yourself, asshole. You suck.

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>>21753603
While the rice is resting, heat up the LODGE skilletini

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Cook 'em for, I don't know, let's say 3 minutes a side

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>>21753578
No one is impressed. Your camera lens has grease all over it. Your car keys are fucking gay.
>but 'Kek cry bitch?'
No. It's not working. You don't get to talk down on anyone, incel. You live with your parents and haven't done anything with your life.

You'll never have sex or have your own stuff. That meat looks DISGUSTING. Why fire up a hot skillet to add that wet nasty shit? It's already ruined.

>>21753535
>>21753560
Ah a degenerate pot head. No wonder you cook in filth. I know your shitty bmw is caked in sticky dusty disgust.

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>>21753642
>cook 'em
>just flexin' 4 the gram
>we'll do it LIVE

Why are you purposely trying to alienate everyone with your awful cringe?

>>21753655
>ebonics

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>>21753647
Squares can't cook
And I keep my.cars CLEAN

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>>21753645
Kek cry pussy

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>>21753656
"The fried chicken sandwich."

>>21753657
You can't keep your camera lens clean. That car is covered with suds. Hardly clean. How many years ago did you take that? You've been without a decent camera for years? Sounds unlikely.

>>21753663
Filthy kitchen, overcooked garbage, terrible faggy banter. Even your handwriting looks like a retarded third grader did it. Shitty plate presentation. The old inverted soup cup of rice trick. Amateur.

I'm glad your shitty cookalong has concluded. Now go away for another 3 months. We can't handle having to dunk on you and godbless guy at the same time, and he's due for a new poop bowl any minute now.

>>21753452
why did you turn on a smoke machine?

>>21753562
this is the bmw fag that put his keys in every pic as some kind of gay flex.

>>21753578
you don't have a bmw.

>>21753683
Welcome to "BMW Key Guy"s world. His pics are blurry and he likes to "flex" that his parents own a used BMW.
He sets wine bottles in next to the engine and reposts that quite a bit. Real fucking lunatic from what I've seen. Great for laughs.
Easy to bully.

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>>21753673
Lol all your food you make looks lime garbage; it's no surprise you're so angry

>>21753694
If you say so. I'm in a thread filled with garbage food. And I didn't have anything to do with that.

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>>21753696
Even less relevant as taking photos of mom's car is not an achievement and it's not even his possession.

>>21753467
>cup have rice
>>21753542
>cup and a half have water
>have
it's "of" you fucking retard
did you learn english from the back of a cereal box? how do you fuck that up?

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>>21753691
For sure

>>21753704
nothing on that says BMW, and it's probably your neighbors.

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>>21753693
That's a BEER bottle

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>>21753699
>>21753695
Delusional

>>21753703
Back *have a cereal box

where did u buy the ribes, they look good

>>21753737
My moms made 'em for Thanksgiving and I took the leftovers home

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>>21753706
You're mentally damaged or something. What is with these stupid photos you keep posting? Is it some attempt at humor. Some kind of irony or satire?
You are so clueless. You don't understand anything. You're needlessly combative and adversarial off the bat.
>Get on your diapers, cooklets
???
Seriously? And then you cook that blurry slop? How can you talk down to anyone being such a cringe fucking loser?
You and 'godbless guy', you've turned /ck/ into a hatewatching fest.

I guess if you can't catch flies with honey...

>>21753781
How many moms do you have?

>>21753781
your mom served raw ribs?

>>21753786
I don't know like 8 or 9
>>21753787
No she marinated them and I cooked them up and that was the extra

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>>21753783
Obviously you're not a golfer

Why do your pictures have vaseline on them? Do your parents know you post their car online and pretend its yours?

>>21753801
D R E A M A E S T H E T I C
>she thinks my parents own a B U I L T F10 M5 Competition

>>21753801
This.

>>21753804
lol, are you the "she" poster too? That'd make sense. You would have multiple annoying habits.

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>>21753794
You were quoting the rug pee-ers? Strange way to greet your readers. But if you're going to call anyone "cooklet" you'd better bring the impressive skills, and you failed to do so.

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>>21753804
This.
>>21753807
Who?

>>21753792
that's not "leftovers" then
you celebrated thanksgiving, how do you not know english?

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>>21753815
Delusional
I'm finishing my tea

>>21753817
It was left over from me not cooking it, sonnyboy

>>21753804
It's not aesthetic. It's grease on the lense, you greasy handed mongrel. Why is your parents home so dirty? The least you can do is clean up the kitchen.

>>21753821
that's not what leftovers means
are you mexican?

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>>21753825
It is now
I'm not hispanic at all

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>>21753824
It's incredibly A E S T H E T I C

>>21753834
No it isn't. It makes me feel like I need glasses or my eyes are coated in conjunctivitis gunk.

>>21753832
so what's your excuse?

>>21753834
Aesthetic isn't a thing on its own. It's an adjective used to modify something else. You can have an "aesthetically pleasing" photo, but you can't just call your photo 'aesthetic' and make any sense.

We know you're stupid, but you just keep revealing more and more just how deep it goes.

>>21753852
D R E A M
A E S T H E T I C
>>21753855
I do what I want

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Regardless of your excuse, it just doesn't add up that you're putting up a front that you're wealthy and have a bunch of nice cars and yet you don't even have a camera or a decent phone that takes pictures that don't look smeared.
Now you're pretending that you're doing it on purpose because you like it and don't want clear and sharp images. LOL

>>21753874
Can you 'want' to stop posting then? Not a single person appreciates you. Even din dins and godbless guy have a couple of defenders.

You do not. Everyone dislikes your bullshit. Leave.

>>21753877
>ebonics
I've literally never claimed or tried to appear rich LOL
I just spend all my money on food and cars, son
>>21753881
Kek cry pussy

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>>21753886
Ebonics? Meaning what? Why do you keep posting that?
Son? You're a child yourself clearly. You don't own anything and you're immature. You don't have a job. You don't have money.
>kek cry pussy
That's something a child would post. And that's all you have. I guess you think it has a nice ring to it. It's really sad. Everything about you is pitiful. You are so lonely and need attention so badly that you come here to foment negativity.
Is dad away on business again?
I'm getting Eliot Rogers vibes off of you. Just a bitter and neglected boy wandering around alone with nothing to do. All that stuff that you won't inherit for years. Stuck with a shitty old phone because you can't touch the money.
LOL
I can't wait for your faggy little rampage.

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>>21753901
>delusions of a cooklet

>>21753920
You have Taylor Swift GIFs saved? You're so fucking lame. Why do you keep bumping this? You should want it buried as soon as possible. You're LOSING this exchange and all the others. Why would you purposely embarrass yourself in this way?

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>>21753923
>more delusions of a cooklet

>>21753881
I like him. The contrast between his filthy cooking, grease camera, and nice cars is funny. Also the seethe he causes by being a combative cunt is entertaining

>>21753930
What's a cooklet? If it means someone who can't cook, why would you accuse me of that? Especially in a thread where YOU made disgusting overcooked garbage.
Why do you have the same interests as teen girls? Why do you have that photo saved? Why do you keep digging yourself deeper?

NO ONE likes you. That's a new low. Usually there's at least one contrarian shitbag who will compliment total shit just to be rebellious. But you're so bad that you can't even get that.
Keep going if you want. It's almost shocking, your complete lack of awareness about how this is going.

>>21753937
lol, I guess you've found your contrarian fan. He came to the rescue as I was claiming he didn't exist. Probably just you again anyway though. No one likes you.

>>21753938
See>>21753937
There are other regular posters who are much worse cooks than OP. The sushi tranny immediately comes to mind.

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>>21753938
Why you gotta be so mean?

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>>21753452

>>21755320
bump

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>>21753877
Just wait until he starts posting the thumbnails of these same pictures. Guy is a total fucking retard and menace to polite society.

>>21757341
As cringe as he may be i own guns and marijuana too lol
>youre thread is now DUUUUDE WEED spam

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>>21757341
I of no fuckin clue what your onaboutm8

bmw keys anon is the best poster on /ck/ and it's not even close

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>>21757424
>>21757650

>>21753691
You've come at it wrong. More to the point is "you have a BMW? Who care?"

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>>21757650
Aww, thanks bb!
>>21757738
Kek cry pussy

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>>21757992

>>21757738
>>21757992
>>21758000
Screen cap me

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>>21753452
fecal matter smeared lens.

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>>21758037
>it's actually animal semen, not animal feces

Hello BMW man. You should adopt a trip so we can find your posts more easily. Thank you for your consideration.

>>21758009
>>21758034
Th-thanks

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>>21758073

OP's cam and her future shame a same characteristics- blurriness.

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Me din dinz: salmone, black or indigenous rice of color, sparaguse
You can't eat like me

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Oh and some tea with MILKE from a hooven animale

>>21758043
"Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down!"

Kill yourself, gaywad.

>>21758177
>>21758209

Just once, tell us WHY you put your keys in the pictures. Because it really comes off as childish, like you're boasting that you own it. Same with when you used to post your guns next to the food, or your weed. Like, "hey check it out, these are my other interests besides this food."
Is that it?

Is there another point to it? Am I wrong about your motivation?

>>21758236
>her

And you. Why do you do that? There aren't a lot of women here. Is that intended to be an insult? See? You're all so fucking immature and unaware of how to be. No wonder you people have no social lives.

>>21758252
>>21758260
These are always cute. When you misspell the words like that. Clever stuff. You seem like such a cool dude. And of course we're all so impressed with that. If only we could eat like you.
You're so cringe. That's why you'll die a wizard before 60. Probably suicide.

>>21758321
Anon, you're trying to rationalize the behavior of a shitskin whose entire purpose on this site is to shitpost and troll. He's been far worse on /o/ for years.

>>21758397
Shitskin? So it's some kind of hatred and bitterness toward society at large based on his perception that he's shunned for being non-white? I did say I got Eliot Rodgers vibes off him. And anyone trying to impress people with cars on a cooking forum seems like a little baby.
I've never been on /o/ because I'm not a car guy. I'm a chef. Does he post the same few blurry photos over and over on that board too? And use 'kek cry bitch' when everyone has had enough of his shit?
That's funny and sad.

>>21758006
I can edit pictures as well

>>21758438
ah a classic defense in discourse is the "spock defense" to respond with grandiose words, and phrases and to be extremely clinical. bravo well played.

>>21758438
Buddy, you don't know the half of it.
There were over two dozen threads in the /o/ catalog in one day that were full of his shitposts, and it's been happening for years. Maybe the mods on this board will do something, because clearly the ones on /o/ don't give a fuck.

>>21753452
mods are fucking faggots for banning dinotendies but not faggots like you

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>>21758321
>delusions of a cooklet
You just can't eat like a BlessedMW driver
>>21758397
How am I shitposting or trolling?

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>>21758438
I've never said "kek cry bitch" kek cry pussy
Why's your food so uttershitem8 if you're a fucking chef?!

>>21759443
Kek what the fuck are you onaboutm8
Which posts on /o/ do you think are mine? I'm just LOLing @ hilariously HUGE wheel gaps
The ones posting their grandparents' cars are the shitposting trolls

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>>21759743
>nooo only frozen premade bullshits allowed on /ck/!!!