chicken soup with kidney beans laird lentils yellow onion kale garlic zucchini broccoli nori and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of pickling salt cumin paprika olive oil ginger and water. God bless
>>21753739FirstGod bless you anon, thank you for making these threads
>>21753741>>21753739fuck off faggot
>>21753739I too enjoy slopmaxxing. Did you cook enough for at least 2-3 days? Anyhoo, enjoy your vinegary shits.
>>21753739>LAIRDlentils>LORDbless us>LARDass o.p.Kill yourself, OP. ....with cheat days. Coming sooner than you think.
>>21753741thank you for the blessing, you too>>21753768i may be fat but i still have some teeth
he's still better than the din dins faggot
>>21753773I don't think so. Dindins faggot goes out and eats and does stuff, makes stuff. He has the stupid baby talk but he does more than just post one bowl of vomit every night. We're really here for his endless cereal gorging fests and pizza parties and ice cream inhalations. And although dindins may be brown and hiding that from people who hate him for that reason (not cool), at least I've seen far less of him than 'godbless', whose horrendous gorilla feet and reprehensible oral decay I've had to look at. But at least we know who the usual suspects are here. Godbless, Din Dins, and now the triumphant return of BWM douche, showing off his dad's key fobs again.LOL, all our babies are home under one roof for the holidays!!
>>21753773>>21753800as a human being, OP is almost certainly worse. I mean, he's pretty much bottom of the barrel, it's hard to get lower than him. but in terms of post quality, I agree, din dins is worse. I mean, they're both net negatives to the board. but the baby talk fag has multiple threads up at once and they're just boring. OP at least keeps it contained in one thread and is good for a laugh and to feel a bit better about yourself by comparison.
I don't care what else you put in it. Beans, lentils, and oats are no fucking base for a soup. Absolutely disgusting.
POST TEETH
>>21753899He posted them in the last thread after someone else posted even worse ones that he later exposed as lifted from search engines. Check the archives at 'warosu' to give yourself a primer. Just search 'brita to chase' to find the beginnings of this retarded saga. He's been posting a little over a year. I hope he tires of it soon.
>>21753854Beans or lentils, individually, would be fine. All together is just an abomination. Bro could have oats for breakfast, a lentil dal for lunch, and bean soup for dinner. But no, he has to eat all of it an once in the form of some primordial sludge.
>>21753922Yeah, we've made that exact suggestion to him many times. He's assembling all of his daily vitamin needs or something. He's extremely autistic and has some sort of other learning disabilities. He's on disability for something, but he hasn't yet disclosed what.
>>21753739You have made this exact thread countless times. Real people don't care about your third world soup. >>21753741This is a bot.
>>21753800The Australian quick sale meat guy is worse than both combined
>>21753922Nobody in a first world country should ever eat lentils.
>>21753741thank you for the appreciative post in it. and thank you for the blessing, you too>>21753750just one. i prefer ingredient prep over meal prep. feels better to me cooked instead of reheated / straight leftovers
>>21754571Yeah, I imagine if you're going to make shitty food it's best eaten fresh. If you browned things and cooked other textures; solids maybe, not all boiled slop, it actually would make good leftovers. It's like you don't have any sense of logic. Are you an extra terrestrial disguised in a human body? You're such a fucking idiot otherwise.
OP is probably my favorite poster on this site on account of his blissful ignorance. Every thread he makes is filled with multiple people telling him that he's a worthless piece of shit with no teeth and no self-control and that he should be killed for the betterment of society and then an hour later he posts "butterscotch ice cream. I like chocolate better but this will have to do. God bless" followed by a dozen calls for his forced sterilization. This just happens over and over and over
>>21754890God bless these threads, OP and you
>>21754890LOL, when you put it that way it's so fucking hilarious!!
>>21754890There's something about him that brings out the absolute worst in everyone. I wish I could see it as a thing to celebrate. I just see someone driving 100 mph toward an oncoming train and we're desperately trying to get him to turn the wheel before it's too late.
>>21754904thank you for the blessings, you too
beef and broccoli soup with extra lean ground, kidney beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic kale zucchini nori and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of pickling salt cumin paprika olive oil ginger and water. happy december God bless
>>21755908Where's your nightly bowl of vomitus, faggot? Or are you having pizzas tonight?
>>21755915Christmas for one. How pathetic. Kill yourself in 2025.
For a split second, seeing the thumbnail I was overjoyed that OP made real FOOD with side dishes, maybe something solid.But my holiday wishes were in vain once again, as this fucking fool will never change course unless it's whale-out mode. This phase is boring. Get to the ice cream and frozen cereal so we can post the Whale gifs.
>>21753773OP(blessed be he) has soul. Din dins faggot, BMW keys faggot, and the paragraph faggot who always tries to make this thread all about himself and his personal beef with OP are the most insufferable people on this board.
>>21755915I like the decorations. Thanks for the blessings, God bless.
>>21755937the paragraph guy can be obnoxious but OP's dickriders are even worse, and I'm convinced they only suck him off to be contrarian to the former guy. it's two sides of the same coin. OP is irredeemable and all the blessings in the world won't bring his teeth back. pretending this obese failure of a person who's literally rotting from the inside is some man of virtue and faith is just ridiculous, and you all know it.
>>21755937Cook better than you, nerdball
>>21753800I go out too, nerdball
>>21754911He's my favorite poster on this board
>>21753739I've asked this in every thread and i still havent gotten an answer.What the hell is laird?????Caption: T8ASS
>>21755997Jesus Christ, your counter is messier and messier with every picture. Clean your kitchen! Put your car keys on the key hook!
>>21755997>>21756004Don't you have a smoke alarm? There's always a foggy haze everywhere you go. LOLOLWhat a fucking sensitive little faggot you are. >nerdballThat's new. haha! Seems like a middle school kind of insult. >>21756014Some men just want to watch the world burn.
>>21755943thank you for the compliment. my blessing was for the meal saying grace. but thank you for your blessing to me, you too>>21755997is this chili what's in there? is that a teabag in your coffee for hybrid?>>21756037lairds are the large and sturdy green lentil
>>21755915>pure comfGod bless
>>21755937this but din dins is also based like God bless
>>21756619>>21756623You can't keep this act up forever. Lies make baby jesus cry.
>>21756623now you're just trolling. be for real.
>>21756004where do you go, the unemployment office?
>>21756615Oh, this whole time I thought you were misspelling lard.
>>21756753holy retarded cooklet
>>21756281That's just the SMOKE from my DOPETHRONEKek cry pussy nerdball
>>21756615It's Eggies in Purgatory>>21755198>>21756665If that's what the unemployment office looks like, count me in
>>21756777In his defense, I been reading lentils recipes for years and had never seen "laird" either until this thread. I had to look it up and it's not that common a term. Just another way OP is on his own weird wavelength. Maybe it's a Canadian thing.
>>21753739OP, why, why, why...Laird lentils aren't known to be a delicious cultivar, so why are continuing to name them? If you had said cranberry beans, lacinato kale, purple cauliflower, or japanese eggplant, or seasonal rhubarb, I'd have gushed in joy.Also "pickling salt" isn't healthy...is it saltpeter? Why not say kosher salt, or sea salt, if not.Also, why are you maxing out on oats and beans together. Isn't your stretched stomach fixed yet. This has to be silly amounts of fullness after all this time. I'd have been bored of the mush soups by now, and would have moved on to other grain salads with the textures in roasted vegetables, as well as their browned flavors.
>>21756835Being a bigger cooklet than OP must sting.
>>21756839Most annoying motherfucker I've seen all day
nobody gives a shit about your faggot car
>>21756847Yes, that most certainly would.
>>21756777>>21756847>>21756869i dont like lentils so i dont eat them, so therefore i dont really know anything about them. i cook stuff that actually tastes good.
>>21756817Sleep reference? or another similar band?Dopesmoker is a cool album
>>21757026>cooklet doubles downlentils taste good
>>21757030>you cant cook mealy shitty little discs so you cant cook anything at allaverage dumbass on this boardfuck your gritty little beads of shit. ill take chickpeas, rice, farro, quinoa, oats, or whatever other base you want over lentils. what are you, a fuckin Pajeet? they eat a lot of lentils
>>21757035>cooklet outs himself as lesser than fucking God bless anon>seethes and starts ramblimb about pajeetspottery
>bmw faggot sees popular thread>immediately shits it up and tries to make it about himselfJesus fucking kill yourself
>>21757029The WizardDopesmoker's a good one too>>21757103You faggots summoned me for so e reasonKek cry pussyLike I said, soup guy is my favorite poster on this board
>>21754890This is why I like these threads too. OP has a master morality, he will do what he wants and ignore the slaves rattling their chains. God bless OP, you and the slaves.
>>21757132OP is a slave to his desires. he literally can't stop binging on food the point where his teeth are rotting out. he is a weak man.
>>21756847You can see he’s affected by it >>21757035Poor guy.
>>21756619thank you for the blessing, you too>>21756822interesting. eggs pepper and cheese in tomato sauce sounds great >>21756839windsor pickling salt's the healthiest salt you can get. no anti-caking agents, no additives, no pollutants like pink or sea. the only caveat's the coarseness
chicken soup with green lentils kidney beans yellow onion garlic kale zucchini broccoli nori and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of pickling salt cumin paprika olive oil ginger and water. God bless
>>21758098Imagine eating this every day, cereal killer or terrorist in the making
>>21757125You board pariahs do need to stick together. That's the only possible reason you'd support him. He's just as hated as yourself. Face it, you don't think his food looks good. You don't think he's clever or talented. There's really no reason to do this except you also love your "lord" and you see a fellow unpopular poster being constantly attacked. Like OP, you're here for the negative attention. You don't get positive feedback for your posts. You MIGHT if you could take a clear and sharp photo without your fucking car keys in the frame. But you won't do that. You'd rather be infamous than get compliments. You've got a grating personality and you're quick to be a dumbass with your 'kek cry bitch' war cry. This guys is no one's favorite poster. He's just a piñata to beat on because he's fucking asking for it, just like you. How about you borrow dad's Beamer and drive up to B.C. and suck OP's lard-buried wiener and you two can eat soup (from the same one bowl - bring your spoon!) and be gay together.
>>21757132Dude gained 40 lbs in a little over a month from constant sugar and fat parties with small breaks of eating ugly bowls of soup.You're just as stubborn and selective as he is. Just fucking clueless to what's happening. That's all this website is now: people designing and building their own false realities and having other nutty anons supporting it just for fun. There's no morality here. Just declaring that you have faith in some silly old god does not make you a better person.Also, you're replying to a sarcastic post. Did you even read it. He's making fun of OP for just ignoring everyone and thinking like one of those Prader-Willi Syndrome people. Of course autistics like you can't detect subtlety humor. Take everything at stupid face value.
>>21758284Speak for yourself, bitch boy. Gobbless is my favorite poster in years.
>>21758339That's very contrarian and edgy and rebellious to claim, but there's no reason for anyone to believe you.
>>21758344Yeah I get it, you hate everything and nobody could possibly like anything you don't. I'm not here to convince you of anything. God bless.
>>21758347No, there's a lot of stuff I like. And I'm sure there are a lot of things you genuinely, sincerely enjoy. Like supporting some faggot online because you hate that faggot's enemies even more. But don't try to claim you like OP based on any actual merit. Because you don't. We've established why you're doing this; it's a tribal thing. Not about food or anything else. It's all in the last bit of your post there. That's what this all boils down to. Remove 'god' from the thread and you don't have any reason at all to be here. Accept it and move on.
>>21758347he's right. you only "like" OP because you see him as the underdog. but the reality is he's just a pathetic failure of a person and anybody can see that. the only other reason to like these threads is because you're here to laugh at him. which is fine. but don't pretend like OP is some admirable dude. it's see through.
>>21753739This is serious query. OP, how do your poops smell like (after eating this stuff multiple days at a stretch)?
OPhee, please share a pic of your 5c and BlackBerry Z10.
>>21758440You've conflated "how do your poops smell" and "what do they smell like" into "how do they smell like" ESL?
>>21758440pretty bad with the extra garlic and ginger to neutralize the nori. bad but quick. thinking about horseradish, perfect pairing like fake wasabi
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>>21758814>>21758816>>21758818>>21758821>no timestampsHOW DO I KNOW THOSE ARE PICS YOU TOOK?!
>>21758822>>21758821>>21758818This is stupid. You really can't find any better excuse to bump this pathetic thread? God forbid you fucking COOK SOMETHING.
>>21758814>>21758816Sigh. So much sovl. I weep for what we've lost. Small phones, please come back. BlackBerry please retvrn. >>21758818>>21758821Rest well, soldier.
>>21758833Your post in downright rude and distasteful. Please go away before I say something very rash in anger.
>>21758814OP permission to poke around my nose in your business further please; I'm a techlet and a /g/ refugee hence this question; now since the 5c is a goner and the Z10 is there in the picture, with which device did you take the pics?
>>21757592>>21758292>Rattle rattle rattle
>>21759499You can see the iphone's reflection in the blackberry pic, I'd assume the iphone pic was taken with the blackberry
>>21753739I'm assuming this is the share your creation thread? How do I make cream soups where the cream doesn't separate from the broth when I leave the soup alone for a while after serving? Mine does that. Or is that just the nature of cream soups? I looked at MPW's leek and potato soup for reference whether I should put in the cream at the end (like he does) or whether I should've FUCKING BOILED/SIMMERED THE CREAM like the recipe I followed (halfway) from Salt&Lavender suggested. Which one results in a fully combined cream-roux&broth soup that doesn't separate?
>>21753739Gods blessSoups are great for getting the calories in when you don't really want to eat. A bit of meat, a slice of butter, and your carb heavy soup becomes nice and rich and protein heavy
>>21758284I like lentils, sonYou don't even fuckin cook anything but you go around crying about everyone else's threads>without your fucking car keys in the frame. But you won't do that. You'd rather be infamous than get compliments. You've got a grating personalityKek that's literally all on you. You can just not look at the keys. Why are you reading so deeply into a little plastic key?Also, D R E A M A E S T H E T I C Here's one with no keys for ya
>>21760095you are so fucking cringe lmfao
>>21759546is that the sound OP's belt buckle makes as he struggles to close it?
>>21760278You literally use ebonics and can't cook LOLbmaooo0o0o0o
>>21760280It's the sound of OPs spoon in the bowl after he finishes his delectable soup
>>21760095I cook every day. My threads are awesome. My pictures are clear. Your made up nonsense words do not forgive your blurry awful photos. You have NO clue how awkward and embarrassing your offerings to this board are. Or you just don't care. You're probably leaning into it on purpose because you know everyone hates you. Nothing ever changes here. You will continue to post cringe shit you think is impressive and we will continue to question your shitty camera and your silly lifestyle parading your dad's key fobs around acting like you "enjoy the finer things" or whatever it is you think you're exuding. I'd think you could tell from the responses you get that NO ONE here appreciates or respects you. But you aren't even mentally equipped to realize that. Just like OP here. You should join forces so you're both contained to the same thread. lol>the bartender's on break! I'm going to set out my weed shit on this wine bar and take a blurry pic of my fruit punch cocktail. I'm so COOL!You're good for a laugh. And since you don't have any real friends in the real world, you'll never know how silly everyone sees you. No one will sit you down with honesty and help you out.
>>21760322>delectableWhat?
>>21759469thank you for the compliment but smile don't weep. things are getting better and on the ups. i hear iphones gonna drop the notch island altogether in a few years. steve, rest in peace, never would have allowed the ugly chi disrupting notch. he would have forced and revolutionized underscreen camera all the way back for the x. look into unihertz, the jelly for small, jellymax for not super small but still small, titan for blackberry keyboard. or just blackberry world bypass an old one. great hardware great os. calls texts + data still work, light but restricted browsing. runs android 4.2 apk in vm its pretty decent. when this one isn't viable for use i'll probably get a motorola cause you shake them and it turns the flashlight on. >>217594995c. cut a hole for the cam (taped back after) and it powered on had enough low battery to upload pic to download on pc. should clarify the 5c is colloquially dead for me not actually non-functional. it's just not viable for use after the last time it smashed. the smash was so intensive it rains tiny glass shards now, can see some in the picture. any hole they cause in the bag they'll rain out. can't have that in my soups or slops or on the floor. should have thrown it out by now don't have a good reason why i haven't, but i'm glad it served another use to show the phone guy what he wanted to see >>21759835i'm not too familiar with creams in soups but i used to make feta crumble infuse with egg hummus and apple cider vinegar broth for a creamy risotto using minute rice without the arborio. emulsification is key. acidity like vinegar usually helps the oil slice into the broth, but my soup seems to emulsify without the vinegar and tomato so it's either the slight acidity of the onions or garlic helping the oil infuse or the amount of stirring on heat or a combination of both. google says "temper it by gradually whisking a small amount of hot soup into the cold cream before adding the mixture back into the pot. "
>>21759835also your soup looks fuckin tasty who cares if it doesn't emulsify. if it's just you eating it as a man for your daily food, all that should matter's it's delicious and makes you feel good after. >>21759948thank you for the blessing, you too. and amen>>21760095dank chillum>>21760322thank you for the compliment
december 3 2025, God bless
>>21759656Noooticer Supreme.
>>21753929>He's assembling all of his daily vitamin needs or something.Not OP but I totally get this. There are some weeks when I can't be bothered to cook properly, and having some sludge containing all the food groups is a real blessing. Leftovers easily reheated, easily downed with a little salt, hot sauce, and a multivitamin. You can call it what it is, gruel for the divorced dad, but it's still healthier and cheaper than fast food, I know the macros and I see the results in terms of high-quality BMs. (If 4chan were really free we'd have a daily BM thread, iykyk.)>>21754571>i prefer ingredient prep over meal prep.What you posted seems to suggest the opposite, but yes, that's generally correct. Like, rice cooked with beans can disintegrate into gelatinous sludge, whereas rice cooked separately, properly, and mixed with beans before eating is always better. Is that what you're getting at?
>>21760487You DON'T but vinegar in broths! You would never, COULD never make "risotto" out of fucking Minute Rice.You are a disgrace to cooking. Kill yourself.
>>21759835>shreddedgrosscubed or strips is always best
>>21760659I got you, senpai. Hot and fresh, just laid this.
Dude, gross. I don't want to see that.
>>21760659>What you posted seems to suggest the oppositehow so? what i posted was 1 new serving made using prepped and frozen chicken breast, beans soaked 10 hours room temp then frozen flat separate then jarred, zucchini cut frozen separate and jarred in the freezer, bag of bought-frozen kale pieces and broccoli. the garlic is frozen too so it doesn't grow the middle parts but that and the onions i cut up each time right before and that's just cause i need more jars. what i was getting at was having most of or all the ingredients that goes into a soup or slop prepared and ready at all times and just doing one serving soups each time instead of making more than one serving and having multiple meals out of it. sludge part wouldn't be an issue for me it's the just-cooked setup that feels better for the soul, and also there's a bit of a freedom factor. although i end up usually doing similar or the exact same thing, it's by choice and if i wanted to i could have a completely different soup every time instead of being locked in and shackled and chained up to one by force. i'm against slavery in any form, including meal prep
>>21760700you owe me an apology
>>21760700
>>21761214Nice. What do you think the black bits are? They remind me of black bean skins, they come out of my asshole just like that.
