>>21754663
you don't know how caffeine works.

I quit 3 months ago and it turns out it did nothing for me, didn't even have withdrawals. My sleep is better definitely and I don't get a "crash" at 6pm.

It's a stupid psy op.

>>21754663
i drink coffee in the evening while i read before bed it relaxes me. imagine getting filtered by african bean juice. lol

>>21754663
I always get headaches if I go too long without some caffeine

You're just stupid there's no such thing

ha ha loser

No such thing

>>21754732
>>21754743
>>21754744
these anons are slaves of the coffee jews, or indeed coffee jews themselves

>>21754745
I don't drink much coffee. Maybe once a week. No other caffeine either. However, I do sell coffee - many varieties - but only as a 3rd party.

>>21754710
You sound like precisely the one who'd get filtered by the Afrikan bean juice

>>21754732
>>21754743
>>21754744
Imagine being this addicted

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>>21754719
Same, bro. Same.

>>21754710
>>21754670
> Yeah this thoroughly studied addictive stimulant does nothing because.... I don't feel it

>>21754663
Coffee is good, but only the freshly ground home-barrista machine kind. I think the stuff that fucks people up and prompts them to quit is the instant and Niggstlé kind of cancer capsule poison.

>>21754663
I'm also thoroughly addicted to caffeine but seeing as coffee is good for you I plan to just keep doing it until I die.
Energy drink zoomers are in shambles though, enjoy picking the rocks out of your kidneys.

>>21754663
>>21754719
The headaches are the only withdrawal symptoms in my experience and they go away after about 5 days. Drink tea to wean yourself off. That's with coffee though not enerjew drinks.

>>21754771
Adenosinergic up-regulation returns to baseline in a matter of weeks

>>21754663
The holidays are the best time to get off of coffee, since you don't need to go out and work or anything

>AHHHHH MUH CAFFEINE
Reminder that caffeine is literally just a placebo. It does nothing to actually makw you awake. If you don't believe in the effects it'll straight up make you sleepier since it's a sweet warm drink.

>caffeine is literally just a placebo
Prove it
You won't

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>>21754763
>no you
brilliant response

>>21754910
>off of
You should get off ‘of’ English language websites.

>>21754663
You can have black tea if you want to have some caffeine I suppose.
>>21754751
Are you the mushroom coffee guy?

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I'm just gonna be honest, I drink probably two cans of soda a day. Is that enough caffeine to cause you problems or cause withdrawal if you reduce? I ask because I started drinking less for a short health reason (I had mild gastritis and caffeine irritates it) and noticed that I've started sleeping worse while I was changing my intake.

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I don't know if caffeine addiction is real or not, but sugar addiction definitely is.
quitting soda by itself is easy, but the sugar cravings are killer. Start craving sweetened drinks and candy and shit.

>>21755189
>Are you the mushroom coffee guy?
No? I've never heard of him. If he's in the coffee threads then I wouldn't know, as mentioned I don't drink much coffee

>>21755274
it's like 70mg of caffeine, less than a cup of coffee. enough to have an effect but it's not the same as drinking multiple energy drinks or coffees. you may notice a slight change but it shouldn't be that severe to the point where it lasts more than a few days.

did you replace the fluid with something else to make sure you stay hydrated?

>>21755282
>sugar addiction
craving sugar is normal. just replace it with something healthier. fruit, sweet potato, honey, etc. it's not a drug.

>>21755286
It's been about a week now, I don't know if that's more than "a few days".
>did you replace the fluid with something else to make sure you stay hydrated?
I was already drinking tons of water, probably close to 3-4L a day.

>>21755286
>just replace it with something healthier.
I've found that green grapes and oranges are very good for replacing soda. Right mixture of sweetness and zest/sourness and juicy.

>>21755289
if you're unusually sensitive to caffeine it could be up to 2-3 weeks for things to go back to normal completely. caffeine is still in your system for about 36 hours after you stop consuming it so you just have to give it some time.

>>21755293
>green grapes and oranges
yeah those are some of my favorites. strawberries are good too if you can get them actually ripe, and mangoes.

>>21754663
Coffee addiction is not a thing

>>21755327
right, but caffeine addiction is

>>21755016
>American thinks a sentence with perfectly fine grammar is incorrect just because he isn't familiar with the wording
Many such cases

>what do you mean coffee is addictive
>burnt bitter sludge is an acquired taste
>i can quit whenever i want
>but man those headaches if i don't drink at least one per day
>you know what it's actually good for you even though it has zero nutritional value
duuude

>>21755342
i think a lot of people are just becoming paranoid about everyone being some kind of ESL foreigner after seeing proof that a lot of people online are actually from another country pretending to be american and that they probably fell for it

>>21755352
my dad said it puts hair on your chest
15 years later i still drink a quart a day
i do have a hairy chjest theough, coinicidence?

>>21754771
Yes anon do you think those studies show "100% of people will experience withdrawals". Some people don't even get hangovers anon, you're being annoying

>>21755283
Some guy made a thread a while ago about what logo he should use for his mushroom coffee brand. come to think of it, it might have been on /wsr/ lol
>>21755354
I heard something about that too but internet forums have always been filled with ESL's. Do Anglo's get a weird sense of superiority from hating on us? :/
>>21755371
I watched an interview with Yngwee Malmsteen once where he claimed he has never had a single headache in his entire life.

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>>21755384
>I heard something about that too but internet forums have always been filled with ESL's. Do Anglo's get a weird sense of superiority from hating on us? :/
I think most people don't care as long as you're not acting retarded and you make an effort to communicate properly. Some people might complain but they would probably complain about anything you do.

It's gotten worse after X added user location data. Since that happened I've been accused of being Indian multiple times in innocuous posts despite being a white American which never happened before. It's making people paranoid and wanting to block other countries because they're tired of it. But I think they just need to realize trusting people online that you don't know is a dumb idea and especially letting them rile you up.

I never crave it but if I go more than about 14 hours without caffeine I'll get a nasty headache that even more caffeine doesn't fix.
Strangely the headache is about the same whether I'm on a several black coffees per day schedule, or on a one bag of black tea per day schedule.

honestly the withdrawls are worse than the side effects if you keep consumption light
just stop drinking it past 2pm or something
i dont even know if its waking me up but it does help me shit in the morning so I don't care

>>21754663
>B1 deficit

Carbs and alcohol also strip it. If you get back on the wagon, limit yourself to 6-8oz cup, once a day.

>>21754663
Do you sleep better?

Going a week without caffeine was hell

>>21754771
>>21754710
People with ADHD and autism are proven to be differently affected by caffeine. What's confusing to me is why those people think normal people are like them. We're not like you, we're normal.

>>21755331
Nah

>33 years old
>have never drank coffee in my life
>don’t drink anything with any caffeine, no coffee obviously, no tea, sodas, energy drinks, etc.
>able to make it through 16 hours in the day without it for my entire life
>but unfortunately I ended up being a completely worthless loser
I don’t know if there’s a correlation between being caffeine-free and ending up as pathetic and useless as I have, especially when all the successful and normal people in society drink coffee every morning

>>21755384
my dad drinks like a half bottle of liquor a day and he doesn't get headaches but if I get even slightly dehydrated I'll get a debilitating migraine

>>21755730
right, but yeah

>>21754670
i want to do this but sippin coffee and crankin cigs to music feels too good

>>21754710
kek i never drank coffee all my life, picked it up in my 30s and i have such low tolerance that if i drink an expresso at around noon, it interferes with my nightly sleeps. had to switch to decaf for my second cuppa

>>21754719
>>21754769
>>21754779
My aches are on the first day then I'm in the clear after. Depending on how much I consume, if I stand, I'll vomit, possibly multiple times, but once I flush I'm clean and good. Most people aren't like this I don't think but if I don't drink coffee sometime the night before I'll wake up ill. I'm sad so it provides relief without having to do anything stupid myself.

>>21754663
>pretending caffeine has addiction pangs
Bait so stupid it loops right back around to being effective.
>>21754914
Retard. It's an antagonist to adenosine, the neurotransmitter that makes you feel tired/sleepy.

Good luck. I didn't eat today and had three fucking monsters. I feel my pulse and my left eye is throbbing. I think this might be it.

>>21754667
tell me please, super smart redditor

>>21755554
no i just lie and wait for a morning coffee and have super headaches

>>21755860
fellow total loser here
at least you're not weak willed coffee drone
cheers bro

>>21755696
I get sleepy from caffeine I have pretty bad ADD which is not a disorder and is like the opposite of autism. I also get relaxed from snorting amphetamines kind of.
>>21755877
I love drinking but I do get bad hangovers I actually have a mild headache 24/7 after catching a viral infection years ago rofl

>>21755352
About 100mg is generally entirely beneficial though, most people are genuinely "addicted" (or physically dependent on that baseline once they start though)

>>21754663
Caffeine withdrawal is awful.

Make sure you drink plenty of water my friend.

>>21755274
If you’re drinking two cans of soda a day, you’re likely to have bigger problems than caffiene

>>21755696
imagine being autistic, you think differently, how do you know youre different?
this isnt like being born with blue hair or a third arm
if youre a high functioning autist, most people just think youre a bit eccentric and not a full blown autist, (this is what it is like in my expirience)
so when you see other people you think they are just like you, because why wouldnt they be, they arent different from you in any way
and it isnt like sociopaths/psychopaths where everybody talks about emotions you dont have which tell them they are different
there is no definite tell that separates you from other normal people, the difference only shows itself with brain scans and personality quirks
which is why i ask you, how do you know youre normal and that you dont have some unknown autism/adhd-like disorder that will be discovered in the future? DO you know that you think just like everybody around you and HOW do you know?

hey lad at least if you were 20 years addicted to alcohol you might not even be able to have made this post

>>21756528
Sadly I live another day.

>>21757183
>how do you know youre normal and that you dont have some unknown autism/adhd-like disorder that will be discovered in the future?
I'm over 30 and have a pretty stable life by now. Always had friends and gfs growing up, never had trouble in school or focusing at work.
> DO you know that you think just like everybody around you and HOW do you know?
Normal people think differently from one another. It's ADHD and autistic people that think the same way in their respective groups, which is why these are diagnosable conditions.

>>21755484
>but it does help me shit in the morning so I don't care
for me it stopped having that effect after a few years of regular drinking, now it has no side effects only withdrawals

>>21755860
>all the successful and normal people in society drink coffee every morning
without fail every job i have had the caffeine addicts are the highest performers, if you see a guy who has different cup of coffee or can of monster in hand every 2 hours all day you know he's The Man in the shop

>>21755696
Autist here. Apart from the morning where having my cuppa is an enjoyable routine that I absolutely refuse to skip, caffeine puts me to sleep (or has no noticeable effect) at any other time of the day. The amount of times I've snoozed in the afternoon after having a coffee.

>>21754663
what an idiot y would u give up soemthin good like this

its like the idiots that stop smokin weed

like what r u doin bro??? do u like livin or do u like being a retart??

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>>21755426
uh oh how long does that go back? I changed a .."problematic" very old account to my name some years ago :(

>>21756989
>About 100mg is generally entirely beneficial though
No it is not, you're making a bold claim you can't even prove.
There's currently no RCTs that can establish a causal effect to health benefits from coffee consumption.

>>21758924
The source is that I made it up

>>21754663
I stopped drinking soda and energy drinks earlier this year, water only.
It wasn't easy the first few weeks, not in a "I must have some" sense, more a "god this is bland I need something with flavor" sense, but it got easier. Soda water helped, at least it has fizz.

>>21756221
>crankin cigs
gross

>>21755352
>burnt bitter sludge
folgers is not the only coffee in existence, anon. The coffee I drink is like a reddish transluscent tea

>>21758487
i feel sorry for this guy's organs

>>21759349
This. Try to find lemon flavored sparkling water. Shits almost like a Sprite.

>>21759356
def gross but I still be blastin heaters on the reg. Gotta quit before I get too old though or it's gonna be for sure how I die

Do you guys like l-theanine

>>21759714
Wikipedia says it's naturally present in tea.
I drink a lot of black tea and never felt more relaxed after drinking it, but I can drink it before bed and still sleep soundly. I can't do that with coffee.

Caffeine really is such a goy trap

>>21754663
I went multiple years with no caffeine after doctors said doing so would help my headaches, nothing changed other than a week of being really tired and then just being a bit less awake feeling after that but it didn't do anything for my headaches. Now I just have some coffee and tea here and there as opposed to the three to five pots of coffee a day I was having before.
>>21756842
>I have pretty bad ADD which is not a disorder
>ADD
>Attention Deficit Disorder
>not a disorder
It's in the name. Sure it's not an actual diagnosis anymore, instead just being ADHD (Attention-deficient/hyperactivity disorder) as the updated name for the diagnosis, but that doesn't remove the disorder part.

>>21754670
This. I just got caffeine from diet coke mostly. It hasn't changed my life what so ever not consuming it.

>>21754663
>Day 3 without caffeine after being addicted for 20 years

I only survived 5 months without caffeine. And it was hard.

>>21754663
two more months and you'll be back to normal anon.

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>>21755384
>internet forums have always been filled with ESL's
No they really weren't brown boy

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>>21754667
>african bean juice.