>Oh yeah, that happened.
>>21755044>doctors: you shouldn't eat ultra processed food>the same doctors claim this garbage is healthy
Everyone claimed this shit tasted the same and had the same texture.One time I had a coupon for a free impossible Whopper and it smelled like ass and had a disgusting course texture and shitty taste and I lost all interest in fake meat.
>>21755090There are a lot of doctors. Also you really think any doctor talking to the media is just doing it out of authority or that medicine isn't still a bit of an art. It's not like there's one drug for every problem, you have ADHD, there are like 6 different amphetamine salt mixes to choose from and it's a psychiatrist's job to figure out what staring drug will help Johnny Jumparound stare. There's a bit of art in nuance.
>>21755096Impossible and beyond aren't the same brands.Also impossible is the best "fake meat" brand, so don't ever try beyond if you hated it.
>>21755044The main problem with these products is that they were made under the assumption that what Vegans really wanted was something that tasted like meat. The ultimate flaw of all these venture capital types, if vegans wanted to eat a cheeseburger so bad they'd just not be vegan. They're not like "Thanks to this Soy Cheese and Beyond Patty I too can enjoy the sheer ecstasy of putting a double cheeseburger in my mouth"
>>21755044>has more saturated fat than lean ground beef while having less micronutrients and protein
>>21755107The mistake was trying to get into a market with low profit margins and an established supply chain that doesn't changeAll they had to offer was novelty
>>21755107Most vegans/vegetarians aren't doing it because they dislike the way meat tastes. A lot of them say they like the way it tastes and want an alternative.It just tastes bad. It's mushy. It's expensive. Beyond is probably better than Impossible at least, Impossible adds yeast and vitamins which makes it taste like shit. It's trying to fill a demand but it's not a good product to do so.
>>21755103>Also impossible is the best "fake meat" brandNo it isn't. The best, LightLife, as inexplicably discontinued. All the others have an off texture or aftertaste, including Impossishit and Beyond Turder.>>21755241>It's expensiveYeah, unless you catch s ridiculously good sale. Bro, at the beginning of November, a local supermarket put everything in their freezers on discount to make way for the turkeys. Beyond Burgers were already cheap there, a dollar per two pack, but with the discount, they were 80¢. I don't fucks with game meat but for that price? You can bet your Granny's fanny I stocked up. We've got insufferable–I mean vegan–friends so it's good to have them around for a cookout, I think. >>21755100Nine out of ten doctors diagnose you as a faggot.
>>21755258>game meat Fake meat, rather.
>>21755044Halloumi burgers are like 20x better than this shit if you want to eat vegetarian. Feel sorry for the vegans though they're shit outta luck. Maybe seitan burgers are good idk
>>21755241>It just tastes bad. It's mushy. It's expensive. Beyond is probably better than Impossible at least, Impossible adds yeast and vitamins which makes it taste like shit. It's trying to fill a demand but it's not a good product to do so.I like how both beyond and impossible burger takes. i used to add mustard , and gouda to my sandwhiches.
>>21755304>I like how both beyond and impossible burger takes.I don't mind it once in a while, in a sandwich with a bunch of other things it doesn't taste too bad at first. But if I keep eating it regularly I just start detecting more of the off flavors and get sick of it.
How come every one of these threads is made by triggered meat slurpers?
why did this shit go up like 50% today
>>21755312I think i had it maybe every few weeks or a few times a month
>>21755044>>21755090>>21755096>>21755107>>21755241most vegans or vegetarians would rather have a veggie/black bean burger than this frankenslop.
>>21755376No, Diane. That's not true and you know it. At least 80% of these indoctrinated militant cuckolds want fake meat.
>>21755382i'd only want it as occasional junk food. for regular eating i'd rather have a bean burrito or hummus or chickpea/lentil curry.
>>21755090kek so fucking truegood lad
>>21755044vee vill bee bachhttps://rumble.com/vsoeqw-the-most-gay-future.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_v
I still like them. They come out better with the air fryer.>>21755376Man, miss the chipotle black bean burgers so much. Made my own the other day and they were decent but not the same.
>>21755272>Maybe seitan burgers are good idkBetter to make a vegan chick'n fillet burger/chick'n sandwich. The seitan striations can mimic the muscle fibers of chicken fillets pretty well and you can make the seitan dough with a can of pureed beans for the mixture to make it a complete protein.The problem with making a seitan burger Is that the texture will never be quite right.
>>21755385>you<Not most meat-dodgers. You're being purposefully delusional as you don't want to be associated with the particular sect of subhumans who share your proclivities. Back in the day, a veggie burger would be one that you described. Try and find one sold commercially now. No. It's all fake meat. Fake beef, fake chicken, fake sausages and do forth. You're a massive fucking faggot for pretending otherwise. Twat.
>>21755044>made from peopleno.
>>21755415>u< mad
>>21755459I'm guessing your cockcage is turquoise
>>21755464stop thinking about my penis
>>21755090Compared to what it is replacing. Yes it is healthy. Directly replacing ground beef with OP's picture has been shown to improve health outcomes. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32780794/>Among generally healthy adults, contrasting Plant with Animal intake, while keeping all other dietary components similar, the Plant products improved several cardiovascular disease risk factor
>>21755107You're retarded. Meat replacements are a huge market and half of vegan content online is about which brands make the best fake meat/cheese/milk/cream etc.
>>21755241>It's expensive.The only reason it's expensive compared to beef is because the beef industry is heavily subsidized by the government. Uncle Sam needs those burger sales to stay nice and high.
>>21755044I would eat this if it wasn't so expensive, it costs 6x more then a regular meat patty.
>>21758599what kind of stray dog/roadkill mince are you buying for it to be that cheap buddy
>>21755107You are dumb. All vegans that are actually real life vegans and not retard youtube scammers grew up loving the taste of meat.
