Guess what Im about to cook :)
Eggs
Egg fried rice obviously
>>21755335... You're telling me an egg fried that rice?
>>21755316I like to add a bit of fish sauce and a splash of sesame oil too
>>21755316>Guessnotell menow
>>21755316You are going to make something so nasty and poorly made that only an Australian would recognize it as food
It that's flour on the left I'd guess okonomiyaki
I don’t see any rice, so I guess you won’t be cooking those eggs.
>posted over a day agoguess OP died
>>21755316WHAT IS IT?
>>21755316>pic unrelated Meth
>>21755316Omelette du fromage with Asian sauces> captcha at8DD
I'm mildly concerned about what appears to be a miniature trash can behind the sauces
>>21757784Compost bin
>>21757784Goon bin.
>>21756114It’s obviously salt.
No matter how much OP tries to coax or convince you into believing this is salt, well, it fucking ain't! I knew from a mere glance that they is pure fucking MSG.
>>21755316Dragon dildos!
>>21755316probably not fried rice because it's weird to put carrots in that but then again westoids fuck up asian dishes all the time so i could be wrong
>>21757784its for compost you fucking retard
>>21758461its probably not, but even if it were im sure you have some non-schizo reason for detesting MSG right? you dont
>>21758505It acts as a catalyst for gall bladder cancer.
>>21758597are you sure youre not just retarded enough to mix up MSG (monosodium glutamate) and MSG (multiseptate gallbladder)?if not, feel free to provide other evidence. you wont, because that doesnt exist
>>21758498Don't use that word on 4channel please. My wife's son with special needs browses this forum and he doesn't need to such vulgarity.
Two things OP is cooking are his brain and testicles. Can you say "microplastics?" I thought you can.Ditch the plastic cutting board, anon. Your balls will thank you.
