Do you love it or do you hate it?
Love it. Now fuck off
>>21755466Sorry.
>>21755463Love it, I add a teaspon to any savoury sauce I make since it's basically MSG.
storytime about how marmite ended a relationship used to date this girl whose parents were from Europe and she made this big deal about how gross it was and her dad loved it etc.I finally try some on toast and say I liked it, she doesn't believe me so I eat a little moreshe gets upset and says I'm just trying to impress her dadi get angry because im just giving her my honest opinionwe break up two months laterill still eat marmite once in a blue moon but it always reminds me of that bitch
>>21756627bitches be trippin
>>21756627Was she eating it wrong?
>>21755463I hated it. I'm open to enjoying it but smearing it on buttered toast and on plain toast was foul and bitter and salty and I didn't understand what anyone could possibly enjoy about it. I tried a small amount and I tried more. Maybe I need to mix it with something or try it another way. Maybe it's an acquired taste, like so many foreign oddities that the locals grew up loving but really divides newcomers and outsiders. I tried brewer's yeast on popcorn and that shit tasted like nachos or mac and cheese powder. It was really good. So I'm not averse to that kind of stuff I guess, the Marmite was just too much. Like burned worcestershire paste or something. Almost astringent in my mouth. I want to appreciate stuff like that, but I can't imagine choking enough of it down to learn to love it.
I like to eat my Marmite toast with licorice bits sprinkled on top, such delicious flavors combined
>>21756634she said she tried it a few times as a kid and nearly puked from it and never tried it since>>21756630i realize now she just wanted some kind of united front against her dad because she wa turning into an americanized turbo sluthe wasn't even a bad dude, old school British gentleman, super polite
>>21755463It’s not bad. Definitely has a stronger flavour than its cuckold cousin, Vegemite.
>>21755463Love love love. A heaped teaspoon in a mug of boiling water and a tsp butter is a goat beverage, btw. Completely mogs beef tea.
It's ok, just tastes like an off-brand vegemite that they added a load of sugar to appeal to the simplistic tastes of a low-income, uncultured demographic.
>>21757230It has barely any sugar
>>21757230>simplistic tastes of a low-income, uncultured demographic.You mean Americans?
>>21757389R-tardAlways wanted to try making marmite chicken
>>21757389He's referring to people from the Anglosphere, obviously; the target audience.
>>21755463Its an inferior Vegemite, and Marmite-fags are so divided that they still cant decide whether Kiwi Marmite or Britbong Marmite is the better one.
>>21755463UK Marmite <<<<<<<< Vegemite < Promite = NZ Marmite
>>21755463Love it.
>>21758518Pipe too packed youre going to spill some flakes
>>21755463Back in school someone gave me 10 bucks to eat a vegemite sandwich. Its was the hardest 10 bucks Ive ever earned.
>>21755463I prefer the Aldi own brand.
>>21759256Tito from rocket power would be offended
>>21756635to me it tastes like the burnt part cheese when a little leaks out of your grilled cheese into the pan and i love it. if you dont like it on toast one of the best uses for it in cooking is adding an umami salt kick to your sauces if you stir in a bit
