People mocked him for this, but you know what? Never once in my life have I been halfway through a bowl of cornflakes, and then I've suddenly felt the need to stop to jerkoff
>>21755845If you deny yourself pleasure at the breakfast table, you'll find yourself seeking it elsewhere. Kellogg knew what he was doing.
>>21755864I will say this: Corn Flakes are pretty delicious in ice cold milk.
Truly a movie like no other. I still fire up my VHS of it every couple of years. I love when he's talking about his "gigantic" stool which doesn't stink.
>>21755845most people don't jerk off in the middle of breakfast irregardless of what they eat
>>21755921Wrong
>>21755921I am more of a cheeky jerk in the office bathroom after lunch kinda guy
It wasn't made specifically to numb the libido. No fap was a particularly common religious virtue among early seventh day adventists like the Kelloggs. There were other cults in that specific part of Michigan where they all originated from.For them, bland food = no fap.
It would be better to release your frustrations through fine food and a satisfying stomach. A life of strict abstinence often produces monsters.
>>21755845Based. Now they've created keto to give you ED so that you CAN'T masturbate.
>>21755942>bland food = no fap.That explains a lot about white people cooking
>>21755845"jerkoff" is a noun; you mean "jerk off".
>>21755845Cornflakes are pretty good but i actually like them soggy. Not a lot of people are like me, most people prefer them still crispyI wish I had a girlfriend who'd blow me while i eat cornflakes at the tableAny of you watched yosuga no sora?
>>21755904https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcdngkuPi9wweird kinda over-done desu
>>21755845congrats on being a eunuch
>>21755921>irregardlessYou are fucking retarded.
>>21756502>white people cookingy-y you do realize the number, never mind
>>21755845I hate cornflakes.
corn flakes only work if you give yourself daily yogurt enemas like Kellogg did.
>>21755845FAKE! it's a true fact mixed with bullshit, Kellogg said that about GRANOLA, not corn flakes, it was Kellogg's brother the one who marketed corn flakes and he didn't give a fuck about masturbation, just making money with his cereal. this is one of those fact that get degraded because of tv, like how people think male lions don't hunt.
>>21755921they don't?
>>21756746ROFL
>>21756502>excessive spice = public masturbation and rapeThat explains a lot about indian cooking
>>21756841Dude, FUCK OFF back to /pol/ with that. You can't bring that shit in here.
>>21756848stop derailing the conversation /pol/tard
>>21756852lol, we seem to be on the same side here. You're not very bright.
Yeah, I don't want to read about jews and baby cocks on /ck/ either
>>21756848Sorry. jeez. anyway has anyone itt ever tried grape nuts and actually liked them? I'm thinking about buying them.
>>21756881my dad supposedly liked them but it's like eating a bowl of fucking gravel
This just adds lore to frosted flakes
>>21756881Love me grape nuts, don't eat cereal much anymore though.
>>21757039>they're grrrrr- uh, oh yeah -rreat
>>21756863>derail conversation by cryjng /pol/>get called out>"w-we're on the s-s-same s-side!"fuck off>>>/pol/
>>21755845I don't need cornflakes to not jack off. I haven't done it in like a year at this point. My mind is clearer than ever, feels amazing.
>>21755864>>21755899plain cornflakes are awesome.
>>21756613Learn English, grandpa
>>21755845Cornflakes were invented by John "Corn" Flakes when he accidentally dropped a vat of corn kernels into his ember activated masturbating device and popped them into a bowl of milk
>>21755942It's weird how Michigan is basically like a fantasy video game setting. Big uniquely patterned city, lots of random small towns that are inexplicably good at something (Muskegon and bowling, Grand Rapids and being evil), a cult that's taken over society that also has its own private army, weird elixirs, specific types of women.
corn flakes are packed with salt and sugar.They are garbageThe only acceptable cereal commonly bought is shredded wheat.Sweeten it with aspartame.
>>21757552>corn flakes are packed with salt and sugar.so are you, what's your point?
>>21757454I imagine if you click on that link you'll find the lovely little word "proscribed" nearby that definition.
>>21755845I like to play eroge while eating cereal to get a little extra reading time in, and so I'm sure at some point in my life I have actually jorked it mid-flakes before.Kellogg can take away my foreskin, but he can never take away my spirit.
>>21755845
>Graham crackers were created by Sylvester Graham, a 19th-century minister who believed a bland, vegetarian diet would suppress "carnal desire" and stop masturbation. I wonder how many other common foods were designed to stop all you wankers
>>21755845Kellogg was also a eugenicist, racist, nutjob.
>>21757454not a word, retard.
>>21755845>Never once in my life have I been halfway through a bowl of cornflakes, and then I've suddenly felt the need to stop to jerkoffCould you try it and report back? Maybe it’s awesome
>>21757327Are you serious? The conversation was derailed when someone FROM /pol/ started in about jews and baby dicks. I told them to leave. Because I'm from HERE and do NOT wan't /pol/ here. Are you following?And then you told ME to go back to /pol/ and stop derailing the conversation. That made no sense. That's not what "calling someone out" is. And now you're back doubling down and painting me as someone who stutters? What the fuck is your deal? It would seem to me that neither of us wanted /pol/ shit here "derailing" the conversation from cereal. So all of your posts at me have been misdirected. Of course there's the chance you're baiting, in which case you're going to hit me with a third one. Because that's just the level of maturity we can expect here. Adults acting like really dumb kids. >>21758297Well then, no wonder these idiots took a shine to him. That and he can be their "no nut Nov" mascot or something.
>>21755928
>>21758425>all that /pol/ nonsensedidn't read, fuck off>>>/pol/
