It really sucks being a New Yorker and interacting with in-laws from flyoverville. Cause they always want you to try their shitty ass ‘za while declaring that’s it’s just as good as NYC pizza. And then you fucking see the pizza that costs just as much while being 2/3rds the diameter and half the height.
why did you think anyone would care about anything you just said
>>21756106At least they don't say "'za". Only pathetic cunts sat that.
>>21756110Well you responded so
>>21756106Bot post
You seriously just pulled the image from the Wikipedia page for Altoona pizza, saved it to your iPhone, and shat it into a 4chan thread without changing the EXIF data so it shows the right way up, to accompany your pointless ragebait thread
>>21756106just wave some rat piss and homeless fecal matter under your nose while you eat it and it will taste just like ny pizza
>>21756106>t. just moved in from OhioListen here asshole:
there's some ok cracker crust and sicilian/detroit style places through the midwest but I wouldn't put it over eastcoast pizza.
>>21756106>2025>still sideways postingᵤ ₛ ₑ ₗ ₑ ₛ ₛF ᵤ C ₖ ᵢ ₙ Gₙ ₑ W F ₐ G
>>21756106>It really sucks being a New YorkerYeah I moved away once I finished college
I know this is a bait thread, but legitimately most pizza places in NYC serve school cafeteria tier pizza. NYC pizza is not special or unique, just like breakfast sandwiches at the bodega are not special or unique. New Yorkers just need to lie to themselves constantly to cope with living in a actual rat infested shithole.
>>21756106>It really sucks being a New YorkerI stopped reading here because nothing that could possibly follow needed to be said.
dolla slice
>>21756702>breakfast sandwiches at the bodega are not special or uniqueShut your whore mouth!
>>21756106What is this slop? I'm genuinely curious
>>21756702True9/11 was best thing that happened to new york
>>21756702yeah bro tru and to all other flyovers pls never come here it sucks so bad just dont visit thx
>>21756106>NYC pizza
>>21756106I hope you're the next one lit on fire on a subway
>>21756106>imagine some jew yorker typing this out loud in his garbage "ayo" accent while bragging about Big Paulie's Cuck Shack Peezuh Joint off of 33rd and Broadway like the rest of us give a shit>suddenly remember two entire buildings full of jew yorkers going down in flames>mfw
>>21756106>It really sucks being a New Yorkercould've just stopped there, everyone already knows you do
>>21758825>flyover seething
>>21756106The only reason NYC isn't flyoverville is because planes stop directly at your skyscrapers.
>>21758847Or there's something worthwhile ramming a plane in you stupid hick, imagine terrorists crashing a plane in the water tower from Buttfuck, Nowhere
>>21758866They wouldn't do that because the long nose tribe isn't allowed there.
>>21758521I wouldn’t tempt fate like that, anon. I don’t think you realize to what degree tourism keeps your shithole solvent.
Only cultivated coasties can be trusted to make it right.COME TO PROVIDENCE
>>21759315You wanna live like a god? Come live in the streets of Providence!
>>21758521>visit NYC>wow such great energy here!>novelty wears off in a week>never go back
