>Totino's ULTIMATE>It's literally just how our regular "party pizzas" used to be 20 years ago but now marked up at double price>Oh, and we still sell our regular "party pizzas" but we made them even skimpier than before so the ULTIMATE looks better>It's still a shitty rectangle because fuck youIt's a hell of a goy slave life, ain't it?
I had Totino's for the first time the week before Thanksgiving because they were selling boxes of four pizzas for $1.47 each. It was awful. We gave two to a neighbor because she inexplicably wouldn't take the third so it's sitting in the freezer, doing its best impression of you: untouched, unloved and forever alone.I'm shocked anyone would ever actually eat that garbage even at 37¢ per pizza, nevermind full price. It's truly disgusting.
>>21760467You didn't have a real childhood, zoomie. You were raised by an iPad.
>>21760470No, it's that my parents weren't trailer trash so I didn't eat trailer trash food growing up. And I'm much older than the iPad and likely much older than you, as well.Sorry to hear about your impoverished upbringing, btw.
>>21760462Yeah, and? Totino's has always been a marker for current inflation rates. I had an econ professor who said watch the price of a Totino's pizza and it will tell you about the cost of consumer goods. I think he was joking at the time, but he wasn't wrong in the end. I mean shit, when I was in college around 2010, the Totinos pizza was like, 97 cents? Then by the time I left it was at $1.24, then $1.50. Now? I think it's sitting at Walmart at 1.97, 2.39 if I buy at a Kroger store. I imagine it's been shrinkflationed to fucking hell so the amount of dough and cheese and shit is probably half of what it was back in the day.>>21760521Don't feel too bad anon. I didn't have Ramen noodles until I was maybe 14 years old. My mother shielded us from them, I saw them online in a forum and I thought it was some sort of "exotic" Asian food. She told me it's what poor people eat. Jokes on her I make a killer Tonkotsu or a curry ramen. I had my fair share of Totino's pizzas though. My mom wasn't over being lazy on some nights lol.
>>21760521>erudite upbringing>boomer>still spends time shitposting on 4chan.orgholy BASED
>>21760536You don't know what erudite means.>>21760534Funny you mention ramen/tonkotsu and lazy mothers; my mom's lazy dinner when she has to feed us kids and the housekeeper was gone for the night was a curry-style capcay with fishballs. I still do it from time to time, but as straight capcay rather than curried.It's quick, easy, filling and nutritious.
>>21760462Can’t to try these out. The Totinos Party Pizza is my favorite frozen pizza
These are far superior.
>>21760462When i was in college early 2000's they had a cheeseburger pizza & they came in a box for like $0.80 or something. What a time to be alive.
bring it back you cowardswhat I miss most is just them being rounder and thinner. the square are too thick
>>21760462These things gave me a cloudy window into my childhood. They brought back the crisp crust and the cheese now sort of halfway melts instead of just turning into a shell. But the sauce and pepperonis still have no flavor, they use shitty discs instead of the little cubes that would crisp up. Also like the OP pointed out they aren't circular anymore which is just soulless. Still they are as close as they will probably ever get to the real thing and it made me feel nostalgic for a moment.
