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When my neighbor cooks it smells really good, would it be a bad idea to knock on her door and ask for some?
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yes
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>>21760647
>When my neighbor cooks it smells really good, would it be a bad idea to knock on her door
No.
>and ask for some?
Yes.
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You can subtly hint at this in conversation by saying something like, "I often smell delicious cooking coming from your house," and wait for the right opportunity.
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>>21760647
might be a little too up front unless you have an established rapport. I would wait until you see her in passing and mention you like the smell of her cooking, without directly asking for food
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>>21760647
offer her cash for a dinner.
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>>21760647
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>>21760691
Do not do this
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no don't knock on her door. don't speak to her. just stare at her whenever you see her.
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>>21760718
this but also stare at her even when you don't see her
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>>21760647
You should hand her a love letter and run away before she can read it or ask what is it
Girls dig that shit
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knock on his back door and then enter from the front door and steal all his food or the entire pot
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>He so there's this smell coming from your apartment and I was wondering if I could put it in my mouth.
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>>21760647
>knock on her door
>she answers
>"hi. i'm <your name here>, i live next door."
><her response here> (this is the part where the incels fuck up. they forget that she's gonna speak, too.)
>"nice to meet you. i just wanted to let you know that i always smell your cooking and it always smells wonderful."
>"oh, thank you <your name here>. would you like to try some?"
and that is how you get pussy.
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It is so easy to walk in on people's homes. I am not sure if people actually put cameras in their house.(hope not that's creepy) In the 90s I had friends and people who just kept the sliding glass doors in the rear open all the time. I snuck in so many times and took the then new frozen snickers ice cream bars and listened to them have dinner. Funny how subservient your friends act when it's just them and their family.

Just sneak in and get some but observe them for a few days first.



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