Erm, I paid extra for your female colleague to spit in it.
>>21767086The suffering adds taste.
>>21767091>not paying for the extra pissNGMI confirmed
>>21767086Is that an ice cocktail with extra ice and ice on the sides and lettuce on top being thrust in my face by a bartender that wont make eye contact!? Waow
>>21767098I'm not a weirdo.
>>21767098>>21767105
>>21767086Am I the only one who thought that was a robot
>>21767096>>21767104kek
>>21767086Thanks now funnel it into my ass my good man
>>21767117me on the right bottom :-))
>>21767169yep
>>21767086This is the only bartender for me. Based Chrishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJV-O1e10z8
>>21767091I doubt she has as full red lips as he has
>>21767570thanks for sharing this
>>21767086erm... I asked for no ice...
>>21768047>he thinks thats ice.
>>21768047>sorry no substitute>i can get you a plain water instead?
>>21767086I prefer the drink where he randomly tosses some blue flames on the counter
How much for him to serve his hand in the cocktail?
>>21767086damn, ice, with ice and ice? Just what I wanted!
>>21767086m8 I ordered a beer
>>21767086>>makes a big fucking mess>>apology bows to the shit he just did
>>21767104My thought too. Just water, extra cold water, some water and lettuce added, then more cold water and leafs. Wtf is that drink?
>>21767086I love how serious japanese people are about their cringe autistic bullshit
>>21767278Kek nice
>>21767086After the 50th or so almost similar short of his it somehow became less exciting
>>21770997For me it's cutting a cube of ice into a slightly smaller cube of ice for literally no reason
>>21767086where?
>>21767246>One Shirley Crample, comin' right up!
anyone got the rum martinez video?
>>21767543Sean Connery lookin' svelte
>>21774724
That will be 55 chingchong plus tippu
Dang his jacket is dirty AF
>>21767086you spelled twink wrong
>>21767086So faggoty. I want a real drink.
>>21775175now we're fuckin' talking. grog, fruit, fizz and ice. simple as. none of this pretentious shame cocktail bullshit.
>>21775177All a man needs.
>>21767086I'll take a handjob please
>that one time he almost burned his hair off
>>21775240KEK
>>21775122thanks
>>21767086but I just wanted a gin and tonic...
When I was working in Africa we used to drink the palm wine random Africans made in Jerry cans and we liked it. Stop whining and let this jap cook.
>>21767117classic
>>21767086This is no different than the pajeets who puts their dirty fucking hands all over your food. The only difference is>shit stained food :|>shit stained food japan :0
>>21767086BEER
>>21775723It doesn't apply here cause this Jap is a bartender autist who definitely sterilizes his hands before doing any of his fancy work, he's not a jeet who just wiped his ass with his hand after taking a dump next to his stall and then stuck it into a cocktail pitcher to stir it around before pouring you a drink.
>>21775122Wat
>>21775736You dont know that. He couldve been picking his nose, scratching his ass, or fixing his dick inside his pants. If his skin was 2 shades darker, you would all be saying the same thing. The only way to be sure is to keep yout fuckings hands out of my drink.
>>21775185Those aren't oranges, didn't watch
>>21775742The guy has most of the bars attention at all times so that is very unlikely, Japanese people are way more diligent and don't have much of a dick to fix.Stop inventing scenarios to get angry at phoneshitter
street bartenders are wayyy more underrated
>>21776859He probably has a nice dick.
>>21776859downright peculiar...
>>21776859sexterrible shake though, may as well have just stirred it you damn lazy nigga
>>21775194With or without the fork?Def nice arm strength and speed tho.
>>21767086kinda made a mess, maybe if he opened his eyes, he could see what he was doing
>>21775175where's my lid and bendy straw i gotta take this one on the road
>>21775138Embarrassing
>>21775122
>>21767086What am I supposed to do with the ice on the glass?
>>21767086oh I would bow and receive it with two hands and bow again and say Thank you mr. arigato
cocktails are such meme shit
>>21780125They're popular again for some reason. I refuse to pay over 10$ for one drink
>>21767570Thanks a lot. Guy obviously knows his shit.
>>21767086did this asshat just slap my lettuce?
>>21780125>>21780140A good cocktail while at a classy hotel or bar is a treat, not your everyday booze to get drunk
>>21767086no tip for this retard
>>21778375Hey, I've read that manga
>>21781431It has two sequels, an anime and a TV show as well
