What do you wish to devour that you haven't devoured yet?
>>21767963Is that a cool ancient cyclops painting? To answer the question, ostrich egg.
>>21767963Anons will probably be mean about my answer.I want to go to Japan and eat real wagyu at one of their high-end steakhouses. The ones where each bite is individually cooked.
>>21767963Dinosaur
>>21767963Your dads anus.
>>21767979okay but you better mean that in a true devourer way and not some gay way
>>21767963I've wanted to try a century egg for the longest time.
>>21768003Ohh that's a good one. >>21767976Nah, that's a good one too. I thought of another, I really want to try fried tarantula. I just imagine it like soft shell crab and I want to know
>>21767963I dunno. Whale, maybe.
>>21767963Galapagos Tortoise.This beast did not receive a scientific name for over 300 years despite being well known and accepted as existing. Why? Because you needed to present a physical animal, so they could weed out taxidermist and misclassified animals. For 300 years every attempt to get one and deliver it to London failed because of one simple fact; it was considered so delicious, that no one could resist killing and eating them. Even Charles Darwin gave into the lust for this delicious meat and kill the ones he procured to scientific labeling. This is the reason why the species is endangered, and why three subspecies are fully extinct. People described it as buttery meat, like chicken, beef, and mutton, but vastly better than all of them. Their liver, eggs, and fat were considered the most delicious of their kind from any animal found world wide.
>>21768003Had it, not bad. Not worth going out of your way to try though but not worth avoiding either. It exists and the name/ look makes people imagine it to be awful or think it has a strong flavor. It really doesn't.
>>21767963Myself.
Some good pussy, it's been a while...But in all seriousness, I crave some nice lamb chops grilled from a Greek restaurant in Greece.
>>21767963female vagina
More small game like quail and rabbit.
>>21768003>>21768039its not the flavor its the fact it reeks of old urine, instant gag trigger
fish and chips!
>>21767963A planet
>>21768003its not bad but definitely have it in a dish, on its own its kinda nasty. i kinda treat it like blue cheese or something>>21767976It's pretty great, I went to kobe last year and went to a place for lunch (generally much cheaper for lunch) and me and my friend were the only customers so we talked to the chef the whole time, it was a lot of fun.
>>21767963>a chesesteak from each of the two competing places that both claim to be the original>authentic chicago hot-beef sandwich>authentic chopped cheese from a dingy NYC bodega (bodega must have a cat)>greek food cooked by actual greek dudes that communicate by screaming at each other (must have divorced parents)
>>21768035Then they need to genetically engineer and farm them for meat. I love trying new things and love meat, but I'm not killing some turtle that can live longer than anyone in my family ever did just to say I tasted him. Especially endangered. I'll never understand those dudes who go out of their way to get one of the last of something.
>>21768035Ok anon, if we're going there can I sit at your table and bring pic related? Poultry is one of my favorite and I've always wanted to try.
Real Iranian Shawarma, or legit Turkish kebab, they don't make them where I live
>>21767963oysters rockefellerdon't even know if i like oysters
>>21767963burgundyaged baroloaged barbarescoaged bordeauxaged brunelloaged riesling (preferably bone dry)champagnecult cali producers
BalutFoie grasOrtolan which is that little french bird that people would force feed and drown in cognac or something (its banned now)
>>21767963I've never had veal before and have been told it's disgusting and cruel but I really want to see what the fuss is about.
>>21767963>Fugu>Lutefisk >Cape Buffalo backstrap>Dall Sheep heart>Yak cheese>century old or more wine
>>21767963Ortolan. Already had the broiled-kakapo-onna-stick, which was great.
Whale sashimiDurian
I just want to try a proper world class ally-o e-ollioMine always come out like ass hole
>>21768775cool pic thanks for posting>>21768003these are alright, they kinda taste like an extra creamy sulfer-essenced boiled egg. you can get em at a chinese market for like $4/half dozen. i bought some and had no trouble eating them all, but never been inclined to buy more.>>21767963i want to devour some meats that are illegal to sell in my country, particularly lungs, lungs sound fucking good. also would like to devour some forbidden herbivorous bushmeat, like elephant. i love phants, but they dont have any brother animals we eat, and have an inoffensive diet and lifestyle that makes me think that if cut at the right time, their meat would be really good.
Picrel.Or any species where it's the last specimen.It wouldn't really be that evil since there's already only one left, so population saving is off the table, and there must be kind of exquisite decadent fucked up enjoyment knowing that what you are currently tasting will never in the history of humanity be experienced ever again.Non meme answers:I'd want to try one of those 100+ year perpetual stew places that exist. Also all those fruits that don't ship well so they never really left their home country. There's a few and I'd like to give each of them a try.
>>21767963I've always wanted to try one of those "salt beef" bagels from Beigel Bake in the East End of London, but I have no idea if I'll leave the country before I die.
>>21769264eagles are scavenger birdsI can't imagine an animal with a diet of garbage and rotting meat tastes very good
>>21767963Pre prohibition whiskey. My oldest to date is 1964 Canadian Club (fucking VILE)
>>21768035God damn the age of sail was such a great time to be alive. You could rock up to an island and just grab a couple hundred tortoises to supply your ship. Now you're cucked by international laws and treaties and other bs.
>>21767963My own regrets. I need to move on.
>>21771523I can devour your regrets...But it will cost you...
>>21767963Pussy.>>21767968>>21768014Just not yours.
>>21769264I've seen bald eagles chomping down old fish that was smashed on pavement, meat from mammals that eat fresh fish is considered unpalatable enough to generally be thought of as inedible, bald eagle meat is probably so bad you couldn't keep it down if you were actually starving
>>21768035r u sure the sailors didn't just think it was delicious in comparison to hardtack and lemon juice
>>21767963Mead.
>>21771810Certainly, fresh meat is fresh meat (sailors also had plenty of better, cheese, and salted meats to eat btw).But the tortoise also had other attributes that made it great for ships.The tortoise could survive without food for a year, so you could just keep a bunch in the hold.They had sacks of diluted urine which could be a source of fresh water.All good stuff. Were they so delicious that "no one could resist killing them"? Probably not. I suspect the boredom of a long sea voyage had more to do with that.
>>21771810What the sailors thought is irrelevant, the members of the scientific communities and officers of the ships were also unable to partake.
>>21771945>were also unable to *not partake.
>>21768035>>21771517>>21771810>>21771943They kept damaging the ships, something had to be done...
I want to eat a famous person or a pharaohs mummy in jerky formOtherwise I would like to hunt and eat a wild bison,better yet a wooly mammothFull hunt expierience spears and lion cloths included
>>21771458>>21771756Not him but catfish is tasty even with its diet so it could be decent.
The sage medallions from ocarina of time
>>21769181>a chesesteak from each of the two competing places that both claim to be the originalI did this once, drunk at 3am in Philly. I can't remember if we went to Pat's or Geno's first, and I definitely don't remember which was better, but both were delicious and satisfying and the counter staff at both locations were enjoyably surly.
>>21767963Too many to name and remember
>>21771517Read The Voyage of the Beagle. Its like a tale of high adventure mixed with a biology and geology journal. Endlessly fascinatiing.
>>21767963Longpig.
>>21768003I like how creamy the center is, you can find them at most Asian groceries if you're American.
>>21769181The chopped cheese isn't as good as you're thinking, also pretty easy to make at home.
>>21770362It's really good and tender. Only thing cruel about it is killing the cow sooner rather than later.
>>21768841I like this. It's been about two years for me and I haven't been botheredBut recently, I've had a real hankering for some. That coincidentally goes for both of the things you want to eat
>>21770473That's literally the most simple Italian dish. Mama taught me to cook it when I was 12, it takes no effort.
>>21767963I've probably eaten most of the things they serve, but I'd like a few days in a cabin suite on the Orient Express and just eat everything. They apparently try to accommodate you, you can ask any time and they have some rare stuff. I'm not poor, but I'm not rich. I could probably afford it, but it would wipe me out.
>>21767963walrus crocall those weird German sandwiches
>>21768003If you like blue cheese you might like it. Has a funky slightly rot like flavour but more subtle than the look of them implies.I'd recommend stinky tofu over century eggs if you haven't tried it though, delicious fried with chilli and garlic on top but does smell like an open sewer. Hairy tofu covered in that white hair mold is really tasty too, it tastes like a good cheese but it's hard to find even in China, I've only ever had it in random tiny towns in Anhui
>>21770362it's literally just very tender and delicately flavoured beef, not that exciting. Saltimbocca is my favourite application or of course schnitzel is a classic
I really want to try the spitroasted lamb they sell on the side of country roads in Bosnia. Whole lambs usually with these big elaborate wheels for the spit. Honestly it's probably not that amazing as Bosnian food isn't very exciting but I love lamb and I couldn't try it because I didn't have a car when I was there
>>21772797I will anon sounds like it'll float my boat
>>21772862>stinky tofuI consider myself a pretty adventurous eater, there aren't very many things I wouldn't try.Stinky tofu literally smells like shit though. Not being emphatic or metaphorical, it actually really does smell almost exactly like feces.I went to Taiwan thinking I would try it; I wanted to try it. Then I walked past a cart selling it and seriously thought that I was smelling hobo shit until I realized that the scent was actually coming from food. I just couldn't bring myself to try it after that.
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>>21773750Who is this character?
>>21771444Being European and having similar cuts of meat prepared in similar ways I cant imagine that this is particularly amazing.Why not make it yourself? It cant be that hard.
>>21772861We have tons of meats and fish and we put them all on buns.
>>21772828tossing posta in garlic oil is super easy, making this dish perfectly and with nuance, getting a creamie emulsion with the oil and starch and getting the garlic flavour just right, is actually really hard
>>21771398>perpetual stewDidn't know about this, thanks anon!
>>21774235You're welcome anon, I always found the idea fascinating. I'm pretty sure my unsophisticated tastebuds won't taste a difference between a 2 week stew and a 100 year stew, but I'd like to try, just to find out.
always wanted to try KFC since that south park episode came out, but I never got around to it
>>21767963Thinly veiled cannibal thread.
>>21767963I always wanted to try this "German pizza".
>>21774340Like all fast food, it was good at 1 point and now it's shit. Basically, they replaced teenagers working their first job with niggers, junkies, ex cons, or all the above and it shows.
A5 Kobe Beef Filet Mignon. Those fuckers are expensive, but they look heavenly. Or maybe giraffe. How many people do you know who have eaten giraffe meat? I don't know any, but I wanna be that guy someone knows who ate giraffe meat.
Escargot.My research points me to them just being garlic butter with a piece of rubber.Why would anyone eat that? I need to know!
>>21772861Croc tastes like fishy chicken
>>21767963strange south east asian fruits>pic semi rel
>>21774909what are those potatoes called again?
>>21767963I would try drinking liquid blood, though, it seems impossible to find.
>>21775758never cut your finger and done the thing? it is the oldest remedy.
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>>21767963Nigerian foodZhejiang cuisineAnhui cuisineMedovikAbaloneRussian smoked fishKerala cuisineKangaroo meatLion meatTiger meatElephant fleshCrocodile meatAlabama bbqCentral Texas bbqDakosGuizhou cuisineCasu marzuThe hearts of my enemiesShoefly pieSoup dumplingsBaoziYellow teaBear meatBirds milk cakeKhachapuriChole bhatureDhoklaEpoises cheeseZebra meatDurianMonkfish liverSlipper lobsterWhite trufflesPolar bear meatAndhra pradeshi cuisineBoozaBalutWest lake vinegar fishGooseberriesElderberriesOstrich meatOstrich eggsSalted lassiAnd sooo much more
>>21774522>Thinly veiledNot even. I would try long pig.
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>>21767963The Sun.
I wish to DEVOUR my SON!
>>21776314Wtf godsdamnit wrong pic
>>21775921>Dakos
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>>21767963>What do you wish to devour that you haven't devoured yet?I'd like to try horse.
>>21774864They still sell chef boyardee pizza kits, the skies the limit
>>21772870Spitroasted lamb is amazing, I like if they salt it very well and if the lamb doesn't have a lot of fat. Here we eat spitroasted animals with some horse radish or cabbage salat.
