How do YOU make your coffee?
>>21768090Just like that pic, I have a 350ml le creuset french press (as you can see, it has a chip that needs repairing around the spout) that makes a single cup of coffee.
put few spoonfuls of instant coffee in my mug
>>21768131That is the lowest form of coffee
like this
Aeropress. And yes, I hand grind.
Just arrived
Test drive time.
>Baratza for grinding beans>Chemex for a pour overSimple as.
>>21768090just like your picture. cant pour a cup of joe without scattering a few beans on the table
>>21768090french press. quality beans ground fresh. acqua panna water. heated, poured over grounds, put on the lid without pressing down to retain heat. timer for 3-5 minutes. press slowly when timer is done. pour into a cup. add steamed milk or cream. no sugar. wa la
It's called a "coffee machine". It's a machine that makes coffee.
>>21768090Is this a thinly veiled womanhate thread?
>>21768689This, all you need is a simple drip pour. Anything beyond that is like 800% more effort for only a 10% increase in taste quality
Lately been using this. It makes damn good coffee when using freshly ground beans from my Turin DF54.
>retards spend out the ass for a grinderlel, a fool and his money are soon parted
>maxwell house dark roast>coffee maker>heavy cream>1 tsp sugarhowever, the older i get, the more sensitive to caffeine i become. i can barely have two cups of coffee anymore before i feel like absolute dogshit
>>21768090I hand pick it fresh in the bustling racial jungles of Macellum, which contains many large treacherous slobbering wildlife lurking for their next meal, and delicately process it through a simple yet efficient method called 'caisse libre-service' before serving
>>21769156Yep. I'm over 40 and I strictly drink decaf if I'm going to have coffee.
>>21769269it sucks, because i love coffee. coffee and a cigarette first thing in the morning is one of life's most decadent pleasures. i need to quit fuckin smoking tho
>>21769292Same.
>>21768090Aeropress medium roast with a splash of oat milk
I teaspoon of Cafe Bustelo instant coffee.That's it.
>>21768090I alter between boiling it on the stove and using a french press. I don't drink enough coffee nowadays to spend big on stuff like grinders, fancy brewers and fresh beans.
>>21768090I put ground coffee in a cup and pour boiling water oer it and stir and then wait
>>21768090>grind beans>throw in french press>pour water into french press with ground beans>wait>press the press
>>21769052lol why?
>>21768090half & half in mug.iced coffee in mug.no spoon needed.
>>21769156I'm just turning 39 and I had quit caffeine for almost 10 years because it was making my heart race and thump. Just started a new job requiring me to be up at 5 am so I tried re-introducing myself to it. I started with green tea, then black tea, now I have a single cup of joe in the morning. >>21769292Coffee and a cig in the morning is so good. I look forward to going to bed so I can wake up and do that.
>>21769398https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water-level_task
12-cup Cuisinart drip machine combo with a Keurig (I don't really drink K-cups but my wife does so whatever). We have a pour-over for when we feel like making an effort.
>>21768090I use a moka pot, but I am considering switching to matcha because it is easier, and I also use so much matcha that it kind of gets me a little high. Also, it helps support Japan.
>>21769430After boiling, I let water rest for a minute or two. You want to combine water and coffees grounds at about 180 degrees. I never worried about water level.
I'm Mormon and don't drink coffee
One does not simply just "make" coffee. It is prepared.
>>21769390My favorite Duane GIF.
>>21769660shut the fuck up faggot
>>21768090>fist full of instant coffee granulate>put it in a cup>put the faucet on hot>fill cup with hot tap water>don't stir because you don't want to make a spoon dirty, it'll mix by itself eventually
>>21769657i remember the mormon girls in my high school saying that, but then they'd take this penisweiner in their butt at house parties on the weekends.
>>21770106he isn't drinking it, he's butt chugging it
>>21769116I am also using this but I can't decide if the coffee I get from it is good or not. I mean I like it but I may just have shit taste
>>21768161This stuff is pretty expensive, and I haven't liked it much. The fact that the jar is so small was actually a relief.Maybe I was portioning it out wrong.
>>21768090PISS OUT MY ASS
Efficient and effective.
>>21768090in all honesty, i am kinda broke, so in terms of flavour to readyness, price per mug, effort and clean up efforts i have determined that this mashine just does exactly what i want it to do, deliver a tasty black coffee, fast and reliable with bareley any time pissed away. I habe the same one as pic related and the color irl is fucking gorgeous
>>21773423That looks down right fancy. Use a funnel.
>>21773423This machine looks like a penis.
Nespresso Vertuo machine
>>21773431>fancyit is thank you. i worked a retail job where we had a lax smoke and coffee break policy so basicly everybody in the early shift got a 10 min get together for smokes and coffee, i pulled coffee duty for a long time so i have experimented with just about everything and ima be honest, this beautiful mashine works best for me. It set me back around 60€ and is worth it, its the right amount of hassle but not too much, its the perfect amount of babysitting before id get bothered or worked up and the consistent performence is something i greatly appreciate. A funnel requires me to fuck with it on a level that i dont fuck with it like that if you know what im saying. I despise tools that take more than im willing to give and basicly i aint enjoying the product neither. I had 2 of those things where you fill the water, stuff the coffee roast etc and honestly the fucking mess those things leave are not worth the 30% maybe 40% taste increase,coffee is a slampig item to me, i like it but in a particular kinda way and only that way. Put it like this, if i want a fast cheap meal ima get mcdonalds (or used to) but if mcdonalds starts charging real food/real restaurant prices the whole point of it becomes obsolete so the incentive of consumption is gone because the profitability in my life vanishes, same for the coffee mashine, i had 2 mashines, and 2 variants of the steel stove thingies and boy oh boy the pads stuff just reigns supreme for me>>21773438damn dawg whats on your mind, wanna share ? Jokes aside it looks good irl, it feels nice, i like nice things. The sense of touch is important, this device is one of the few in my life i have never ever wanted to punch or throw out the window, its good to me and im good to it, simple as
>>21768090I'm not much of a coffee guy
>>21768090Instant coffee, lots of milk, ice. All coffee tastes like bitter beans anyways.
>>21768090>How do YOU make your coffee?Espresso machine goes brrrrrr.(The noise is actually a genuine downside)
A 20 year old Mr. Coffee I've never fucking cleaned
>>21768090I make coffee in coffee pot. Then I filter it through a tea-strainer.
>>21768090French press like that but I NEVER clean it and never will. It's like seasoning a cast iron.
>>21774607>It's like seasoning a cast iron.based
>>21768090I put the grounds in the filter and press ONCoffee is a toolEnjoying it is like sodomizing yourself with a screwdriver, you could, but that's not how you use it
Should I buy a french press or a drip coffee machine?
>>21775239French press, drip sucks hard
>>21768134The lowest form is chewing the coffee grounds like gum
>>21775258Highest is snorting it
>>21775239buy a saucepan
>>21775320Filtration is a key element.
>>21775276Injecting gets me the highest
>>21775324French Press provides no more filtration than a sieve.
>>21768090Muh Breville Barista Express
>at homeCaffeine tablet>workCoffee machine in the break room
>>21768090anally
>>21768090i put a stainless steel kettle on the stove til she whistles, i prepare my powerpuff girls mug with a quick rinse in the sink, then i stir in 6-7 tablespoons of instant coffee, and splash in some powdered milk i have prepared in a jug. It's fast, it's strong, it's fine.
>>21775957That's a lot of coffee.
I make mine the night before and put it in the fridge.
>>21768090Like this because it is my country's traditional method and the moka belonged to my grandmother.
>>21768090in a regular ol coffee maker
>>21768090regular and then just milk and sugar. Basically make a hot version of pic related.>>21775970Love love love these things and wish I could find one.
>>21776034Can't you order it online from Italy? It costs about 20 euros here
>>21775985this, moka pots have the best qpr
>>21768090With water and coffee beans. Duh.
aeropress, moka pot or chemex. most of the time chemex. I simply prefer pour over coffee.
>>21768090>How do YOU make your coffee?i go to the store, duh. i'm not making THIS at home
>>21768090Keurg or whatever its called
i have a moka pot, an aeropress, a kalita wave, and two v60s (size 02 and 03, wasnt sure which id want when i was getting started)i use most of them everyday (except for the aeropress, thats more for travel)how i love koohee
hand grinder, pourover or french press depending on roast/quality of the beans, consume black. Will make overnight cold brew if it's too hot for real coffee or if I have some beans that are getting old.
Espresso machine goes click-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>21768090put it in le coffee machine and drink
>>21776902huh grinder? what are ya gay?
>>21768197Why isn't this as good as the $5 stuff? What do I have to do? I'm hoping it's just the beans. Or the grind. But it's NOT like a coffeeshop latte at all and I don't want to hear that I need a $2,000 machine to get proper espresso at home, because I had a Krups in the 90s that wasn't half as complicated or expensive as this thing and it tasted spot on. Maybe it's because it's decaffeinated. Maybe I just need 4 shots in every drink.
my Breville makes the best god damn courfey. it's mild and smooth and I have it programmed so I wake up to the house smelling like freshly brewed coffee.i though about getting an espresso machine but I really cbf
>>21768090Anybody here used a phin before? I was having banh mi at a place and got some viet coffee, it was good. I've been having instant ever since I started college, but this seems like something cheap and easy to clean.
simple af
>>21768090Instant, I actually like how it taste and I don't need a fancy machine for it.
>>21768134I'm a coffee snob and instant isn't the worst, the worst is keurig.
>>21777761Why?
>>21776040I found mine at Walmart, so I don't know where that anon lives, but it must be a shit hole.
>>21777762It's tasteless and gimmicky.
>>21777762amerimutt """coffee"""
>>21777773But you can get literally any flavor you want...
>>21777777witnessed
>>21777777digits
>>21777777what a fucking waste of digits
>>21768090break a nodoz in half and have that in the morning.
>>21768090Hot milk onto instant coffee.
>>21778791do you heat your milk in your kettle
>>21778805No I don't own a kettle.
>>21768172Do you hand roast?
>>21778815do you heat it in the microwave
>>21778931I hamd warm it
>>21778819I do, yes
>>21778977Much to learn.
>>21777777which one do you get?
>>21768090>One in a half teaspoon of instant coffee.>One teaspoon of milk powder.>two teaspoons of sugar.>Pour boiling water from kettle into cup.>stir 43 times so everything dissolves.>>21768161I love the taste of this but it made me have the shits a couple of hours later.I let my mum finish the jar.
>>21779773>One in a halfdid your mum have the shits also?
>>21779788Nope. She can drink it perfectly fine and I'm jealous that she doesn't get the shits like what I do. When I run out of coffee I might try it again but instead go for the Nescafe smooth. If that gives me the shits (like what >>21768161 did) then I'll just stick with my cheap shite instant coffee.Also what I like about instant coffee is that I'll pretty much drink anything.
>>21779791Also forgot to add that she didn't finish the whole jar in one day. She just had it whenever she was in the mood for espresso and she was smart enough to limit herself to one cup.
I used to do cold brew and use those shitty instant packets, but I got an automatic machine and use that now.
>>21779791Maybe it's gut training and at the beginning she had the shits but don't anymore. You could try one week of training and see how your gut improves by day seven.Coffee is a powerful poop regulator for me.
Turkish jezveCoffeeWaterSugar3-5 minutes
>>21779823Would you believe me if I told you that her stomach is just built differently? Like, she has problems trying to go (ie: shit) but things that would MAKE you shit doesn't work for her. That's why she can take things like espresso no problem whereas for me it affects me hours later.>You could try one week of training and see how your gut improves by day seven.I'll keep that in mind but I'll need to finish my coffee jars first. Right now I have a:>Nescafe original (small jar).>Nescafe Gold blend (big jar).>Instant coffee graniuals (apologises if spelled incorrectly) that I purchased out of uSave.>Amazon Gold instant coffee (which I finished).>Tesco's jacks freeze dried coffee (small jar and I poured both of them into my amazon instant coffee jar when I finished it).>Kenco rich (gave to my mum because her six jar's of kenco smooth ran out and she's 1 jar left).And before I started using a wee teaspoon I use to use a slightly larger teaspoon when putting my coffee into a mug. And also a reason why I have too much coffee (despite there being coffee in the house) is because I love trying new ones out and I know I'd never get to try them since my mum (and nephew who lives with us) only drink a certain brand (use to be Lor but it became too expensive so they switched to Kenco).
>>21779853She must've got a reverse iron gut then. Trying new coffees is always fun. Of the ones you have right now, which is your favorite?I tend to poop about thirty minutes after drinking espresso, but only after the first one of the day.
>>21777777What flavour is your keurig?
>>21779888checked
>>21779888>Trying new coffees is always fun.Agreed. It also pisses me mum off sometimes because whenever I'm out the first thing I like to go to is the coffee section. If I buy anymore coffee that I need she goes daft at me because I already have enough as it is. That's why I usually only buy it if I'm using my own bank card (when I'm buying food its her card I use).I love coffee but I sadly only drink the instant kind. Easier to prepare and I enjoy it more than I do tea.>Of the ones you have right now, which is your favorite?That's a tricky question as like I've mentioned earlier I'll pretty much drink any kind of coffee as long as its tastes good. But if I had to rank I'd go:>Tesco's jacks freeze dried coffee.>Amazon Gold instant coffee.>Nescafe original>Kenco rich>Instant coffee graniuals (I don't know if its just me but the smell it emits is ginger which I like the smell of)>Nescafe Gold blendI don't have them now (because I finished them months ago) but I also like co-op's fairtrade instant coffee (gold blend) and I also like Tesco's own gold blend (it's a really long jar). I'd probably rate those two above Nescafe Original and I'd also put the Kenco smooth above it as well. But whenever I try kenco I either fuck it up when preparing it or it makes me pee like a horse. I've also wanted to try decaf coffee but I'm smart enough not to get it yet. I'm only going to consider it if I'm unable to drink coffee (ie: bad for my health or if it makes me constantly shit)If I remember correctly (it was so long ago) I think it was like, a couple of hours that I had to shit after drinking espresso. Like, I think I had it 11am and then it was around maybe 4 to 5pm that I had to run to the loo. If I didn't make it in time I would have shit myself.Sometimes coffee does it as well but not as much when I drink espresso. The only slight warning I get if I know coffee is going to make me go to the loo is if my stomach feels funny.
>>21779900I don't use one.
>>21768090I use a french press in the morning and sometimes a cheap delonghi espresso machine after lunch. I hand grind with a kingrinder P2, it's kind of annoying sometimes but it does make some quick decent coffee and the whole setup was pretty cheap>>21768123those are so cool I need one>>21777359I've tried it in a restaurant and it was super good without needing creamer or sugar, but it takes sooooooo long to prepare a cup, like easily 15minalso forget about serving to more then one person
>>21779926Forgot to add: I've also tried the gold version of Dowe Eggberts coffee and while I did enjoy the taste, it went right through me.
>>21779926But instant doesn't go bad so it's not like you won't drink it later. >11am and then it was around maybe 4 to 5pm that I had to run to the looIt probably isnt related, or the delay seems really long.Do you drink coffee on an empty stomach?
>>21780129That's true.I honestly don't know what it is but if it happens again then I'll know its possibly a long-delay like you mentioned earlier.>Do you drink coffee on an empty stomach?Only sometimes and only when its my mum that's making coffee (as I don't normally eat breakfast although I do snack). I use to drink 2 cups of coffee a day (one when I wake up and one after dinner) but now I just drink it after I've had my dinner.
I have been drinking Folgers coffee for most of my life, using a coffee maker. But I want to level up. Where should I start?
>>21780139Buy a $1200 espresso machine.
>>21780144Is that all? I feel that is too simple right?
The Final Press or Aeropress?
>>21780139Start by getting some freshly roasted beans (competent roasters will have a roast date) and grinding them fresh before brewing them in your coffee maker. If you enjoy that, first upgrade to a nicer grinder, then get a better brewer. There are many different ways to brew good coffee, >immersion (steeping)>pourover>good drip brewers>espresso machine Ask /ctg/ when you're ready to upgrade.
>>21780351>Ask /ctg/ when you're ready to upgrade.lol
For me it's instant coffee with milk as a quick and easy breakfast. A great way to go on a solid food fast.
>>21780460I like to wake up slowly. Have 1 or 2 cups of brew and a bagel.
>>21779942Why?
>>21780607Because I don't care to.
>>21780609To make coffee?
I'm a reformed coffee snob and it's not worth going down that rabbit hole of grounds and brewing parameters. Especially with all of the competition among them trying to outdo each other's autism.
>>21780139Maxwell House, should be your next logical step
>>21768090grind coffee beans, use boiling water to get mah drink
>>21778931No I don't own a microwave either.
>>21781710do you heat it in a sosspin?
>>21781716No I use a frying pan because it is faster.
>>21781825on the stove?
>>21781833Yes on the stove.
>>21781877Gas, or?
>>21781896Maybe.
>>21780148final press seems neat but most people prefer filtered coffee for a reason>>21780686with whom were you competing?
>>21781896No induction (not my choice).
>>21782709>not my choiceRenter, or married?
>>21782709And you find this solution serviceable?
>>21780686t. looked into it for a month and gave up
>>21783639Renter.>>21783640It's fine. My coffee is good.
I'm an active coffee snob and it's extremely worth sticking your foot into the rabbit hole but any deeper is pretty insignificant improvements to your drinking experience and just for the autistically inclinedThe barrier of entry for getting someone from drinking 3 cream 3 sugars to enjoying straight black overnight is a cheap handgrinder, cheap temperature controlled gooseneck kettle, a V60 and a normal kitchen scale. Even a shitty storebought medium/dark roast is gonna clear the burnt dookiewater at your local covfeferiePourovers provide such absurd quality coffee without any dialing-in immediately as long as you aren't over-zealous and go for exotic light roasts immediately after drinking Maxwell House for 25 years.For anyone who makes the (very small) leap to buying a budget pourover setup, read /ctg/ or google for a bit and order it from aliexpress, not amazon or direct. Every single major coffee device brand is on aliexpress for 25-50% cheaper than every retailerIf I were to do it all over again, on a budget, looking at aliexpress right now:Kingrinder P2 grinder for $35 USD- engineering on this makes it comparable to $100+ grinders retards keep recommending, best bang for your buck until getting into Kingrinders K-series - goes fine enough for espresso if you're autistic enough to dial it in on an 80 click 33 micron effective resolution burrRandom offbrand of popular dropshipped gooseneck kettle for $40Knockoff Plastic Hario v60 size 2 $3 USD- Legitimate plastic v60 is like $10 if you're a cuckDigital scale with .1g accuracy and built-in timer $10 USDIf you're going with a P2/any plastic body hand grinder, go spend another $1 at the dollar store for a water spritzerFull, good-quality pourover setup for under $100 USD before taxes. If you're curious and not homeless, just give it a try
>>21784093Just clarifying my poorly written line on not being over-zealous there: if you're just getting into coffee with little-to-no background at all (pre-ground, machine drip) go with a safe medium roast you like your first few brews to understand what you're doing and tasting before exploring. or don't, i don't care and it's not that serious
>>21784093tl:dr?
>>21768131If this dog ever comes for my chickens he's not leavingReally want a cute pet like this
>>21784101tldr buy a budget setup, watch a vid from someone with the same grinder, copy them, ignore reddit aspies
>>21784101Don't buy random knockoff shit off aliexpress.
>>21784101if you're poor and dislile coffee but enjoy catpiss coffee poorover is the way
>>21784047good :]
>>21784412The point I was making is that it's not knockoff shit lol, you can straight up buy Kingrinders off Aliexpress for 25% or more off from Kingrinders retail site or Amazon, it's just much longer shippingRegarding the exact gooseneck kettle and scale I referenced in my example, both of them are top-selling branded products on Amazon that retards think are more reliable because a 19 year old in his basement automated selling the same thing with an ai-generated brand name on it. Knockoff Hario probably unwise though I admit, unlikely to be the same plasticIn other words, hard agree not to buy knockoffs. Do, however, realize how branding and dropshipping works and just buy the same product everyone else is buying for half the price from the same distributor.
>>21768090I'm not some pretentious french press faggot, or a weak boomer drinking his weak drip coffee.I want that crystal-meth-tier espresso that only an italian in a truck-stop cafeteria can pull off. That 0,5€ half arabica half robusta good shit, made in a cast iron lever machine. That shit is thick, dark as Lucifer's asshole and will give you a heart attack, followed by an hour long erection. If you prefer something else, don't reply to me, because you're a homosexual who drinks coffee to look "cool", instead of drinking it for its natural effects.
>>21784533tl:dr?
>>21784563tldr chinese century of excellence
>>21784553You should try Vietnamese coffee from a place that has illegal gambling machines.
>>21775970I bought one on amazon but feel similarly about it
>>21784695Thank you I will try that
>>21768090I pay cunty white botch’s to make it for me. And Yes I DO Stare
>>21768090>How do YOU make your coffee?we have a Victoria Arduino Athena Leva at workand that's where I consume 90% of my coffee>old automatic coffee machine broke in my office>send link of local coffee (service) shop selling a athena leva jokingly to office / lab manager>ff 2 weeks>espresso machine actually gets installed>everyone in my office (~15people) gets course on how to operate said machineit's crazy how no one ever complained about the like 15k€ spendi guess if you work adjacent to electronics lab that routinely buys equipment worth millions, that's just a rounding errormorale improved though
>>21785501based
>>21768090instant coffee in the glass jars, usually Nespresso gold or some organic one from whole foods, 1/4 oat milk (extra creamy cause it makes me think of futa cum), and hot water boiled in the electric kettle.make a 16oz thermos of it to keep me warm while grinding work from home or games in the evening
>>21785888>oat milknot milk
>>21768689>amazon brand cobbee machinejust go ahead and put your chains on nigga>>21770103based
Pour over is just an autistic version of drip. Just use a cheap drip machine from Walmart if that's what you want.
>>2176809030 oz water from RO filterboil on stovepour into french press with 2 teaspoons of coffee
>>21768090
Two scoops nescafe gold
>>21768123Not practical. Stoneware requires preheating.I use a Tornado with a Fellow Gooseneck Kettle poured into a Kinto "Slow Coffee Style" carafe and drank from a 1933 Brazilian porcelain mug carved into the shape of a seaport with ships going by.
>>21788193>mug carved into the shape of a seaport with ships going byCan you post a photo? I'm having trouble picturing what you've described.
>>21788193Not practical
put nespresso pod, press button, wala
coffee> sette 270 + pour overespresso / americano> sette 270 + gaggia
Instant coffee
>>21788426
>>21790797Wow. Very cool. Is it also spherical on the inside? Or just the standard cylindrical mug shape?
>>21768090night before, put grind and water in press, put in fridge, in morning, if its cold, i nuke it. in summer it goes over ice.
bumpo
kalita, v60, french press, mokapot
>>21768090yep
>>21793895Which superautomatic?
>>21769371Mother of god
I need a grinder, I only make a single cup of coffee each morning. Think a simple handgrinder will suffice, but the electric ones can be had for like $50 at aldi at the moment.
How many grams of beans do you use for a cup. Im 20g for about a 250ml cup of coffee
french press but i grind the beans in a mortar and pestle because i am a slave (my grinder broke and im a lazy cheap faggot)
>>21768166>the pandemic pretty much killed my daily morning coffee.why
>>21794906atrophied coffee gland
>>21787124WHඞT IS THIS FROM?
>>21794386your mum
>tear open>pour into a large water bottle>shake for a while>add ice>shake more
>>21795170kek>>21794402kingrinder p series>>21794440i like to work in 15g doses
>>21785888>nescafe goldI havent graduated from instant. My morning brew is usually one tsp of nescafe gold, one tsp of blend43. Makes a nice cup.
camping coffee setups? Last time I went camping was not a coffee drinker. Now would like to go again and it got me thinking, do I pack my handgrinder and plunger, or should I just make it in a pot, cowboy style I believe is the term.
>>21796179instant
>>21775957Post powerpuff mug
>>21775957>splash in some powderpowder doesn't splash
>>21796711what does it do then?
>>21784093>>21784101>cheap handgrinder, cheap temperature controlled gooseneck kettle, a V60 and a normal kitchen scale. Even a shitty storebought medium/dark roast is gonna clear the burnt dookiewater at your local covfeferie>Pourovers provide such absurd quality coffee without any dialing-in immediately as long as you aren't over-zealous and go for exotic light roasts immediately after drinking Maxwell House for 25 years.It really is simple. A French Press and a ceramic V60 with the filter built in if you want to cheap out on papers in the long view.>>21796711>>21796828The powdussy do in fact, splash
>>217680903 spoons of sugar in a cup1 spoon of instant sugarpour wateradd milkViolah, the perfect 'ffee
Should I get a moka pot
I just drink Nespresso pods
Like this, though Donut Shop coffee is the worst of the bunch.
>>21768090>How do YOU make your coffee?I don't, I settle for worse like a pleb. Feel free to laugh at me, I do the same with people who buy bread at the grocery store instead of baking.
>>21796916tl:dr?
Just pulled this one lads
>>21797177>coffee‑flavoured milkthreads about coffee
>>21768090I use this. Fuck plastic.
1.5 tsp of Nescafe Instant1/2 tsp of sugarSplash of milkBosh
I’m 34 and have never drank coffee in my life. I honestly don’t even know how to make it.
>>21775970We bought a new Bialetti Moka Pot three years ago and we clean it after every use. It still looks like an almost brand new one.I even flattened the inwards directed indents in the basket to get out the round and holed sheet, so i can clean the basket on the inside.Best coffee maker we ever had. We wend from Senseo pad machine, to filter coffe to pour over and finally chose to buy the Bialetti Moka Pot.Best decision ever.
>>21797774Have you eaten (dark) chocolate?
>>21768090I used a $20 Mr. Coffee maker that has an on/off switch and that's it.
>>21797774If you can make a post on 4chan you can figure out how to make a cuppa coffee
>>21768090Folgers in a Mr. Coffee
>>21780011>it was super goodI don't need to you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, ok. I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is.
>>21769326>oat milkPost thighs.
I drink both instant coffee and I use a hand grinder (kultra) with a v60, may end up getting a bambino plus eventually
>>21799694What make and model of instant?
>>21799632okay big boy
>>21768090two twospeans of granules, bit of milk, stir, add the hot water, serve.
>>21801576>granulesWhich ones?
>>21777762Its so convenient that anyone can enjoy it!!!!
>>21768090Espresso.
>>21802459>keurig>enjoytrash palate you must have
i just drink cold brew coffeei recently been mixing in protein powder and it's so good
>>21768090heat water in a kettle till whistlingthen to moka pot, 3/4s full of 1-2mm grind, induction stove at 212v
And coffee pros here?I've never went high effort making my daily coffee (I love it with milk) but I saw this video:https://youtu.be/5CEBiYLF-M8?si=I0W3XQGXQtVh6k_QIs it (totally) worth it spending +100 bucks for the equipment he uses in this video for the best taste? If I have guests over I won't give them crappy coffee at least.
>>21803158Can't argue with the convinient part, no expensive complex machine or hipster fashion to keep up with. Its the post modern caffeine machine.
>>21803418Moka pots are so overrated. Save up for an actual espresso machine if you want to make cappuccinos and lattes at home. Otherwise, steeping (good) coffee in a pot or mug will give you the most bang for your buck. Grinders do matter. The C40 that he uses used to be considered the best handgrinder, but there are better options these days for less money. Kingrinder P series are the cheapest handgrinder I can recommend at the moment. Quality electric grinders are going to cost much more. Frothing milk in a french press is tedious and messy compared to using a handheld milk frother. They're pretty cheap too.
>>21803462>expensive complex machineKeurig is not at all comparable to espresso if that's what you mean. You're better off with any old drip machine.
>>21803507You're better off with nespresso.
>>21803582Closer to actual espresso, but still watery and weak. Most of the time underextracted as well.
We already have a coffee thread.
>>21769371peak
>>21768090>Instant coffee>Add sugar>Add creamer>Coffee powder>Add small amount of hot water>Hot coffee paste>Add ice cubes>Ice cubes cool and dilute hot coffee paste>Cold coffee
>>21803989>Instant coffee>Coffee powderWhat's the difference?
>>21803989>>21804040Nevermind. I get it now.
>>21768131Based>>21768134Get an attractive hobby chud. Chicks think coffee is for gays.
>>21768090French press made of metal and freshly ground coffee beans. Black.I went through three glass presses before I got sick of them chipping and cracking. The beans are Pilão espresso from Brazil. 80 reais/kg.>>21769109Your brewing method can impact the taste immensely. I cant stand drinking drip coffee withoutadding a little milk, but a french press can make even the worst coffee bean drinkable. It might be more convenient to get a drip press for the office where dozens of people might want a cup, but if youre just brewing for yourself and your non existent wife/gf, then a french press or moka pot and grinder is all you really need. If you spend more than 50$ on brewing equipment, and/or more than 10$/lb on beans, then youre doing something wrong, or like burning money (giving it to /).
>>21804051>If you spend more than 50$ on brewing equipment, and/or more than 10$/lb on beans, then youre doing something wrong, or like burning moneyI used to think this too, then I tried some nicer beans. I find it difficult to drink the cheaper stuff now.
>>21768090if you have a good espressor machine for a leaf/canadian, please let me know. Can't find good deals on anycafe friend recommended looking at lelit/profitec/rocket as a buy once and be good forever but seems a bit steep
>>21804081bambino if you're mostly making milk drinksflair or robot if you're mostly drinking black espresso and americano get a good grinder
>>21773423>in all honesty, i am kinda brokethat's because you buy useless hipster shit like this.
>>21768090>plunger all the way to the bottomSacrilège
>>21804081Does LEGO have a barista set?
>>21804051the issue with a french press is using that many ground beans to really get a good full flavorif you got money like that for beans more often, or just don't care then it really is the true way to play>t. have both drip & a french press
>>21804137I've got a kinggrinder K6 that I use for pour over and it seems to be able to grind finely enough for espresso as well
>>21804137>black espressoit's just espresso, retard
ever try coffee siphon? it looks fun
>>21768090Metal filter pour over. French presses are a meme. Hard to clean and you can't store coffee in it.>>21768131If you get good quality freeze dried coffee it isn't bad.
>>21806483you've never tried white espresso?
>>21768689You can get way better results with the same amount of work without being an elitist. If you're using a drip machine you might as well just take a caffeine pill and get it over with instead.>>21769512>anon discovers chifirlmaohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chifir
>>21769512Try some high quality loose leaf Chinese tea. You can get "tea drunk".>>21806932High quality tea contains catechinswhich activate cannabinoid recdptors, and it's very similar to an extremely mild cannabis high.
>>21806448>K6I think Im getting one of these for my first grinder. Was looking at the P2, but think the K6 will be better for me and longevity.
>>21807095It's not even about the quality because the black tea you get in Russian prisons is shit. Just how concentrated the tea "mixture" is made.BTW, for any retards reading this - do NOT try to make Chifir at home. You will waste a lot of money and you WILL puke. Just buy a blunt from your neighborhood blackman instead. Leave the tea shenanicocks to Russian ZK.
>>21807140Nope. Not true at all. Factory made tea is shitty degraded ground stuff. High quality Chinese tea will give you a buzz and you don't need to super concentrate it.
>>21776065Do you have to bloom your grounds for a chemex or is that just bullshit theatrics?
aeropress in the winter, espresso with a flair in the summer
>>21807777Why the seasonal change?
>>21807122k7 is coming out i think
>>21809657It's already out on Chinese vendors. It's not an upgrade over the K6-- just a different style of burr-- like the K6 isn't an upgrade over the K4.
>>21804137any particular bambino?
>>21809959bambino+ does auto milk steamingup to you if that's worth the extra cost over the base modelin north america, they go on sale pretty often
>>21809982thanks a ton!
>>21768090Mom sent my some instant chicory root powder. I guess it's an extract of chicory, very fine particles and dissolves really well in waterI'm going to cut my coffee consumption by 90% by drinking 90-10 chicory-coffee. Gotta get my sleep back on track, my body is screaming now that I'm nearing the dreaded 30s
>>21808444my apartment is too small to use the flair indoors
I actually have a pretty wide rotation.>chemex>nespresso>Cuisinart big pot thing>fancy instant>poor person instant I like them all. Currently on the poor person instant and will prob ride this for a while.
>>21768090I... I use coffee that comes in tea bags... it tastes good/decent but I prefer actual ground instant coffee...
>>21810268>actual ground instant coffee
>>21810164Wut?
>>21810440his apartment is too small to use the flair indoors
>>21797177Looks nice and tasty anon
Espresso, and I have an electric burr grinder for it
>>21810186>fancy instant>poor person instantCare to name names?
With sparkling water
Put it in a blender then boil it in the microwave. Why waste a thread on this?
Expresso
>>21768090Old Breville espresso machine(compressor is dying I think). Baratza Encore ESP. V60. Bonavita adjustable kettle.
>>21768090this and nestle quick mixed with cold milk left over night in the fridge.
>>21768131this is the highest form of coffee.
>>21768090>How do YOU make your coffee?snap a no-doz in half and take it with water in the morning.
>>21779853this anon thinks that a normal bowel movement is linked to something he drank hours before.look at him and laugh.
>>21768090Depends on what I have lying around
>>21813180Then please enlighten me what else it could have been because before I drank it, my stomach was 100% fine.
I recently started using a mokapot instead of a drip machineWtf, this is so much betterFucking how? Why were these replaced with something worse?
>>21814838>mokapotOnly good with one specific kind of coffee roasted to a specific level. All other coffees and roasts will be SHIT out of a moka.
>>21768090Stop drinking coffee, you're caffeine junkies, and you're fatiguing your adrenal glands.
>>21815810Well I got this espresso with Italian looking words on it and it tastes goodAnd I like the no measuring aspect of the whole thing
>>21815855>espresso with Italian looking words on it and it tastes goodYeah, exactly. Try it with any other kind of coffee and it will taste like ASS.
>>21814745over several daysnote the time you shit.now don't drink coffee and note the time you shit. you shit at the same time. usually shortly after a meal.
>>21815810skill issue
>>21797526I use a Chemex, with a gkass handle, and genuine Chemex paper filters, because the paper us necessary to properly filter the coffee, and to leave the smoothest brew. (I also don’t really need to save the $0.12 per pot of coffee if it means crappier coffee).
>>21806559>ever try coffee siphon? it looks funMy parents used a Chemex coffee maker for years, one broke, and I had seen an America’s Test Kitchen test recommending a siphon coffee maker, made by Bodum. (It was electric). My parents then bought that, and it was way more of a pain to clean snd empty the coffee grounds. Eventually, the polycarbonate it was made from broke. I went yo purchase a Chemex to make coffee in the meantime, and realized the coffee was much better than the coffee from the siphon Bodum. The Chemex was also easier to clean. I have never though about buying a siphon coffee maker since. The coffee just isn’t as good.
>>21817001taste issue
i alternate between the aeropress, v60, and clever dripper. no one else in my family drinks coffee so batch brewers such as moka pots french presses and chemexes are a no go for me.
>>21816928Huh, I see. I genuinely did not know that so I apologise if I got my information wrong.Thanks, anon!
>>21818109yes, taste is a skill and that kid probably struggles with the moka pot as well
>>21768090I press 2 Senseo pads in a glass with hot water and then I add sugar 2 egg yolks and a tiny bit of salt.
comf see-kay cofveve thread
>>21818112>batch brewers such as moka pots french presses and chemexesnone of those are batch brewers
