Webm thread?
>>21769438why the fuck is the bread moldy>>21769439imagine the smell
>>21769442A little mold never killed anybody.
>>21769445I mean it has though.
>>21769439i despise cum dodgers
>>21769439she's not fooling anyone, she slobs a mean knob, and swallows goo from your cobb.
>>21769431Coffee
>>21769431
>>21769685Looks like shit that I'd feed to diseased pigs.
>>21769715Maybe Khazakstanis are right.
>>21769439
>>21769431young martha stewart was incredibly sexy. look up old pics of her in her 20s. the first frame of OP's vid is how much goo i would fill young martha with
>>21769730She really was, but I think she's 50 in that video.She's looked shockingly young for decades
>>21769445it literally has. many times.
>>21769735proofs?>>21769732I mean she was rich af off sponsorships and had time for magic skincare
>>21769734that's a disgusting amount of spice and sugar. do their tongues not work properly? is it due to low brain-power?
>>21769739that is why the diabetes rates are so high
>>21769701lmao, thats what he gets for being a politician, i dont even care who he is
got to go to mass with husband and baby will post more webms when i get home
>>21769744but no i'm asking a serious question. does low brainpower/IQ correlate with the senses not registering as intensely?
>>21769751>husband and babyletting fags adopt is one of the sickest things imaginable. then you wanna go to mass and mock God to his face?
>>21769431I'm a teetotaler, so I'm clueless here, but isn't that too much alcohol for eggnog?
>>21769579that actually works, but tripping on alkaloids is a very bad idea in general
>>21769762yeah, it's a sizeable amount of booze. plus all the sugar in that bowl. if you have more than 3, next day you're gonna be hungover and pissing out of your ass
>>21769685Bit messy but I'd eat
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING VERTICAL TIKTOK WHORESPOST ACTUAL FOOD VIDEOS
So fucking tired of webm threads devolving into porn. Fuck you.
OOPS! All TikTok. I shant be watching any vertical videos.
>>21769445wrong
>>21769439i will impregnate her
>>21769439>they literally sell cummy bummy sauce
>>21769701What even is that? Just a pile of beans?
>>21769762Seems like a normal amount of alcohol for the average person, no?
>>21769712Boiling steak in water? WTF
>>21769787tfw someone saves your webmthanks anon
>>21769967low cal since she is skinny
>>21769790Every webm thread is going to be this guy dumping his tiktok folder, or maybe making us "new" content by browsing tiktok.
>>21769752dick waving contest where you have to one up your aunties and family with a sweeter desert si you are the head nigga in charge of the kitchen>>21769756I am a woman, anon
>>21769991I browse insta not tiktok I hate the CCP
>>21769780i like zermatt. its funny when he brings his giant spoon out to restaurants to eat like 6 kilos of food>>21769983 your webms are atrocious. you know you have like 2 extra mb to spare right? you could improve the quality quite a bit
>>21769735Literally killing them is serious. That's actual death. Not like the other kind we usually mean when we say someone died from mold. This is literal here.
>>21769742She eats way more than double what I do in a day.
>>21769751Eating cold, hard rice in ice water is some sort of self-punishment. I don't believe anyone but a starving person would do that on purpose. No way she enjoys that. Not even possible. That's "nuts & gum" level disgusting.
>>21769813I fucking LOATHE content presented this way. Or really anything made for phone consumption in less than one minute. And anything vertical really. Fuck social media.
>>21769994>>21769995These are terrible. Why do you like them and save them? You're an adult man, right? Not a teen girl.I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume you're going to die a virgin. This is part of why.
>>21769997>>21769998>>21770001KYS
>>21770052Yeah, no shit. WTF did he think was gonna happen?
>>21770076I mean it would be interesting to see what equivalent all of these shots were, maybe a 750ml bottle of hard liquor? most alcoholics could pack that away, but propably not when drinking it that fast
I will not watch any webms in phone format. Kill yourself OP
>>21769442moldy bread > mayo
>>21770047i could rape you so easily. literal rape.
>>21769706I look like this
>>21769439She's really prettyWhere can i find a girl like this?
>>21769438Way too many picklesWay too little onionsWay too moldy bread
>>21769715Fake nails are gross and unhygienic
>>21770466can I get one without the tub of melted fake cheese?
>>21769706extremely unpleasant watch. not even in a funny haha unpleasant way. just downright disgusting
>>21770065based
>>21770466Burnger
>>21769438What is this? Advanced AI? If seen this before but never noticed the bread, who the fuck makes this but with moldy bread? WTF?
>>21769706a guy died doing this with a mcdonalds hamburger as a party trick
>>21770838They make it because people like you go "omg what an idiot he's using moldy bread" as he laughs his way to the bank.
>>21770853shit you would think they could Heimlick mannouver him but I guess that was meant for small bits of food not a whole burger in your throat
>>21770907steel wool?
>>21770920>>21769438
>>21769762it says 1 per person right at the end. that's enough of an indicator.
>>21769790The /ck/ webm spammer knows nothing of food. He's a ragebait peddler, and not even a good one. He's a banal attention starved faggot that deserves a ball peen hammer to the skull.
>>21770035Adding parsley to the breadcrumbs is really nice
only webm i have thats even slightly food related
>>21769997>I browse insta not tiktok I hate the CCPThey're both owned by the Jews, lmao.
>>21769699>Without immigrants we wouldn't have tasty street tacos, have you considered that? Anyhow you're fired, Paco will do you job for 30% less.
>>21769728It's even better when I blur my eyes and the necklace says goon
>>21769742Getting plapped burns a decent amount of calories I guess
How does he get out
>>21770481Sure, but the melted plastic handle is mandatory
>>21771160Lol, something you wouldn't know
>>21771171pipes under the sand
>>21770037do wypepo really
>>21770754moar jack plsit's a shame the jannies have implicitly banned jack content
>>21769706>I'm getting more of a seared bi-AUAGHMHMJHGUGHGFFFGNGMMFNGGHH
>>21769697You would feed that to your mom?
>>21770466Restaurants for poor people are really pathetic.
>>21770907Is that a literal puddle of unhealthy plant oil in the pan?Why is he ruining the meal like that?
>>21770166That's a fairly small amount of alcohol for an average- sized drinker, I'd say? The main reason shots go down so fast and "last" so short is that there isn't much density to them. I wouldn't WANT to drink a fifth of liquor in that timeframe, but I could easily.
>>21769680>half a slice of toast with a half a tub of cream and three halved strawberriesfuck off, Japan
>>21769680Im a Japan food simp, but "sandos" is completely retarded >>21769559Thats the ideal feminine body.>>21769685I dont understand why people drink beer eating full carbs. I can only take beer with protein dishes by the side.
>>21769751i thought this was bait but it's apparently reali think this qualifies as fourth world shit, not even war torn thirdies eat this poorly
>>21770040Looks like a prequel to an episode of cops.
>>21770013why the fuck does she love sour cream so much.
>>21770249That's not a choice you have to make though. Retard.
>>21770466honestly would
>>21770019What has Nick become…
>>21771883you mean 750 ml hard liqour or the amount in shots the guy drank? because the former would definetly fuck most people up if they drank it in a short amount of time
>>21772273damn I wanted to make the same joke. they also talked about jif peanut butter several times on the pod
brb, hopping through archives for missing ja/ck/ webms
Alright, I got to the point where it was nothing but errors for images, so I think this is as many as I can get (excluding most of the eating webms besides this one, since I prefer webms showing his food successes)
>>21769431SEEXXXOOO!
correction, I have 1 more jack eating webm. This is my last one, if anybody has more pls post. I think I remember somebody making a webm of the rotten brisket chili video, if somebody has that.
>>21769784UOOOHHTE FUCK?
webm threads have been terrible for months, what happened?
>>21769783Sounds like any other monday morning
>>21769706Ah yes, the epitome of american culture and arts, thanks for the things you gave the rest of the world, we are very grateful.
>>21769710Using your infant child as an excuse to show your breasts on the internet for visibility is really one of the lowest point of humanity I have ever witnessed. Women were a mistake
>>21769756>oy vey noo what would y*hweh think?!?!?lol
>>21772425The same reason why webm threads on /tv/ are shit, it's just a softcore gooner thread where you look at some bimbos jiggling their tits around. There's a dozen porn boards within reach, I guess it's just mental illness at this point.
>>21772446It's an ad, anon.The goal is to show the cookies thing, not the boobs.
>>21769728lmao holy fuck why am I laughing
>>21772481they only do this in very rural parts of a part of india, this is NOT REPRESENTSTIVE OF INDIA look at Mumbai it's very clean and healthy
>>21772490FOUR MORE YEARShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Lznha9EQ0
>>21769559If you have to use the slapchop box for your tomatoes you shouldn't be cooking period
