Name the GOAT 'za topping
I'm sorry, but I can't reply seriously to anyone who uses "'za". It's too gay
grilled chicken
Girl buttholes
>>21769440>Open-toe shoes in a commercial kitchen
>>21769455Dont like a little toe cheese with your pizza?
Fresh mozzarella.
>>21769440Boring as fuck, but it's pepperoni. There's a reason it's so ubiquitous, no other topping can carry an entire pizza basically by itself. No vegetable certainly can. And if you do sausage, or bacon, it feels naked and you want to put other meats on the pizza too.
>>21769440pepperoni, onions and mushroom
>>21769440tuna
yeah I'm thinking I'd stuff THAT crust with some GOAT 'roni
Cheese :)
>>21769440'CHOVIES
>>21769440Imagine how pretty she was before puberty
why did square cuts become the norm for thin crust
>>21769440Mushrooms!
>>21769502The sauce won't spill out like a triangle slice, much cleaner than full pizza triangles and easier despite having more cutting motions?
>>21769502Because they're meant to be served at a tavern/bar hence the name "tavern style." It's like a finger food snack to share with everybody.
why is the crust crimped like that?
>>21769523Perhaps it was pinched thin for crunch.
>>21769523thats how you know the thin crust is good
>>21769440Ok I'm calling bullshit on this.>overly attractive girl for non-customer facing job>work area in background is perfectly clean>oven doesn't appear to have any heat leaving it>oven is packed>other pizzas in the oven are in pans and look completely raw>pizza isn't bubbling at all>there is a guy standing around filming
>>21769540there is a streamer girl who manages a pizzeria and makes pizza. its pretty genius. yes she is pretty
>>21769546i had to look up her name. its pizzaprincessg on twitch
>>21769540The shoes didn't give it away?
>>21769556They're nonslip crocflops$40 when discounted
>>21769443I guess moz since every za must have it
>>21769440banana
>>21769443apostrophe posting is how you can tell the poster is an underage shartygroid
>>21769450Same taste butt cheaper.
>>21769500Imagine if she locked you in the oven and turned it on
>>21769440onions>>21769443it's not gay but it is indicative of obesity and r*ddit posting>>21769621trvke thougheverbeit
>>21769468This is the answer.
>>21769468>>21769954These guys have never had cheese pizza
For Neapolitan, Margherita or prosciutto & funghi (mushrooms)For New York, Pepperoni or plainEverything else simply isn't pizzaTastelets don't fuckin @ me
>>21769440>ywn have a somewhat cute eyetalien girl feed you pizza with her juicy buttWHY LIVE
>>21769440just cheese
>>21769440Shiitakes sauteed in garlic butter.
>>21769440italian sausage + mushrooms + black olives + pepperswe call it The Big WOP
>>21769446grilled chicken is good on a white-sauce pizza, but no good on traditional red sauce based pies
>>21769440mushrooms.it will always be mushrooms.if you don't like mushrooms you're not human.
>>21769552Holy fuck, her nose is enormous
>>21769440How much extra do I have to tip to get her to fart on my 'za?
>>21769540I knew it was only a matter of time before you baited an angry virgin
>>21770168chicken is never good on pizzaOnly cured pork belongs on pizza
>>21770005Why is /ck/ like this
>>21769440incel
>>21770273>Only cured pork belongs on pizzahopefully the pizza has some bullets on it as well so you can use it to load a gun and kill yourself for having such shit taste.
>>21770274Like what?
>>21770276Kek sneed fuckin tastelet chicken on pizza is uttershitem8You gonna put steak on pizza too?How about put it in your fuckin ice cream oh man that'll be good!
>>21770277You have one picture for every time you decide to enter a thread.>>21770279See here he is
>>21770279i put your dad's cream on my pizza and ate it while i fucked his ass and he sucked my cock
>>21770281I've no clue what you're onaboutbruvm8>>21770282r u d e ! ! !
The tears of New York Fauxtalians are my favorite pizza topping
Random cheese peppers bacon
>>21770273Don't make me tap the sign if the pizza has anything on it that wasn't baked along with the pizza its no longer a pizza same goes for the ice cube on dough hipster method, enjoy your naan/pita bread thirdie
>>21769443You're crying
>>21770408Where? How? Why?
>>21769514>It's like a finger food snack to share with everybodythat’s every pizza outside of italy
>>21769440I want to sniff her hair, neck and nape
>>21770483I want to cut a hole in her yoga pants so I can firmly plant my nose in between her hams and huff her cheesy, saucy glory
>>21769440Hmm. Banana peppers.
>>21770514I'd stick a banana in there alright
>>21769540I dunno she's not bad despite the aquiline nose.
>>21770275Nobody asked you, Becky
>>21770517Sigh...
>>21769492I very much doubt, sir, that your prized 'roni is the GOAT in any sense other than its aroma.
>>21769603nice try, Olaf
>>21770005I can get behind the first two takes, but your gatekeeping is ludicrously harsh
>>21770242
>>21770548don't knock it until you try it
>>21770300kek>>21770431the Netherlands would like a word with you
>>21770555I have, and I enjoy it. But my version has no cheese or tomato. I use peanut butter, honey, bacon, and loads of nutmeg.
>>21769443za is ck tradition newfag lurk moar.
>>21769468Based.
>>21769440Damn, she poops from there and everything.
>>21770361Kek you live in fucking flyoversvilleI bet there's fuckin cumwhite snow everywhere you go>>21770552It just isn't pizzaLike Bolognese with garlic just is no longer BologneseOr Carbonara with cream of some young guy (or animal semen) is no longer Carbonara
>>21769603das rite cracka
>>21770806It's a forced meme by utter retards.This kills the crab is a tradition.
>>21770806I have been on this shit hole since like 2007 and only trolls/tards call it za to get a rise out of people, call it za, and wa la, people get mad.
>>21769954>>21769468Pepperoni is a little too basic bitch for me, I like sausage. I guess I got traumatized by getting Little Cesars Hot and Ready every week as a kid
>>21769443Ho' i' 'za ga'?
>>21769440Assuming she is 18 years old or older, I would like to park my pepperoni into her gaping and dripping calzone.
>>21770431Australia had a weird thing where they only seemed to sell 8" pizzas.
>>21769440Pepperoni, Jalapeños, sausage and mushrooms. Do you dare challenge the son of sparta?
>>21769862There's no need for anti-semetism now anon. I say, two wrongs don't make it right!
>>21770245She can smell the quality of pizza. And money.
anchovy
>>21770806No it's not. How fresh are you?
>>21769440
>>21770005>>21770877Anchovy is the biggest tastelet filter for pizza so if I don't see that on anyone's list of toppings they like then I immediately know they have shit taste in pizza. It always makes me laughw hen people act like purists for italian pizza and then don't kneel to the 'achovy.
>>21771146how fat
Test
>>21772579I'm not seeing it.
>>21772607Banned for racism again, huh? It happens to the best of us. Welcome back.
>>21769440Her panties
>>21769440bump
>>21769440I would eat that ass
>>21769499Checked and true. This guy plops
>>21769443It‘s only because your sexuality isn’t firmly set yet.
>>21769440Any answer other than 'ronis is contraianism. You can have your personal favorite but the king is the king regardless of your feelings
>>21769443That's just being a fatass, not gay. People who use cutlery when eating pizza are the real gays.
pineapple, duh
>>21770279>i'm being retarded lol>isn't this hilarioushaha yea man
>>21770938>people shortening words in a social evolution setting that still clearly, directly refers to something is a "forced meme"you're just bored so you're trying to stand for something like a fuckin' faggot trying to die on a hill that doesn't matteryou can't be serious nigga>pic related is how you're acting
>>21774266bix nood
>>21774323nta and please do not think I'm ta, but you sound fucking insufferable and extra.
>>21769440Fior di latte
>>21769440>sandals in a kitchenBitch is going to get hot oil on her feet and flip out, likely causing a fire. Manor health and safety risk.She needs to be terminated. t.knower.
>>21774571>She needs to be terminated.bit extreme isn't it
>>21774575As in fired lol.
>>21774571>Worked in a gas station kitchen.>Co-worker in fryer/deli kitchen is a dumbass.>He wore sandals to work one day.>I was on dish-bitch duty while he fried the chicken in the massive drum fryer we had.>He goes to pull up the basket after the timer goes off.>I look over just as he does it.>Dumb fucker FLINGS the lid up.>Boiling oil splashes he apron, legs, and feet. >He freaks out, as anyone would. >Flies backwards slamming into the cutting table, sending knives and vegetables/their containters everywhere.He didn't cause a fire, but he got 2nd degree burns for being a retard. Glad I left that hellhole.
>>21769560you can't wear open shoes in a kitchen because then you could sue or get workers comp / disability when inevitably boiling water or hot oil or molten cheese or pepperoni falls on your foot and gives you instant 3rd degree burns. the skin on the top of your feet is extremely thin and burns 10 times faster than your hands.
Why do women feel the need to show their ass and clitoris to every male in sight? Of course if you notice (as you're intended to) it makes you a rapist. Women's rights were a mistake.
>>21769455wait til you learn about doctors in hospitals wearing flip flops
god i fucking hate vertical video posters
>>21774904bro you're full screen?
>>21769440>za.webmyou don't wanna know what toppings i'd be topping
>>21769552you misled me into thinking she was the girl in the op webm. no way in fuck are these the same girl
>>21769443For me it's the mouthbreathers that say din-dins
>>21769440sniffffffffffff
>>21775886I love me some din dins. I also say Dinnies and Dinnaroos.
>>21769443Specially because it's "zuh". Who the fuck says pizza with a gay upward inflection? It's pete-zuh not pete-ZAH.
>It's ok for women to wear tight and revealing leggings and clothes to work because "It's comfy and warm!">Men can't wear sweats and gym shorts for the same reason.
>>21776315Based
>>21776342body positivity is good, and we should accept all bodies on penalty of being canceled, unless you're a short man in which case you should KYS because you're a fascist for being short
>>21769440a steamy log of her shit
>>21774661doctors dont work with hot ovens and deep fryers you absolute bufoon
>>21769440you could bounce a quarter off that ass>>21773216/thread
>>21770005>For New York, Pepperoni or plain>or plainpepperoni is plain, retard
>>21770518>aquiline noseYou saw this in Dune or some other fag book and now you use it to describe every remotely angular nose. Stop this shit.
>>21769440hawaiin, but with short cut bacon (centre cut or 'cangen' bacon for the yanks) instead of ham. and onion added. cracked black pepperino on top. delicioso. oh, and has to be a thinnish undercarriage.
>>21776520Yeah...Hypodermic needles, scalpels and bio-hazardous waste are so much better.KYS
>>21777581NTA but seriously? you know that's the same thing as a Roman nose right?That's been a thing (aquiline) as a discriptor for a LOOOONG time you illiterate troglodyte.
>>21769440aint nothing like a good drizzle of 'chup on my 'za, xtra 'chovies
>>21776333https://youtu.be/C4rDflJd1NA?t=249the middle guy
>>21777581you're only marginally less retarded than those zoomers who think everything THEY just found on tiktok is new to everyone else too. congrats on being able to read a novel though, you're way ahead of the pack there!
I’m not a big roni on the za guy. Pepperoni is okay, but not amazing.I think bell pep and mushroom are certainly underrated. Supreme pizza is awesome.Also back when I went to school at LSU there was a local place that would offer thin-sliced andouille sausage with worcestershire sauce, basil pesto, and sriracha on top. Ooooh baby it was the best thing I think I have ever eaten
>>21774625It's there for Chad to see. Not creeps (sub 5 males) like you.
Covfefe is good for you OP.
>>21769468Yeah the other meat toppings are good at times but pepperoni is the only one that doesn't get old.
Brapples. Wearing flip flops in a kitchen is retarded btw. >>21770518She doesn't have an aquiline nose. Where's the bumpy bridge?
She's so pretty I just want to fucking die
i have the same shovel its from lidl, but i cant do the trick where the slide the pizza unto the shovel
>>21769440clam and garlic. Artichoke acceptable garlic sub.
>>21778684It isn't a shovel. It is called a peeler.
>>21769440pepperoni no cheese.
>>21778715i guess that changes everything i hope it works now that i ll be calling it a peel and not a shovel
I'm not an incel so I go heavy with kebab or tenderloin with Bearnaise sauce. Might as well go all out bumping up those macros because the basal metabolic rate gets most of the job done anyway.
>>21778674I need a hot autistic italian woman with a big loving catholic family who has a successful white-table-cloth restaurant; this would literally fix me
>>21769440sniffa
