>mum asks me to cook for the whole family>I cook 4 different stir frys because dad hates garlic and is diabetic, mum and my aunt are vegetarian, and my brother requires half his meal to be meat>I google the recipes I need and follow them exactly as described>all the meals turn out like absolute shit>my family ends up resenting me for the rest of the nightI don’t know why I even bother sometimes
you are a complete fucking retard. just make one diabetic-friendly vegetarian stir fry without garlic, cook the meat separately, then add it to your brother and father's dishes or take out the portions for your mother and aunt and then add the meat to what's left. however this didn't even happen, it's just another garbage post on this shit ass board on this retarded fucking website.
Next time just make hot dog, no bun.
>>21770435sounds like you bit off more than you could chew. juggling 4 different dishes, especially ones that require somewhat precise timing like stir fries. should have picked one single dish that would meet everybody's requirements, or at least 2 or 3 people's and could be easily modified for the others. it's ok, it's a learning experience. better luck next time.
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>>21770449Sharty Maserati
>>21770435he did a good job raising those boys
>>21770442What's so fucking hard about stirring fries?
>>21770498every member of the pack wants them stirred differently
>>21770435>all the women are vegetarian Why are they like this?
>>21770508moral compass and/or personal preference
>>21770508Performative morality.
>>21770508It's the best diet for health and longevity. I know at least 2 vegetarian women who are in their 50s ~ 60s and they look at least 15 years younger with no surgery or shit like that
>>21770435>>21770438Man op, I want to give you the benefit of the doubt with that Haha you clowns pic, but the other anon is right.
>>21770435this is not a fan fiction site, please go to fanfiction.net next time.
>>21770435>I cook 4 different stir frysHaha, you clown
>>21770435same boat, anon. I fucking hate cooking for my family because all they ever want is air fryer food or jarred sauces on pasta, because my stepmom's become an absurdly fussy eater in the last few years and refuses to eat onions, most root veg, spicy food, tomatoes "in lumps", iceberg lettuce, etc... when I pitch any other meals to them, they act like i'm crazy. just wanna make fra diavolo, bros...
>get asked to make my special gumbo for 15 people >but they’re old so can you make it not spicy …I never made it spicy in my life except that one time I added habanero peppers. I have no idea what that means, so I guess I’ll just wing it. I guess I’ll use red bell peppers only and maybe make creole gumbo instead of cajun gumbo.
>>21770534This exactly, eating some soy is easy and nets them social points with their fellow leftie cuntoids, actually being a decent person to the people who care about them (especially the men) is hard and either has no effect on social status or the opposite one.
>>21770667Ask yourself how much spice people who overtly don't like spicy things can take. Which is to say next to no heat, at most add just enough cayenne to give it a warming sensation 6 bites in.
>>21770667You can always add spice later, what is the problem?I worked in a hospital kitchen for 3 years and ate the same shit we made for the patients, you think we didn't know how to make the extra mild slop for old and sick people tasty for ourselves?
>>21770786You really can’t. You can just add salt. >>21770761I don’t know. I’ve never actually met anyone who can’t handle at least medium spiciness. That’s why I never really understood the “whypeepo don’t season dey food” thing, but I also grew up poor.
>>21770438Nah his brother should just eat his fucking vegetables for one meal
>>21770659>tomatoes "in lumps"wha?
>>21770506You could have cooked the meat separately.And made the nondiabetic part a garlic sauce. Then everyone could have the vegan type and add meat or sugar sauce(I think that's what you mean by not diabetic friendly).You could have put most of your focus on the one dish instead of multiple. And also, if you are cooking something new, periodically taste test to see where you currently are at and where you are going, flavorwise.
>>21770435Just make burgers idiot.
>>21770435Stirfries are only for people who can cook. Stick to shake n bake pasta n sauce or lasagna.You didn’t fail, your own limitations failed you Champ
>>21770659>No onionsBehead that bitch,shes demon possesed
>>21770435Even if this story was true, wouldn't you only have to make 3 different meals?
>>21770659Just make a small thing of your burnt spaghetti bullshit on your own time
>>21770438I'm pretty sure you're lurking /ck/ all day, you sperg over anything
>>21770435That show is brain damage in animated form. I literally cannot comprehend how people find it funny.
>>21772518It took me a long while tinrealise that maybe stir fries are actually not worth the effort. Cutting everything, using the right amount of sauces, cooking everything at the right temperatures for the right times, and cleaning the 50 million bowls and utensils used to cook. It’s too much. From now on it’s rice, air fried chicken breast, and microwaved broccoli for my rice dishes. It’s boring, but if it guarantees a good tasting and healthy meal in 20 minutes or less, then it’s worth it.
>>21772647https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-wB6YzcXvt4
>>21774297>m.you sure showed him
>>21774302I wasn’t trying to ‘show’ him. Also what is with you retards and having a whinge every time someone posts something using their phone? You never browsed the site while taking a shit or lying in bed? Get over yourself.
>>21770435aaaight senpai ima clue you in on something that i had to realize myself. After working ina restaurant both hot and cold dishes, i wanted to recreate something id like to call timed dishes at home, well you see, even if you acquire the heat lamps, the room temperature, the plate heater, the utensile heater and many more gadgets the thing boils down to this, your kitchen is not set up to prepare meals whos flavourfullness hinges on timing and the temperatures of its envirenoment, you do not have a second chef to coordinate the food rollout with and you do not have a fucking servant to roll out the food precisly when it needs to plus i bet you your guests have a somewhat not in tune with your work time schedule as in they wont dig in or be at their tables ready to eat when they ought to. Frankly your kitchen setup limits you in ways you cannot outdo really, so to make the point here, you were set up, you were set up for failure and it is not your fault. I still cannot understand the whole thing some families have where they all eat together but its always half measure meals, no real agenda structure,, roles ranks no responsibillity nothing its all feel good wishy washy of which the illusion hinges on one poor cocksuckers back most of the time. Anyways cooking is a beautiful thing, do not cook for those who have no appreciation for the craft and effort that goes into coocking.
What does it mean to cook for someone diabetic other than holding back the sugars? We got one in the extended family and he just eats everything and takes shots.
>>21774402>I still cannot understand the whole thing some families have where they all eat together but its always half measure meals, no real agenda structure, roles ranks no responsibillity nothing its all feel good wishy washy of which the illusion hinges on one poor cocksuckers back most of the time.Back in family meal times, you ate what there was, and if you refused because "I'm vegan" or "I don't eat gluten" or some other whiny horseshit, the best you could expect would be going to bed hungry. Spoiled boomer children spoiled their own children and killed all of Western society.
>>21770435Just dont? If your family is so pedantic about getting FREE FOOD, then fuck em. Lettem rot. Not your problem.
>>21774564this
>>21770435>>I cook 4 different stir frysMake one and just don't put any meat in the one that's vegetarian because that's basically no work, the rest can suck it up.
>>21774485low sugar, sometimes low carb if the beetus is bad enough. Unless you're baking cakes or something cooking for a diabetic should never be a problem.
>>21770435Hard mode with your asian meal plan, anon.Use the oven for roasting the meat, and tuck in 2 more casseroles or a sheet pan for veggies. Keep it simple and go back to basics. Rice dinners, and saucy things featuring sugar or corn starch are horrible for a diabetic. Blood sugar spike.Get instant read thermometer so you don't screw up, then shole pork loin or 10-pk of chicken breasts. Rub them down minus the garlic. Baked potatoes, sheet pan of assorted veggies that cook nicely together, oil-tossed cauliflower, broccoli, peppers, mushrooms, various squash and brussels, etc. Toss on a couple cloves of garlic for the french bread for those who like it. Try your hand at casseroles like creamy yellow squash w/cheesey ritz on top. Or wild rice w/mushrooms, or variations of green bean casserole. Marinate some side salads like cucumbers n sour cream. One crunchy veggie side can be featured like latkes, onion rings, or fried okra/green tomatoes.
>>21772647It’s silly fun. Stop being a bitch
>>21774314>well, I DO [retarded niggershit] and therefore it's IMPOSSIBLE you don't hurrdurrstay on xwitter, normgroid
>>21776190You dont have a bed or toilet where you live?
>>21772647booooring
>>21770435>getting straddled with hosting a family gatheringyou failed at step one. I don’t know your situation so I can’t advise but when my family tries to get me to host some bullshit I dodge that like a nuclear missile.That’s not to say I won’t help out or cool something for a gathering but I’m not firing on all cylinders in my 10 sq ft apartment kitchen to serve a dozen people.
>>21770659give your mom microwaved chef boyardee cause she clearly has the palate of an autistic toddler
