Get those diapers back on AGAIN, cookletsWe're makin' a simple Eyetalian tomater SOCE
>>21771337you mean macaroni and gravy?
stop trying to be masao
>>21771339I suppose you could make that with itIt's still SOCE, but it'd be all gravy, baby>>21771341I've no clue what you're onaboutm8First, heat some olive oiyu in a pan on low heatQuarter of the finest red oanioan ya got
Sweat the oanioan a bit, "deglaze" with only the finest 2 buck Chuck ya got, to use the parlance of our times
Only the finest CENTO tomaters
Bring it to a SIMMER so it's bubbling like a fuckin VOLCANO
Place the lid on so it's not covering it completely as to have it boil evenly but also allow it to evaporate
Now we wait 2 hoursI need to get some TEAAnd some MOZZARELLA for the Parmigiana I'm making tonight
Oh scheisse I almost forgot the rind of the cheeseInto the soce
>>21771431are you a woman or black? I’ve never seen someone drive a bmw and be so disgusting
>>21771685you’re a woman, got it
>>21771672Hey take it easy I'm remodeling and the living room is full of random shite like 2 toilets and a clothes drying rack cause my dryer is brokenOne was supposed to come yesterday but it got delayed because I couldn't understand the driver on the phone and didn't have my cars moved from the drivewayAlmost Eggies in Purgatory time
Take the spent rind out, and you of got a nice simple Eyetalian tomater SOCE that you can kind have use on anything like eggplant or chicken parm
Herecs my 4eggies in Purgatory, for exampleThrow in some MOZZARELLA and lil ricelets and you of got yourself a MEAL
>>21771797Looks disgusting and having a BMW isn't impressive either
>>21771839No it doesn't, and I never said having a BMW was impressive
>>21771724>the living room is full of random shite like 2 toiletsNew toilets that’ll be installed?
>>21772180At some point I guess
>>21771863FUCK
having a lil bender, OP?
>>21771337Had a laugh, OP. Good bread
Uh oh...Look at what I just got!
>>21773479What’s going to be the inaugural dish?
>>21771368>not Contadina/ck/ is a Contadina board, chump.
>>21771337Unsanitary cooking conditions.
>>21773949Mac and Cheese from the box.
>>21773949I was gonna make an omelet at 1am last night but the damn stove top doesn't work because I'm not getting enough voltage from the dang meterThe oven works though so I might make some eggieplant parmigiana despite being able to just make that in the toaster oven
>>21771337Get EM FUCK THE DARKIES! LONG ISLAND! LONG ISLAND! LONG ISLAND OOOOOWEEEEEEEOOOOOOAAYYYYYE
>>21771724Your parents are remodeling? All these photos from how long ago?Your posts are so cringe. What does 'SOCE' mean? >>21771857You imply that you think it's impressive because you "feature" your fucking faggy keys in every photo. You go out of your way to place them in the shot. That's fucking sad. And you would stop it but your cooking photos are all old and taken with your blurry shitty camera. I'm sure if you ever cooked anything new you'd know full well to stop putting your keys in there and otherwise quit revealing that it's you. Then you'd be like everyone else and judged on your food alone. But as we've mentioned before, you're not about that. You LOVE the negative attention. And that's because you don't know any other kind. Sorry about your childhood.
>>21773134Fuck off, OP. No one would ever believe anyone would enjoy your threads.
>>21773479A new camera?No, no you didn't. Ask dad to give you an advance on your allowance. He should have gotten gas. Your dad sucks.
>>21771366>I felt he used too many onions but it was still a very good sauce
>>21777335SOCE is Eye'talian for sauce...These pics are being posted as I take them...I've never implied any such thingI definitely do NOT go out of my way to put keys into my pictures; I've no clue what you're onaboutm8
>>21777337Kek, gas stoves suck; they can't even get hot enough to do a 30 second sear on a ribeye! Laughable, man! Haha!>>21777343I'm not injun at all (dots nor feathers)>>21777345'Twas but a quarter of an oanioan
I've never had an all white stove before;It's just so C U T E !!
Nice greasy lens
>>21777373You posted this photo yesterday, liar. You haven't cooked in years.
>>21777384Turned out pretty nice
>>21777472Aw thanks bb
Threw some Trader Joe's orzo into some soup that my aunt froze up for meYou just can't cook like me#godsblessthisfuckinmess
>>21779219>>21779225More old photos from when OP was so stupid that he still put keys and pocketknives in his blurry faggy pics. Saddest anon on here. Lives in filth, can't cook, thinks he's cool.Poo in the loo, incel.
>>21779391Well he's brown, so what were you expecting?
>>21779844and quite pudgy
>>21779391For sure>>21779844Kek keep "mirin" my beautiful golden bronze farmer's tan lil flyoverlet>>21779889Kek delusional
>>21780017You're mentally ill. At the very least severe autism. The way you keep repeating the same posts and photos over and over is a dead giveaway. You've always been an indoor cat with no social life. You have no idea how weird you're being and when informed of it you just stubbornly double down.You're a sad case. Failure to launch.
>>21771365Why do you have your key fob, one of the dirtiest items on average, next to food in your house?>BMWnever mind
>>21780073Kek what the fuck are you onaboutm8 my cats are all mostly outdoorsMostly>nooo don't post food on this Indonesian metal casting forum!!!Kek cry pussy>>21780211Why not? >next to food in your house?Ok how about NOT in my house?
>>21779844>>21777378there is approximately a 0% change youre not indian. I get that this is just a bait thread but I know you stink irl bro
>>21780017>farmers are tanning the palms of their handsBrown boy cope
>>21780224Your poser life is so embarrassing. I bet you have that Kwik-e-Mart voice. lolYou must value that photo where other people actually sat and ate a meal in your presence. You're so starved of social interaction. Trying to impress us with car keys and other things you believe will be seen as "luxury items". Maybe where you came from this would all make everyone green with envy. But we can see right through your insecurities. You've told us so much more than you realize.
>>21780333Delusional>>21780489tanlet girl sneed>>21781213What am I posing as?
>>21781243>he just keeps digging himself deeper
>>21781243Posing as one of us.
>>21781260>she's fuckin' losin' it>>21781262As a ricelet cooklet tastelet?Kek you could never cook like me
No one wants to cook like you. You're so blind to what's happening here. You just live in a fantasy you've created where you've built yourself up as something you're not. Do you REALLY think anyone at all is impressed with you? You can't even take a clear photo. You don't have the BASICS. You don't have a working camera to "show off" with. LOLThat's just the tip of the iceberg with you, but it's a big one because the very window into your "luxurious" lifestyle is smeared with Crisco! Permanently. If there's a clear image it means it's very old. You haven't posted your "poivre" pic yet. Let's see it. The one time you made pepper sauce for your steak that you're so endlessly proud of. I hope you realize you're a joke. I mean, I know you love the attention. You have professional chefs writing paragraphs making fun of you; that's not nothing. But it's out of disgust. You disgust us. And you're SO starved of love and attention from your absent upper middle class parent that you come here to farm hatred so you can bask in the brief glory of mere acknowledgement. Put aside that we HATE you. Focus on the fact that we SEE you.Now that I've written it it's even more sad to ponder. You think about your life now, Ranjeep.
>>21781347I've made poiver so many fuckin times, somnyboyAll you post is fast food bullshit LOL
>>21779844you know I've had time to think about it, and I think op is a downy. eats a lot, likes to larp as someone who is rich and "cool", and a fat fuck.post selfy OP
>>21782598LOL, yeah he's definitely fat and retarded. Probably rubs his dick raw spanking it all day.
>>21771337>reatards trollingt his thread>OP is 1337>nobody even checkedchecked. anyone being mean to OP in this thread is newfag scum.
>>21783463Shut the fuck up, OP. Everyone knows it's you. No one will defend you.
>>21771431Is that a Benchmade Crooked River Knife?
i live like a slob and even that kitchen surface is gross to me. clean up your counter
>>21783977It all inherently looks dirty through a filthy, greasy lens too.You'd think someone "living in luxury" could afford a working camera or even just an entry level smartphone, the cheapest of which have photographic capabilities that dwarf what was available just ten years ago.I have 3 working phones and all of them can take better photos that OP is capable of. I guess he thinks putting keys to a higher-end car in the frame with each filthy, blurry image of retardation will negate the fact that he doesn't even have a decent phone, let alone an actual camera like you'd think such a person would possess.
