Ever felt an impulse to grab a couple of these fuckers to take home and make a roast or stew out of them? What would be the "safest" city bird for good eating?
This but with people.
If you have a pond or public park that has ducks or geese in it just grab one of them by the neck and windmill your arm around and put it in a garbage bagThey are free you can take as many as you want
>>21771405Aren't all city birds absolutely filled with disease and parasites?>>21771428Geese might be a bit hard innit
>>21771405The amount of work required to butcher and clean them won't make it worth it like imagine plucking 20 fuckers
>>21771405https://youtu.be/SEPMuyGe7dg
These fuckers are delicious. However if you just want to have fun killing birds, kill the European Starling. They're evasive in the US.
>>21771590the french are the chinese of europe
>>21771664>evasiveInvasive, dipshit
>>21771664>evasiveMight be a bit hard to grab one aye
>>21771725>>21771728Honestly my miss spelling worked out.
>>21771405All the food available isn't enough to satisfy your glutinous maw so now you drooling over little birds? A Jamaican yard long black cock will satisfy your cravings you mentally retarded faggot
>>21771664BasedI use to love wandering around the woods around my childhood home and deleting Starlings with my pellet gun
>>21771428Swans belong to King Charles and you might get offed with your head.
>>21771725Get therapy you miserable faggot.
>>21772355and then what are they doing with them
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https://youtube.com/shorts/JeVKlUGOM_0?si=UFRxHz-rAFwc4uNG
