It seems rich people just get the same brand of soda as everyone else. Actually, there are soda for poor people. But not the other way.
there is but you'll never know.
if there was a rich people version of coke they'd go bankrupt because 99% of the country would stop buying coke
There is. It’s called coke. >>21773549Post gut
>>21773549yeah idk man they make rich people water like Fiji and almost nobody buys it because it's a meme and a scam
>a 12 pack costs 10 dollarsCoke is for rich people now
>>21773561>less than 1 dollar eachJust how much coke are you blowing through, anon?
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>>21773535There are many small-batch sodas, including root-beer.There's a root-beer made north of here that's out-of-this-world.I'm not sure on colas specifically, but I am sure they exist, somewhere.
>>21773535>rich people just get the same brand of soda as everyone elsethe problem is assuming rich people drink soda. They'll have sparkling water, maybe with some flavour added to it if they want to drink something bubbly.
OP has never been to a secret lithium and cocaine 7up&coke original recipe soda party
>>21773582I was actually attending University of Houston when DJ Screw died. Rip in peace.sStill sippin on 44s
>>21773535I can tell you've never tried to look very hard. You just can't usually find it in a regular grocery store. I also think if you're rich enough and you care about it, you could even make it yourself and it'd probably be good. Look up 'artisan cola' or 'high-end cola' and you'll see a few pricey brands. I have only had had picrel, (aside from pepsi, coke, generic store brands, and RC,) for $2.29USD per 12oz can and it was ASS. I saw people on social media drinking it so i got a few flavors and fell victim to a scam.
>>21773565It’s literally the only thing I drink.
>>21773661You should worry about your dental bills more than your grocery costs.
>>21773566nice mole fatty, stop me when i get it right, quarter? half dollar? silver dollar?
>>21773566Lmao sucking it in
>>21773566Weird nipple placement but I'd still hit.
>>21773535Because any rich person that drinks coke doesn’t have a palate capable of appreciating higher quality soda
>>21773535It’s called Mexican Coke.
>>21773714I have no idea what you're trying to say or ask>>21773723I'm 125 pounds if I suck my stomach in you can see my ribs >>21773729thanks you too
>>21773735>have no idea what you're trying to say or askoh i see now the grotesque blemish isnt just a harmlessly ugly mole its an open wound, much better
>>21773565I remember when they were $.25 each FROM A VENDING MACHINE, zoomie.
>>21773735>t. pectus excavatum
>>21773535>Why is there no rich person version of coke?I guess if you had to point to something it'd be those homemade soda machines but Coke is already a luxury product, it's abnormal and unwise to drink it constantly. Then again maybe abnormal isn't the right word since poorfags are constantly guzzling sugarwater like it's waterwater.
>>21773738>>21773759this board is like a twilight zone episode where fat people make fun of some one who is normal weight
>>21773535What about Jones root beer? That's kinda posh.
>why is there no rich person version of (extremely basic vice that needs no frills)There are but they don't sell a lot because some things are actually just cheap and good and can't be made better by throwing money at them.Soda in particular is just water, sugar, and carbonation, no amount of retarded probiotics or exotic extracts can significantly improve on that basic formula.It's like asking why there's no rich person version of fried chicken or weed.
>>21773794>no rich person version of weedSomeone clearly hasn't been to a dispensary ever, there's tons of artisan growers and ridiculously priced rosins.As for soda, there's really only one way to improve it: add FRESH fruit juice, which drastically shortens the shelf life.
>>21773867>Rosin!rosin is like 20 a gram and can be made with a hair iron
>>21773535What a plebeian...
>>21773535>It seems rich people just get the same brand of soda as everyone else.rich people drink mocktails, not soda.
>>21773739OK, boomer.
>>21773789I wasn't making fun, I was pointing out the flared rib is part of pectus excavatum. I have the same thing and I'm a fat fuck.
>>21773549the only reason soft drink even exists is as mixers for alcohol. like 80% of coke's business is contracts with bars and fast food chains. at $5 a bottle I never see people buy it for any other reason
joe rogan drinks Zevia.there's a cute blonde chick who does asmr, she drinks olipop.i like virgil's. i'm not rich but when i splurge i get virgils.
>>21773535it's by concept a drink for poor faggotsthe fact you need to be explained why corn syrup infused shit that come out of a factory is a poorfag drink is proof you are retarded and thus most likely poor
I'm pretty sure everyone in our world is a slave or paid actor and the real rich people have a secret city somewhere with the real art and literature and higher education. They probably have their own soft drink.
>>21773535Pepsico released a high end version of Pepsi called 1893 that was supposedly closer to the original flavor made with kola nut extract. It's discontinued now, and I hate this timeline that has no 1893 but has multiple shelves full of phenylalanine laced garbage.
>>21773561Best value currently are 1.25 and 2L bottles from Walmart or Kroger.
>>21773873Glad someone has some sense on this board.
>>21773789bro is slithtly overweight with abnormal genetics. 100 years ago hed be moonlight scrounging for passed over potatos in the field after harvest.
>>21773535>Why is there no rich person version of coke?>>there is but you'll never know.Crates of Coca-Cola that have stood for 3 months or more in a cellar owned by Britney Spears automatically become a version of Coca-Cola for the rich people. If you also invite the priest of Asatru to bless the Coca-Cola before putting it in the cellar, or a sorcerer to put a beneficial spell on them, there will be additional beneficial effect.
>>21773873This and Fentiman's
>>21773560>Fiji>rich people waterOh, bless your heart.>>21773794>there's no rich person version of fried chickenPoulet de Bresse. It's at least £39 per kg/$18 per lb fresh and raw so a whole bird can cost $100 or so. It would be an absolute waste to fry but considering the prevalence of "wagyu" burgers (or even ones made from proper A5 wagyu) these days, I guarantee someone somewhere has fried a poulet de Bresse and charged an exorbitant fee for it.
>>21774088Some sure.. there is private wealth out there we can't even imagine... famous rich people like celebrities like musk and Elon and Zuckerberg. Are literally just retarded influencesers puppets for the real rich people with private wealth
>>21773535Why are you obsessed with money?
>>21773661This is fucking concerning.
>>21773600I got a 4-pack of that stuff for $11 at Walgreens. The whole point is that it's like 30-45 calories instead of 170. It's tasty but it's not Coke and it's prohibitively expensive for my budget. I don't drink sugar sodas anyway so something like Poppi or Ollipop (that was actually the ones I bought) are a treat now and then.
>>21774298hookers gon' hook.
>>21773789hes fat and terribly insecure about it hence the sucked in gut and repeated attempts to prove otherwise
>>21773873I buy the Grapefruit version of this, it's so damn good
Coke costs more per gallon than gasoline
>>21773549The secret is active management of fintech investments with a focus on quality AI startups.
>>21774560Coke is typically measured in grams.
>>21773581>They'll have sparkling waterDonald Trump is rich. Use to own a football team, for example. He drinks Diet Coke by the truckload, and has been doing so since the 70s.
>>21774560And Big Macs cost more per pound than cars what's your point
>>21774300>>21773600$11?Jesus.Back in April, I bought a bunch of loose cans using couponing shenanigans where they turned out to be 33¢ish each.Then I found out there was a class action lawsuit and they had to reimburse people 75¢ per can for making false claims. So I filed, got my money and it was like I was I paid 43¢ per can to buy Poppi.>You just can't usually find it in a regular grocery store. lmaowutYeah, your not funding decent soda at fucking Walmart buy that's not "a regular grocery store"Jesus fuck, man, everyone's got Vernon's and Jones and other shit these days. Walmart doesn't because their low class regulars wouldn't buy it, anyway.
>>21773990alcoholic projects his alcoholism onto the rest of the world
>>21773544Checked, based and elite pilled
>>21774596That's so you don't notice how expensive it isIf it had the price per gallon listed as well people would hesitate to buy it>>21774646People should be aware of the affordability compared to essentials
>>21773535It's the blood of children lol
>>21773535
>>21774452I buy grapefruit jaritos
>>21773535There is, you just aren't rich enough to get the invite yet. Keep on grinding for those shekels maybe you'll make it some day.
>>21773535It's called RC cola
>>21773735ew
>>21773586Best akshually I've seen all week, respect. Anyway this thread reminds me of reading Luis Bunuel's autobiography and he talks about wanting to open a bar for rich people, the most expensive cocktail has gold leaf in it and costs 1000$, and every time you order one they shoot off a cannon inside the bar, cause fuck all the dumb poor people who have to get up and work in the morning.
>>21773566Fatass.
>>21774104Can't forget the special (((yellow caps))) that pop up around Chakka-Khan and Satire.They count as "rich people", right?
>>21774718Anon...I...
>>21777059>brown hands...
>>21777048Just Passover, not Hanukkah. Hanukkah doesn't require abstinence from corn. Passover does.
Rich people don't eat and drink goyslop>muh BuffetHe's advertising Coke and McDonalds because he's a business man.
>>21777059I... What? You what?
>>21777059We don't know what this photo is.
>>21777076LOL, no. Amazingly since this site is 90% BROWN at this point.Breaks OVER, get back to gloryhole #3, the boss says if you don't fuck it up again, you'll get that $10 bonus for the night.
>>21777118>Being this new..
>>21777119It's RICH people coke, anon.
>>21773873Beat me to it. Genuinely one of the best mixers on the market (if not THE best) and I grab it every single time it's available.Drinks perfectly fine on its own too.Personally for colas I like Diet Rite.
The rich person coke is cocktails. The sort of shit that has a bunch of expensive ingredients.
>>21777059That much coke is fatal, right? I never understood how these rich bastards always buy and sell fucktons of cocaine but never seem to OD at the rate you would expect for how much they seem to fucking use.
>>21777436A-CUH-CUH-CUH-YEAH
>>21777445I think you might be surprised at what goes on in rich people's pantries.Real wealth, not Nouveau riche.It's the alcohol that is expensive, Not generally the mixers.In addition, you must understand, and this is where tryhard materialists get it wrong, the cost of the ingredients or materials isn't nearly as important as the skill of the chef or craftsman who lmakes them into something.When you look at the actual COST of ingredients of a 3 Star, 5 course, it can be as little as $20-$30. Same goes with the homes.It's only due to the grasping "Upwardly mobile" that the costs for much of the materials, and the craftsman themselves have gone up so much in recent years.(starting in the 80s)
>>21777457Good meat tends to be expensive, but I agree that you don't usually need to go overboard to get an excellent meal.The big idea behind restaurants is that they make stuff that's hard as balls to make solo and they can also throw around the kind of money to source rare shit like Tristan lobster (good but not worth it more than once).
>>21777447I should think.Those are uncut blocks of pure product.That's rarely how anyone gets it.It's usually cut with something.but pure is less likely to kill you, unless you have a weak heart.That much of most anything is fatal, anon.thing is, you aren't usually doing anything more than half a gram.for reference, an 8ball is 1/8th an ounce, just like niggaweedit looks like a teaspoon of powdered sugar.Well...What started off a joke...
>>21777455CH-CH-CH-CHECKED!!
>>21777457Yes the alcohol is expensive, that’s why I said cocktails.
>>21777461Very true.Much of today's market is steeped in outsourced cost.I suppose my point was that the raw materials are inexpensive but the care and preparation of them is where the value lies.Take equestrianism for example; 100-120 years ago, most everyone had horses.Now it's a very expensive pastime/hobby.The basic stocks which flavor much of a high caliber meal are made from what many consider "Kitchen garbage", yet in skilled hands and given time and knowledge, that stockpot of "Garbage" alchemically becomes MAGIC.(I knew you knew this, but there are lurkers about who may benefit)>>21777483Okay.. But Scotch neat or Bourbon straight would be the same cost relatively as a good dry Martini.The thread is about the BUBBLY SUGAR WATER, not the adjuncted ethanol.
>>21777489>The basic stocks which flavor much of a high caliber meal are made from what many consider "Kitchen garbage", yet in skilled hands and given time and knowledge, that stockpot of "Garbage" alchemically becomes MAGICYou probably have a better cooking range than I do, but I can vouch for your experience with regards to my own cooking. French Onion Soup is one such recipe that lives and dies on patience.You have>butter>onions>beef stock>cheap white wineAnd it becomes one of the best soups on the market simply by waiting the hour plus it takes to caramelize the onions properly. Springing for a better beef stock is usually worth it, though.
>>21777489No one calls neat spirits a cocktail.
>>21777509Yep..you get it.A great film that exemplifies this is 'The Taste of Things' by Tran Anh HungIt's not TOO heavy handed on the romance part, but if that bothers you, you can just stop after the first 45 minutes or so.https://youtu.be/cKKCGtoIOVY
>>21777515https://youtu.be/-AYUB3tQs80
>>21777518Not giving you views.
>>21773535There is. Its called Cocaine
Because Coca Cola in their infinite wisdom stopped making it, leaving only poors-juice.
>>21774022this.Soda is peak goyslop. Rich people don't drink coke unless they have really bad taste (a lot of them do, and those drink coke).
>>21777059based cook
I genuinely lose respect for people when I see them drinking soda. If we go out to eat and you order pop instead of water or alcohol, I assume you're stupid and weak.
>>21773535Coca Cola is just sugar water at a 15x markup, it is a rich person drink, peasantkings just mix sugar in water
>>21779663That's generally a fair assumption. But an acquaintance of mine is a 6'4" CEO who works 12hr days and he drinks soda daily, just plowing through the calories.
>>21779706You should mention caffeine. Coca-Cola contains caffeine, just like tea and coffee, but much more. Caffeine is addictive substance.
>>21779663Alcohol is not fine for all evolvement paths. In some ways, it's better without alcohol.
I've seen weird sizes in rich people places. This was over 20 years ago when you couldn't just get anything online. They had the little tiny cans and little glass bottles and just slightly differently shaped than you could get in stores. I saw them in really fancy steakhouses and upscale hotel minibars and I never saw them outside of those places. And for a long time if you lived near a bottler you could still get sodas in thick, vintage glass bottles from the 70s and 80s. The longnecks. But you were expected to return them and keep them in circulation and people kept keeping them until so many were gone that they phased the system out. It was cool because you could just take your rack of 24 to the bottler and switch them out for full ones, whatever it cost, which was dirt fucking cheap I remember because you kind of had to know about it to get in on it as a private citizen. And there were several old vending machines in businesses in town where you could get them. And a couple restaurants carried them too. Really interesting containment and coin-op systems some of those refrigerators had. You'd find them in warehouses and back offices and if your dad worked there you could get a 25 cent ice cold bottle of Dr. Pepper (with the 10, 2, and 4 on the bottle) or Squirt or RC Cola maybe. Mello Yello was there sometimes. Sunkist orange. They were so heavy. And you had to use the wall-mounted opener because they weren't twist off. The edges of the bottles would be rough where they rubbed against each other in transit for decades. That's been over with for almost 20 years now. But it was cool how it just stayed the same price and this little town secret until it was over. It was going to be over anyway as they became a distributor only and stopped bottling locally. That kind of thing happened to a lot of towns. Now all the machines take e-payments and the drinks start at $2.50. I think I saw one didn't accept coins.
>>21779720Between the caffeine, the sugar, and the flavor, I can see how people get hooked on Coke. There was a time when I was 11 or 12 I was drinking way too much of it. I got into adding lemon and vanilla to it. And I'd make Coke ice cubes to put into the Coke as not to dilute it.And it wasn't always Coke. My dad would get store brands when he shopped. And Coke even then seemed more addictive than other colas. I always prized its flavor over all others.
>>21774641Donald Trump is a classless Cletus
>>21775386That's just German communist cola that costs the same
>>21773560Nah, I see upper middle class people buy Fiji
>>21775203kek I was gonna say the same thing desu
There is; it's called "champagne"
>>21780401guy sure looks like hes on coke
>>21773600Tastes like drinking bread.
>>21780431he's just excited to try the famous champagne bathtub with his sister
>>21773535Mmm what about artisan soda or like sodas meant for mixing with hard liquor like picrel that I got from the store recently? >>21773600As a general rules artisan soda is awesome but artisan coke sucks.>>21773873Fever tree ginger ale is awesome, never seen this one before.>>21773739I remember 20cl coke bottles were like €0.50 when I got them from my middle school cafetaria. aside from this I didn't pay attention to prices of things until I started doing my own shopping about a decade ago.>>21774299I read it like "the only soda I drink" but I have heard of people that exclusively drink soda RIP to your galbladder.>>21776961Omg I love Luis Bunuel movies you should read the Akira Kurosawa autobiography it's one of the best books I've ever read.
>>21774641That's because his brother died from being an alkie
>>21780530>Akira Kurosawa autobiographyOk, I'll check it out. Read My Last Sigh, it's a laugh a minute.
>>21773867That's all a scam > t. Family marijuana business for 50+ years
>>21781517Yeah I mean obviously you can get just as ripped on some plants grown in your buddy's basement old school style, but that doesn't stop them from trying to sell triple price artisan nugs
i make rich people cola. make sure to credit anon if you use my recipe
>>21773535It's because Coke is the perfect soda. There are a few foods that have been perfected by food science and Coca-Cola is one of them. You can't elevate perfection. McDonald's fries are another example.
>>21773535Because even for rich people capitalism is fucking shit up. Rich people can afford to replace stuff but for a lot of goods there simply isn't an expensive good quality version of it. They can only buy the same shit we do.
>>21781619>>21773867>>21781517If you know the good stuff you're not even talking about local weedAfghan and columbian hash are the goat, it's not even comparable
>>21777059/thread
>>21773535>rich person version of cokeMexican. It uses real sugar!
>>21773535>Why is there no rich person version of coke?There is.
>>21775386Whenever i only see these on the shelf i know i'm in friendly territory away from amerifart influences.
>>21773535There is
