Ever get one of those party trays for yourself and just chow down? You should, it rules
>>21776776I buy prepared salad bowls sometimes at Publix. It's nice to do a Cobb salad with the fried chicken and blue cheese already in there, ready to eat. It's the ultimate in lazy, but sometimes there is a sale and I don't have to make hard boiled eggs and slice an avocado. Alternately, I buy salad kits to pair with my main. I like lots of crunchies on salads and extras, so it's never completely perfect until I enhance them with further toppings.
>>2177677645 dollars what the fuck
>>21776776"it rules"I cannot imagine the retardation needed to write like this.
>>21776776>$37.89/lb for processed meat and cheeselol, this is predy gud bait m8 :^)
>>21776792Meat (good salami, really) and cheese are "premium".
>>21776776>$45I can buy salami, cheese, and a couple rosemary sprigs for like $8 and make two of those trays out of it in less than 10 minutes
>>21776776>meat rose
>>21776776My Brother
>>21776776>350cal per 3 oz>total weight 19 oz>>chowing down this shit is meant to be shared with 6 people
>>21776776pretty astounding the prices cooklets are willing to pay for a bunch of random shit hastily thrown together
>>21777460why aren't you making and selling that shit to cooklets?
>>21777473I'm not of god's chosen people
>>21776792Its $5 for a 10pack of american cheese slices now. Cheese and butter quadrupled in price like 6-12 months ago and no-one talks about it.
>>21777057>buy rosemaryMost people have a 10ft high bush in their front yard you can just snap some off.
>>21776776>for yourselfbased PARTY OF ONE enjoyer
>>21776815Don't harsh my vibes, brah
Do these count as party trays?
>>21776776its so so over
I buy deli mac and cheese and don't stop eating until I start farting. Then, when I stop farting I eat more until I'm done. Then, I use my rowing machine until I worked the solid mass through my lactose intolerant guts until I'm painting my toilet for an afternoon. Lastly I take a scalding hot shower with the hose up my ass to really clear me out and enjoy a nice movie and nightcap before bed. It's my weekly ritual, really helps me appreciate the small things.
If I plan to get pissed I make a nice charcuterie for myself. The weight in the stomach annoys the alcohol. This way I can pace the food.
Kroger often has various party platters on sale when they are a few days from expiration. Never eaten an entire platter of food in one setting but do snack on it over the course of a day or two. Decent value for prepared food.
I rather get the salami and cheese that I like the most and only buy that instead of a selection of random shit.
>>21776776Fuck no for $45, I can go to a restaurant and get more and better food.
>>21777051For that money you get a whole salami and a whole block of cheese, both premium not this low quality slop.
>>21776776I get those long taco things from Costco for $15 and they fill me up and I eat one meal a day
>>21776776Retard l
>>21776776No, because I basically always have a small variety of meats and cheeses to make it myself. I add grapes and apple slices.
>>21776776>$45Not at that price, I'm not a stupid itoddler like you.
>>21776776I don't think it's very healthy eating that much cured meat and cheese in a single sitting anon
>>21776776>serves 8-10maybe in Burundi>$45in Europe you would pay 10 euros max for the same amount of cheese and salami, unless it's really high quality stuff, but I doubt that's the case
>>21776776No, I'm neither fat nor retarded.
>>21777804>No, because I basically always have a small variety of meats and cheeses to make it myself. I add grapes and apple slices.This. This week, a bag of very ripe and delicious pears was the snack of choice with it. Borgonzola w/pears.
>>21777566>Get told you're fat>Eat an entire pizza in responseGuess Brian was right.
>>21777804Sure you do, pal.
>>21777939That sounds delightful. I love pears. Never had them with a shark coochie board deal though>>21778534I am very lazy. This requires no cooking, just cutting slices.
>over 2200 calories per trayEnjoy death
>>21779230It's possible to occasionally indulge while still maintaining a healthy diet overall.
>>21776776I did it once with a croissant sandwich tray, planned to eat it over a week but it was so good I finished it in 2 days
>>21779230Okay Dorian Gray, not like we can all have a painting that makes us immortal. Some of us have to enjoy life while we can.
>>21777520Stop talking about grocery prices faggot you lost
>>21776776Fuck that, for $45 I can get an entire pound each of capicola, salami, parmigiano, and pecorino and be eating better than this for a week straight.
>>21776776>>21777458>>21779230That's a pretty average meal for an adult male human, no? I could slam down one of these daily with minimal effect on my weight or general well-being.
>>21781684It's all well and good slamming one, but imagine eating one
>>21781582Who’s Dorian Gray?
Check em>>21777777
>>21781629>manchild appears
>>21776776Not meat, but veggies and fruits I do that sometimes. My local grocery store does "chocolate fondue" trays, strawberries, pineapple, blueberries, watermelon, all cut bite-sized ready to get dipped in chocolate fondue. I just eat them without fondue, and then I have the biggest, most satisfying turds ever the day after. Sucks fruits are so expensive now.
>>21776776What a ripoff
Yes but a 150g pack of different meats and a 150g pack of different cheeses is less than 10 euros.
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