>"Thai hot"? Too spicy for you sir. You get medium.How do you respond?
You could have just given me medium and said it was Thai hot and I wouldn't know the difference. Now I'm going to pretend the medium is way too spicy, send it back, and leave you a one star review.
I get up and leave without saying a word
>>21777650>How do you respond?Ok, then let's try the cute big assed and breasted ladyboy with huge cock instead
>>21777650Why even give me a menu if you're gonna decide what I eat?
>>21777650I wouldn't say a single word. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did
I'll get the medium because I like my food medium spicy.
>>21777682
>>21777650"Ok"
Thai food is too hot though, I have no difficulty eating it if I have to but you can't taste anything except the chili heat and fucking lemongrass.
>>21777650this has never happened.why do you believe movies?
>>21777650Yeah, medium sounds great.
>>21777650I've been going to a thai place near me and they have four levels of heat. I tried the 3 star heat and...Was rather dissapointed. Mixing chili oil in ramen had a more immediate burn.I'm to try the level 4 the next time I go.
>>21777650They aren't giving you "medium" just for fun. There have literally been lawsuits from white boys who thought they were tough shit only to wind up in hospital. You think restaurants want to take the chance that generic white boy number #32678 is as tough as he thinks he is or just give him less spice? It's a no brainer. Sign a waiver or shut your bitch ass up and eat.
>>21777758It actually has happened to me but at a Korean place in Doraville Georgia in 2002 or 2003. I've written about the experience here a few times before. Lemme find it in the archives.>>21777650Thai specifically?"Zabp!" That just means spicy.
>>21777924Shit that NEVER happened.By "White" did you perhaps mean jewish?THAT I'd believe.>"OY VEY! You dumped a whole can of spice on my food JUST to humiliate me!!, I'll SUE..Do you know who my FATHER IS!?! I can Buy and SELL you!!..."I've seen it IRL.
>>21777947>NOTHING EVER HAPPENSIs everyone on here a child? If you serve a meal to someone and that meal is responsible for sending them to hospital they are well within their rights to sue you for damages. What part of this is not believable to you?
>>21777950Found the jew!
>>21777956>MUH JEWSSeriously how old are you? Court cases happen every year everywhere in the world from restaurants sending people to the hospital. Food poisoning, alcohol related incidents (tainted, breach of RSA). Just because you simply don't believe it doesn't make it false. You're literally low IQ. I'm done talking to you
>>21777943>It actually has happened to meit has not as your mom doesn't allow you sunlight, igor.
>>21777964>Food poisoning, alcohol related incidents (tainted, breach of RSA).yeah but not too spicy, stop moving the goalposts you filthy kike
>>21777650send a telegram to the siamese consulate
sorry madam but what's wrong with your eyes
>>21777964(You)
>>21777969Negro, I've lived on my own longer than I've lived with my parents. My son is likely older than how much time has passed since you left school. If you left school, that is.>>21777943Here they are:https://warosu.org/ck/thread/7147245#p7147472https://warosu.org/ck/thread/20077641#p20081296>>21777979lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZe8zF0hRrI
Take your medium and stick it where the rising sun don't shine, dragonlady!
>>21777650Medium rare
>then I pay.. >medium priceHA HA HA
>>21777650>"I actually don't like spicy food, I was saying there's a hot Thai in front of me">am now tresspassed from resturant
>>21777650>$12.50? Too much for you. You get $3
>>21777993>Negro, I've lived on my own longer than I've lived with my parents.>My son is likely older than how much time has passed since you left school. If you left school, that is.i believe none of what you post since your premise is that some waitress would ever tell you "it's too spicy. you get medium."
>>21777650>How do you respond?I don't I shut up and listen to myself which is what no one did
>>21777650>No, U ;)
>>21777650this doesn't happen. they just give you what your order. the only time I ever had a waitress balk was when I ordered sun pork with a heat of 10, she said that was way too hot, so I went with 7. I would normally order something like 5 on a scale of 10 or 3 on a scale of 5.I ate about half the sun pork, and the next day tried to eat the rest and couldn't do it.
Don't speak to me that way Ploy, I have conquered Siam and inseminated all of your (males) and have the spice tolerance of a beach road streetwalker from LaosPed ped maak give me the real spice or I will spawn another bastard to grow up in Isaan without a father 55555
>>21777650Sue the restaurant for racial discrimination.
>>21777650Give the little gook a lesson on who cultivated the spiciest peppers on this planet
>>21777650>How do you respond?I used to frequent this Thai joint run by an old ladyI always ordered everything "Thai hot" and she started taking me as a challengeOne time, on my birthday, I ordered a noodle dish "Thai hot" and she called in for artillery support with the peppers, I had no idea what she had in store for meI ate every. last. noodle. Then I fucked my girlfriendAbout three seconds after, she started slapping the shit out of me, told me to fucking die, and locked herself in the bathroom to shower, and I got the message about a half a second later, and went to wash my dick in the kitchen sinkI don't know what my neighbor thought happened he just laughed and kept smoking a joint across the alley
>>21777650>"Too spicy for you sir""Oh, thank you ma'am, I seemed to have lost my mind for a minute there and attempted to order something with capsasin in it. That would have been a horrible mistake, thank you for catching it for me. Please give me the mildest option with zero chili in it." >>21778402This one is pretty good.
>>21778770>this doesn't happen except for this time it happened>>21778460That's nice, sweetheart. Thankfully, the great thing about the truth is that it doesn't change just because you don't believe it. 2+2 is still 4 and a Korean waitress in 2002 or 2003 still told me that kochujang sauce was too spicy for wypipo.Gnight kiddo. Good luck on your before-break tests next week!
Thai food tastes weird. The flavor profile is very strange. I don't understand why foodies pretend to like it so much.
>>21779141People who like things you don't aren't "pretending" just because you don't like them. I swear this is like the equivalent of thinking you are being Gangstalked but for /ck/, someone says it every thread about food that isn't a burger
>>21779141What have you had? I don't find any of it particularly strange.Georgian food is strange
>>21779155>people who like things you don't aren't "pretending"People pretend to like things to fit in.
>>21779170for decades and decades and decades?
>>21779170Yea I'm sure all the people who pack into the thai restaurant across my street every night are all paying 20$ per entree for food they are pretending to like I order takeout from there once a week and eat it in my room because I am trying to fit inFucking retard
>>21778956Gave her the ol' spicy noodle.
>>21777650true, just regular hot, not Thai hot
>>21777650>How do you respond?"Fine."
>>21777650You're right, I'll take a medium. As a white man I've learned I need to shut up and listen to people of color. And we are known for not being able to handle spicy food. Thank you, Goddess.
>>21779128Why are you typing like a generic sassy black lady?
>>21777650If it's my first time there, I accept their guidance. I'm not some kind of 6billion scoville ass reaper sauce guzzler, I have a limit. I like spicy food and can take down the buldak 2x that idiot streamers like to cry into without issue, but if "Thai hot" means "training since birth to handle the hottest food imaginable like it's an olympic sport hot" then I will be out of my league. If they bring me my medium and it is normal "restaurant medium" as expected and barely detectable heat levels, then next time I will recount this fact to them and insist on full strength.
>>21778956nice made up story
The Thai restaurant near me says that Thai people don't even eat spicy food, the spicy ones are americanized versions
>>21777993>finding your own post in the archives from 10 years agoI don't even know what to say to this
>>21777688
I shall bow to her wisdom of the orient
>>21777670If you had actually left your Mom's basement.
>>21777993Your waitress must have either be retarded or joking to say something like that unless she hates getting a decent tip. If you tipped her (assuming she wasn't joking), you're a dickless cuck. She's not in charge of cooking the fucking food lol. I'm guessing that she was just making a harmless joke that you took a bit too seriously.
>>21779231> Gave her the ol' spicy noodle.Dick cheese is not spice, fatty.
>>21779593>you shouldn't have tipped her but also it was a joke lighten up
>>21779602I wasn't there so I can't discern the context of what actually happened. I'm guessing that it was a joke but anon made it sound like she was actually serious. https://warosu.org/ck/thread/20077641#p20081296>I started squeezing it onto my food and the waitress said, no joke, something about it being "too spicy for white people." I looked her square in the eye as I continued squirting the sauce on top of my food. That shit is about as spicy as a Matterhorn breeze in winter lmao. It's really fucking cute that they think their shit is even remotely spicy.If she was serious, she doesn't deserve a tip. She's a waitress not the chef. It's not her place to mess with the food that you ordered.This isn't rocket surgery, dipshit. I'm guessing anon is an autist like you so he didn't pick up on the joke.
>>21777650Only whypipo can handle spiceThe only time le epic ethnic food is spicy, even the ones with warnings, is when I touch my dick drunk to take a piss and forget my hands were covered in spice and then wake up thinking I somehow magically contracted an STD
>>21777650I stand up, beat my chest like a gorilla, and loudly imitate eagle screeches until they either give me what I want or call the police on me.
>>21777650"Medium hot"? Not spicy enough for me miss. You don't get my money. *gets up and walks away*
>>21779755>beat my chest like a gorilladoes he know?
Doesn't happen. You get some faggots saying oooh we'll make it spicy and give you mild but legit thai places will just make sure you know what you're asking for. Last time I went to the thai place here the waitress asked how spicy. 1-5. Make it an 8. Because some other girl working there told me they go up to 10 but only advertise 1-5 because some people would complain it's too spicy.
Just buy extract hot sauce, it's much cheaper than getting familiar with some takeout host
This did happen to me once actually but I assured them >please, I would like it Thai hotWhat I got was the spiciest food I've ever tasted. They were right, it was too spicy for me, but I finished everything and thanked them for giving me the "real" thai hot experience. I then proceeded to have the most painful shit of my entire life, and my asshole felt like I had applied sulfuric acid to it with some brillo pads. Thai food kinda sucks anyway desu.
>>21779608Asians, especially not Asian women, do not joke, you fucking retard. I guarantee she was 100% serious because I've seen/heard that sort of thing myself. My guess? She was trying to be helpful by warning Anon about the heat because she's dealt with other white folks getting upset over spicy food.Same thing happens with African ladies at their restaurants. If you're white and you order ogusi (or whatever that Nigerian soup is called), the waitress will flat out tell you not to get it because it's too spicy for white people. You can still order it, but she's really going to try to talk you out of it and into ordering something less spicy. One time, a Nigerian waitress told a friend of mine not to get some spicy fish dish she wanted and asked "do you like mango? Do you like shrimp? I will bring you mango shrimp".
>>21777650this is why you order it in their language
>>21777682Actually made me laugh
>>21780598I'd have to bring a goose, a duck and a swan to make all the waterfowl noises their language requires for me. I'm a human person. I can't make those sounds.
I get that at mexican places. I always ask for the spicier stuff and they double down on asking if I am sure, I just ask for it on the side instead. They give me the side, the side is nice and spicy, I apply and we are all happy.
one spicy mayo infusion curry with a happy ending BWC servicer
>>21777650Thank you, and please put extra ice in my drink to make my coke less spicy.
>>21777650I'd just leave. Either bring me what I ordered or fuck yourself. Unless you're trying to make a joke, in which case I'm still leaving because you're a fucking waitress not a comedian. Write down my order and fuck off.
