>birthday yesterday>get asked where I want to go eat>last year tried Ethiopian food and thought that was good>wanted to keep up the theme and picked Indian food to keep it cultured>never tried it before>ordered out because I prefer eating at home>doordash driver took forever, but whatever >guests arrived>three didn't want to eat any Indian food>two weren't eating at all>one brought pizza for himself (wtf)>food arrived>it all looked like..slop?>my chicken tikka masala looked like straight up vomit>wasn't very good>strange taste/spices>had a slice of my friend's pizza>later doordashed two whoppers after everyone leftOverall was disappointing as fuck. Is this normal for Indian food?
>>21778518Yes. Many people hype Indian food up as this amazing cuisine. But it's actually mostly mush that's been spiced too much. Best to avoid a cuisine in which you can't keep leftovers and a bowel movement apart.
Nah it's pretty good
Why would you order a cuisine you have never had before and know nothing about for your birthday, you were kind of asking for it>it looked like slopYea curries tend to do that, you are supposed to spoon it over rice and eat it with naan. I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume you ordered dishes that are supposed to be eaten with rice and bread but just tried to eat it with a spoon like a retard as if it was a soup because you are an uncultured pig
>>21778518>it all looked like..slop?> looked like straight up vomit>strange taste/spicesSeems like you made your mind up.Perhaps you ordered from a bad restaurant, perhaps you are just looking to stir up the usual stereotypes . . .I think the latter, seeing as you thought Ethiopian was good. Have a nice day Britney.
>>21778518>Overall was disappointing as fuck. Is this normal for Indian food?Yes, the odd taste you had was shit.
>>21778754Eating shit with rice and bread doesn't make it taste any better, you retarded shitskin.
>>21778754Oh fuck off, Pajeet. Dishes where you mix rice and sauce on your plate are fucking common in the West. Nobody eats the spiced diarrhea as is with a spoon.
>>21778763It does actually>>21778773I'm not brown, and they do actually, I've seen people do it. I saw my own father do it with his takeout before I explained you are supposed to ask for rice
>>21778754You may have noticed by the previous replies but yeah, this is a troll thread brother, don't waste your time on it.
>>21778518>Is this normal for Indian food?statistically yes (2/4 times in my case), once that said, I've had indian food that was absolutely insane, super good
>>21778518chicken tikka masala is english food
>>21778518>Is this normal for Indian food?It is in my experience. And it's expensive, too.People love to rant about 'the spices' but the actual food itself is pretty below average whenever I've eaten it.
>>21778824>chicken tikka masala is english foodWe still call it Indian, it's no big deal.
People go overboard, you can hate jeets without pretending their food is bad. It's obviously pretty good.
I pity the poor sould that has not enjoyed a proper butterchicken with a side of rice and cheese naan, poor souls
>>21778518As with all food, it depends entirely on who is making it. If you got shitty pizza from a low quality pizza place, would you declare that all pizza is shit?As with all foods you've never tried before, try it from a few different places before you write off an entire continent's food culture. I know the current fad is to shit on everything related to India but Indian food can be very good if it's made well. There's really no culture that has overall "bad" food. Some bad dishes maybe but every culture has some great stuff that you should be able to appreciate if you're not a fag.
>>21778518>saaar, we will fortunately make whatever slop is your preference!https://www.bitchute.com/video/ur969TzAmyhq
>>21778892This.I'm a Bong and I love curries but there can be a stark difference between restaurants. Some of them use the same gravy base for everything and it all tastes a bit 'samey'.You need to shop around to find a decent one but that again is subjective.
>>21778778>you are supposed to ask for riceTf kind of restaurants do you go to that don't serve rice without asking? Fucking Indians man.
it can be great but it can be also shit, depending on the restaurant. some places use whole spices, fresh vegetables and so on, some other make it just like a baby food sloppaalso naan is one of the things you have to eat straight away, like fries, delivering ruins it
>>21778924>naan is one of the things you have to eat straight away, like fries, delivering ruins itI don't know how Naan is delivered in the USA but in Britain it comes in a nice foil-lined bag, keeps it fresh and hot. Not that you care but my favourite is keema Naan.
>>21778924>it can be greatOrdering Indian food is kind of a roulette gamble. Sometimes it's can be very gourmet, or else it's a scary dirty kitchen or just same-y as another anon said. I try to figure out what region they are from, or you can just ask. Determine pakis or hindu indians by little clues on the menu.Next you should know wtf to order to have varlety on your plate. You want 1-2 breads, some kind of stuffed crispy thing for appetizers, lots of fresh condiments and pickles, and 2-3 mains, like a lamb, a chicken and a dal choice. I'd go for something tomatoey and something creamy or coconutty, something charbroiled or tandoor cooked, and a cool raita. Save room for a frozen mango, lychee or pistachio kind of dessert or pudding.
>>21778518>doordashYou're a fucking retard. Just eat restaurant food in the restaurant. I wouldn't attend a dinner party like yours. I'd be too embarrassed for you. I don't know how old you are or where you live in the world, but I cannot relate to the way you do things. What are you now, 23? Fucking faggot.
>>21778754Not to mention a server at the restaurant can explain and educate you and tell you how to eat it. I'd think one wouldn't need such instruction but look at how idiotic OP is. lol
>>21778763Yes it does. Imagine eating just a bowl of pizza sauce and cheese and toppings. See?
>>21778906I don't visit schizo youtube. It's mostly "nazis were the good guys" and "flat earth proven" and "false flag operations of the global elite" type of shit. Just a joke, unless you're a conspiracy nut.
>>21778954I am the Bong from the last few posts and I kind of agree with you. When you sit down and order your beers, we often ask for the pickle dish as kind of an aperitif - which is generally popadoms with chutneys (Lime Pickle, onion chutney, raita, mango chutney) Starters are usually chicken tikka, samosas, onion bhaji, etc. Main meal can be wild - some sort of tikka masala dish, Rogan Josh, Madras/vindaloo, maybe a Passanda if you like mild curries but always get a few sides . . .I recommend Cauliflower bhaji, saag aloo (spinach and potato), Tarka Dall. I don't normally bother with deserts as I find them a bit disappointing and that goes for any deserts from east Asia.
>>21778518You mean 45 IQ Indian Hindu rape rats who can't create a single form of civilization, produce nothing but filth, rape, and savagery everywhere, also produce shit food? And that the jewish media who covers up for their invasion on behalf of pissrael, also tries to hype of their shit tier Hindu rapist and pedophile culture and food? What a revelation.
>>21778754>you are supposed to spoon it over rice and eat it with naanWe fucking know that. Still tastes like mush that's overloaded with weird-tasting spices like >>21778527 and OP said.
>>21779073>overloaded with weird-tasting spices>t. I only eat Lowrys
>>21779080Never heard of Lowrys. In fact I got taken to an Indian restaurant by an Indian and the food was not good.
>>21779085things-that-never-happened.com
>>21779089lmao just lmao. Whatever helps you sleep at night pajeet.
Indian food is for the most part very good. If you go somewhere really cheap you can get some pretty shitty boiled chicken texture which is terrible.However the majority of restaurants are good. Try Lasooni GobiIts very good
>>21778518Dont doordash shit anon you eat cold food. Drag your fat ass to the restaurant
>>21779241This.
>>21778754Anon... its bait
Southern India has some amazing curries
>>21779354I doubt it. You're paranoid.
>>21778518Indian food is garbage.
>>21779397People genuinely thrive off of rage baiting indians, it's not worth it to respond to retards
Indian is one of the most reliably delicious foods you can order I find
You're clearly eating the wrong Indian food
I'm German and i can lit say:Indian food is the most disgusting food I've ever had... when i see a pic of Indian food i always have a pic in my mind where a Indian put his face into cow shit...
>>21779461>>21779468Why is it part of their culture to be so unhygienic? It's like it's encouraged to be kind of sweaty and dirty and touch your dirty ass and really rub the food into your skin and lap up cow piss and smear dung on yourself and then eat... I just don't get how they ended up there. Other cultures aren't like that. The Native Americans ate greasy elk steak with their hands too, but they also bathed religiously, like twice a day. And in pristine flowing rivers. They respected the land and all life and nature. They'd never create trash and pile it all around their campsites. 18th century savages in America were superior to modern day Indians. OOooof
>>21779494Every time I see this I see a new guy. This guy in the back looks angry and suspicious. I think people know the cameraman is there to make fun of their poopy tradition.
>>21778518>>last year tried Ethiopian food and thought that was good>>wanted to keep up the theme and picked Indian food to keep it culturedI hate how simple minded normies eat third world food because they think it's "exotic" just so they can end up eating actual garbage. Ethiopia is a very poor country and people in India shit in the street. You are a pretentious faggot.
>>21779520Keep eating big macs, "patriot".
>>21779468imagine starting a post in which you opine on a cuisine with "i'm german"
>>21779410Did you post this via the McDonalds WiFi?
>>21779493Nah bro i wont read that shit
>>21779570You already did and it insulted you. No go bathroom in street.
>>21779576No i didnt hahaha
>>21778518>one poor experiencedefinitely never touch food from that entire subcontinent again. your one meal represented all chefs and cuisines available from there. cross it off.
>>21778518It's pretty good once every few years, just like the Ethiopian slop+pancake. Of course local restaurants operate by local hygienic standards, so it's probably not considered authentic if it hasn't touched the floor.
>>21779576please redeem the time i spent reading your post saar
>>21779500qrd?
>>21779587This is what people need to remember about US ethnic restaurants. They can't afford to blow their health inspections. They know extra eyes are on them anyway. You don't have to worry. My local one the wife is Indian and the husband and most of the staff are white or other. It's not like in the Chinese places where everyone is Chinese. We just don't have much of an Indian community here.
>>21779622https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WsPZC1-TLoGuy tries to celebrate local culture and share it with the world and they harass him nonstop and send death threats.
>>21779629This is the most Indian video I've ever seen.
>>21779633Yet it bugs them to no end that he dared show the world. Where's their sense of national pride?
>>21778527Indian food is nice if you make it yourself
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrm8w-pV120
The first 40 or so posts were a genuine discussion and quite interesting.Then in come a couple of meme kiddies trying to be edgy, even though none of them have tried Indian food. Unless it comes from a Walmart, all foreign food is bad.This is why we can't have nice things on /ck/
>>21779803I was on pol after a long time and believe me we have very nice things on ck
>>21779817Don't get me wrong, I don't mind a bit of banter but sometimes it gets a little stupid and out of control, like in this thread. If I wanted /pol/ tier comments I would go to /pol/
>>21778518>strange taste/spicesimagine getting filtered by the taste of tomato, cumin, and garlic. lmao. stick with nuggies OP, it’s all a fatass like you deserves.
ive had decent indian food but its basically just seasoned/curried white rice.its ok, not my favorite. its cheap to make. alot of white folks go crazy for it, call the curry a "flavor journey". kinda stupid IMO, a journey for me is a full course of meals or some BBQ.
>>21778518>doordashso you got the absolutely worst version of the dish that could possibly be provided. congratulations, you fell for it again.here’s a tip: go to an actual place, and get something that isn’t the canonical curry for fat white people. dosa is usually pretty consistently good. biryani is hit or miss, but can be divine. this board shilled pav bhaji at one point, it’s garbage don’t get it. if you can get a lunch thali, that’s a good way to try a variety of different things.
people who use doordash aren't ensouled
