>ruins your Christmas>tastes like shitEggnog sucks and I don't know how anybody likes it. Why do people even buy this?
Why do you care what other people buy? Obviously you're too poor or stupid to buy it yourself. Just move on asshole, Jesus Christ.
>>21778940Found the egg nog drinker.
>>21778936i think its just an excuse to get drunk
storebought eggnog is bad. make your own.
>>21778943Good. If I found you in a dark back alley I'd beat you and your gay lover to death.
>>21778936>>21778947I like it
>>217789492v1, you're getting spitroasted
>>21778949basedsipping this
>>21778936People buy it to "ruin their Christmas" I guess.I don't understand how retarded people manage to post here.
I tried some of this. It was nice.
>>21778994>no milk>no eggsJesus H. Christ
Whisky flip is superior to Eggnog. Same base flavor without all the bullshit nonsense
>>21779021>bullshit nonsenseit's egg, cream, and brandy. what nonsense is there in that?
>>21778936for me, it's boiled custard
>>21778936It's creamy, sweet, with nutmeg and cinnamon. What's not to like? >>21778947I've made my own before and it was way better than lime Walmart brand. I have a brand in the region that's great though, with the money to spare the effort. I always add fresh nutmeg on top to really enjoy it
>>21778936How does it ruin your Christmas nobody is forcing you to drink it
>>21778936Eggnog is the drinkable alcoholic version of the superior custard-filled donut.
>>21779049Evidently his gay queer parents are.
>>21778936>tastes like shitit tastes cream and sugar with nutmeg, how can anyone dislike it
>>21779063commercial nog has preservatives in it that taste like chemical ass.
>>21779079>tastes like assyou would know queer
>>21778936Buy? Oh wow. NGMI.
>Tastes like shitHuh? Dont put alcohol in it then? Then its literally just a milkshake
>>21778936Non-alcoholic egg nog tastes great. I've only had it with liquor (brandy) once, and it tasted horrible.
>>21778936I used to like the stuff, until I developed lactose intolerance. No more for me.
>>21779021>Fucking whisky superior to anything
>>21779163Lol idiot.
>>21779113>don't put alcohol in your cocktailare you daft
>>21778936Egg Nog tastes great, and when people say they hate it I immediately detect African heritage.
>>21778936Low quality stuff is bad. It's frequently made too thick/revoltingly creamy. A balanced nog is a thing of beauty, but easy to fuck up. That's the trouble. Not using good rum doesn't help either.
>>21778936> buy Found your problem
>>21779113keek
Being australian eggnog wasn't really a thing. I finally tried some when I was like 25 years old.It's just cinnamon milk.It wasn't bad, just expected something interesting.
eggs taste bad
>>21779249>>21779095Of course you steal it.
>>21778936why are you ingesting things you don't like?what kind of fear based psychosis is this?
>>21779229not possible as only a person that hates their body enough to put a plate in their lip would consume it.
>>21778994>non-dairy>best if used ..more like best if not used
>>21779809>xe doesn't try new things to form an informed opinion
wait, is eggnog a different thing in different parts of world?here in eastern europe it is a yellowish egg liqueur with about 15% alcohol content, it doesn't resemble flavored milk, there is no cinnamon in it, it doesn't come in boxes but always in glass, it is quite thick and no one would pour a big mug of it, same like you don't pour full mug of baileys
>>21779854real eggnog is a sort of custardy cocktail you make fresh. loaded up with brandy or rum.when americans are talking about eggnog it is a thickened non-alcoholic milk product sold seasonally. sometimes mixed with bourbon.
>>21778936>buying eggnogwell... that might be your first mistake.>dry shake egg white with spring/light weight to froth>in separate shaker, egg yolk, 1.5 - 2oz brown liquor or mixture of your choice (2:1 cognac to funky rum is good, rye and bourbon are good, tequila is not usually so good), 1/2-3/4 oz sweet syrup, liqueur, sweet wine, or a combo thereof - simple, demerara, spiced (allspice, cinnamon, clove), orgeat or falernum, triple sec, madeira. maybe a splash of maraschino, 5oz milk or light cream. Shake til combined and a little foamy.>fold mixture back and forth between the shakers until combined - overagitation will make for a heavier nog.>top with nutmeg, maybe a light dusting of cardamon, toss a stick of cinnamon in, whisper a prayer to the dead gods to reclaim the earth in the new year, whatever feels right.Or, make yourself a coquito (sweetened coconut cream and evaporated milk) or a horchata (rice milk with or without evaporated or sweetened-condensed milk) with cinnamon, allspice, clove, maybe a hit of anise or cardamon.Or skip the whole core concept of traditional joltid beverages, and drink what you want.
>>21778945On eggnog? Especially storebought? That's just begging to suffer.
>>21779854i'm drinking a big fuckoff mug of creamy beige bailey's right now.Sounds like what you have is a lot like advocaat. We package dairy in boxes, but liqueurs are always in glass. Our wine sometimes comes in a box, but really it's a bag in a box. It's like a purse for alcoholics.
>>21778943>found the person engaging in totally normal and socially acceptable behavior
>>21780004>found Waldo
>>21778936I've never had 'nog, what kind of liquor should I get for it?
>>21780013rum, brandy/cognac, and whisk(e)y are the traditional choices.
>>21778936You have shittaste, shit eater
>>21780028I'm actually... A snake eater.
>>21780036They are a pain in the ass to clean. Why not alligator, or chicken? Something with a little better meat to spine to organ ratio?
>>21778936>buyYou're supposed to make it from scratch, dumbass.
>>21778936>t. seething musselman
I just whipped up a half-assed glass. Egg white shaken with soapstone, egg yolk shaken with a good splash of rye, small splash each of nocino and amaretto, a good double dash of ango, a small hit of cinnamon-allspice syrup, and a big big splash of half-n-half-n-half. Folded together four times. Phookin Greet.
Eggnog? More like, eggnah, that shits gross.
>>21780036What a thrill
>>21778936Kill yourself. With a shovel. Do it.
>>21778936Try this. It will change your life.
>>21779001its just nogs
>>21780806Just did this except with whiskey, creme de cacao, and maple syrup, christmas is saved, suck it haters
>>21781475just like Detroit The Motor City
>>21779513You're thinking of cheapo Horchata you dumb upside down nigger
>>21778936It's an excuse to drink copious amounts of brandy or rum. Id say bourbon too, but frankly with eggnog is a waste of bourbon, because that's apparently classy to drink straight.
>>21783792Anything looks good in the right glass. Nothing's wasted if you enjoy it.
>>21778936>the existence of something you do not wish to consume and are not compelled to consume ruins your entire christmasWait until you hear about the shits I take, that'll fuck up your whole year
>>21783930Well now I'm curious?IBS eggnog shits? Are you glazing the porcelain with sulfur?
>>21779891>"Egg"nog>Multiple pictures of cowsWhat the fuck did they even mean by this?
>>21784008There's more cow juice than chicken period in your standard nog. These highlight the fact that they didn't come from almond tits or anything weird like that.
Just drop the egg
>>21778936I'm so glad I'm white.
>>21778958jokes on you, anon and his boyfriend are both botoms. they would powerbooom otheranons cock and ride his face.
>>21784699I can't imagine a non-virgin typing like this
this is my family's recipe>1/2 gallon milk>4 whole eggs>2 14oz cans of sweetened condensed milk>1 16oz container heavy creamBeat to combine everything but the whipping cream, then whip the cream and fold into the liquid mixture. Add as much nutmeg and booze as you want.
Hard R Noggers in this thread
>>21779021Gonna try this
