What am I supposed to do with this?
>>21779847Throw it into the woods for the squirrels and deer
Fuck it
>>21779847i mean you can eat it, but not too many people do. even pumpkin pie is not made with field pumpkins.
>>21779894Every year my family buys them for decor and lets it rot. Is that really the only option? I know I shouldn't feel bad about wasting a pumpkin but I do.
>>21779894>i mean you can eat it, but not too many people do. even pumpkin pie is not made with field pumpkins.This. Contest winners use canned pumpkin, not even roasted fresh pumpkins.In groceries in Florida, hispanics buy sectioned off pieces of pumpkin shrink wrapped to add to the stew pot like sopa de calabaza (look up a recipe). Jamaicans have a lot of vegan cuisine that uses inexpensive chunks of pumpkin too. Think pepperpot soup if you want to add a whole goathead to the stew pot.
>>21779847Gut it, roast the seeds in the oven.
(Carefully) cram it up your ass
>>21779847Throw that pumpkin at the tree
>>21779847Looks like jack-o'-lantern pumpkin, if so, trash. Sugar pumpkins are good in Thai curry or pumpkin chili.
'chunkin it
>>21779847>gut it>slice>peel>dice>onion>peel>dice>both into pot>stew>minimal water>mash>chicken stock>boil>season to taste>enjoy
>>21779847BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW!
>>21779910the only people I know who use field pumpkins as food are mexicans.
>>21779847>ctrl-f cram>nothinguseless bastards. anyhow, you cram it.
>>21779847I bought so many during the fall and really I was after their seeds, a few I chopped up and roasted int eh oven but most ended up as jack o lanterns and/or squirrel feed.There's three of them in the yard still that were persevered by the early winter and cold fall and squirrels still nibble chunks of them.
>>21782883Those trannies probably have massive dicks that can rub together through those pumpkins.Life is so unfair.
>>21783523You can buy roasted pumpkin seeds quite cheaply in the chip aisle at Walmart
Cram
>>21779847Roast those seeds.
>>21779847those blue-greenish dusty looking decorative pumpkins suburban mommies buy at farmers markets to put on their porches in fall are actually fucking delicious
>>21783831I'll check it out, considering I got the pumpkins from wal mart anyways since they were local produce and cheaper than the other grocery stores. It's of course still more fun to crack those bad boys open dig in and roast the seeds yourself, but I can only do that a few weeks each year.
>>21779847A Redditor once cut a hole into a coconut and fucked it until one day his dick came out covered in maggots and moldy butter (he had been using butter as lube)So, maybe that.
>>21786129Yeah fresh ones are better but if you just want a lot of them pretty cheap, look on the aisle opposite the chips, near the middle, somewhere past the fruit and applesauce and around the nuts and jerky.In my store they are up high but that probably varies.
>>21779937Did he died?
>>21783399Why are you lying? you lazy cunt didn't press ctrl-f and entered cram
>>21786132Nobody needed to know all that
