Going to Iowa next week and gonna bring back some quality items. What are you bringing back from your old hometown over Christmas?
>>21780719Good haul, OP...lmao.
>>21780719>Iowa>quality itemspick one
>>21781085The mustard
Cookies is ass
>>21780719Is cookies regional? I grew up on it and haven't moved out of the Midwest so it's just always been around and I never thought about it
>>21780719>Going to Iowa next weekmy condolences
>>21781158That mustard is worth it. Honestly the north east corner of Iowa is very pretty
>>21781162No offense but you're an idiot.
>>21781170None taken you retarded faggot
Is that Biojankels mustard actually good or is the hype a regional nostalgia thing? I've wanted to buy a jar for years after seeing it shilled here so lovingly but then I remember the awful things /ck/ has tricked me into buying.
>>21781518>the awful things /ck/ has tricked me into buyingSuch as?
>>21781518It’s genuinely really fucking good. You won’t be disappointed.
>>21780719Do flyovers really?
>>21781157Yeah it's Midwest only. I have my folks send me a bottle every now and then
>>21781157no but it's really nothing special, it's just your standard sweet KC-style sauce
>>21780719Ah yes, mustard, high fructose corn syrup laden "BBQ sauce", and chips: the main identifier of culture in America. 'see? My brand of chips is different than your brand, that's because of all my local culture! You see this is proof positive that the quad cities is better than Chicago or Minneapolis xD it's because of our heckin culture!'This. You see, this is exactly why niggas on 4chan call us 'cultureless'. Its two groups of identical obese mutts arguing over who's more important (and nowadays, who's more white) and their proof is bags of chips and sauces.
>>21782807I prefer it to sweet baby Ray's desu senpai
>>21781622Secret Aardvark "hot" saucePuer teaThere are more but I'm embarrassed for being such a trick ass mark
>>21782947>Secret Aardvark "hot" sauceIt was a funny meme for a while. The sauce wasn't great but it was perfectly edible, easy enough to kill the bottle on scrambled eggs. But then we learned that the company is shitty and even the trolls who kept the meme alive gave up.Maybe (probably) I'm just a pleb, but most /ck/ reccy's I've gotten have been dece.
>>21782981It wasn't edible. It was disgusting tomato juice. I threw it in the trash. That was even before the company was exposed for shilling on the board and being PNW commies. /ck/ made me try the Impossible Whopper and I actually liked it.
>>21783016Sounds like you got a batch from the CHAZ garden after Portland really started to collapse.