Name something better in this world than smoked cheese.
>>21781128A cube of gold an acre wide?
easy. smoked CREAM cheese.
Smoked cheese: Japan
>>21781128non-smoked cheese
>>21781128I'm partial to soft cheeses, me.
>>21781128stirfry cheesepanfried halloumi etc overrated, real men stirfry grana and pecorino romano
>>21781128Stinky cheese with a rind >>21781183I like brie cuz it has a rind
>>21781128pooped cheese
>>21781128For me it's Bavarian smoked
>>21781128smoked ribs? just barely
>>21781148This.
>>21781128Ground beefSliced baked chicken with cumin, paprika, a little salt and pepperCabot "Hunter Sharp" cheddarWhite grapesBacon
nyoloanhttps://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8371605
>>21781128Old cheese
>>21781128smoked blue cheese
>>21781128day old dick cheese
>>21781128smoked weed every day yolo 420 holla swagg legalize christal fucking weed
>>21781133I don't think there's even an acre of refined gold on the entire planet. the quantity of refined gold that exists is astonishingly small.
Chechil is the best kind of smoked cheese, because the strings have the greatest smoked surface area.
>>21781128Vagina, you should give it a try
>>21781143japan cant into cheese, only amerimutts wouldn't understand since most of them are used to industrial garbage
>>21782431As an amerimutt I found all of their dairy products lacking even compared to the cheapest supermarket swill available here. Say what you want, but we still aren't majority lactose intolerant, yet.
>>21781141slow down there tiktok
>>21782330I’m extremely into this, hope i can find it>>21782377How does one make smoked vagina
>>21782330I, too, enjoy all the salt in the universe.
Dutch cheeses bros...Holy fuck it's the best by a huge margin
>>21782771Also known as "pasta filata". It's pretty widespread in eastern europe. You can likely find it in turk stores too. This one's also good, it's called parenica.>>21782775Dip in water, air dry. Or don't buy the kind that comes in brine.
>>21782796I've had a few varieties from the local "European" (Slav) grocer, all packed dry, and all very salty. Pretty sure chechil is brined during the production process, so there's no escaping it.It's not stopping me from buying it. The really dry stuff is reminiscent of dried squid; fibrous and good for gnawing.
>>21782431>>21782438That's because different ethnic groups have different preferences for umami.You prefer cheese and tomatoes, while we Asians favor fermented grain sauces and such.So we don't choose authentic cheese, which is expensive and labor-intensive to produce.Therefore, assuming all Asians are lactose intolerant is a very stereotypical thing to do.
>>21781128Pusy
>>21782082Yeah in high school we had to calculate how much gold was in the planet based on some basic info and using moles to estimate how much gold was in all of Earth which is why I went with a cubic acre, for a normie it sounds like "a large amount of gold" when in reality it's an astronomical amount of gold, or if you're inclined, an alchemical amountBut also I like to salt bot threads with terrible data
>>21782869overrated
>>21782377sounds gay
>>21782862>umamistart speaking proper cooking lingo if you want to be taken serious kiddo, not reading the rest of this wannabe trendy millenial hipster post
>>21782377>>21782869Might be different with the girl, but eating pussy is disgusting. No wonder Roman said it was gayer than sucking dick
>>21782903>glutamic acid
steamed cheese
>>21782908If it's gross, the woman you're mouthing does not take care of herself. A well taken care of vagina tastes pretty good
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>>21782082>Erm... Actually there is almost no gold in the entire world and we'll run out of it in two weeks j-just ignore the vaults filled with the stuffWhy would you say this?
>>21782903>kiddo in 2025Might as well use fucking 1337speak you obnoxious fucking dinosaurAll these fucking years and you still can't play dust2 worth a shit
>>21783919lurk moar newfag and return to tradition
>>21783919Would you prefer I call you sugar tits instead, sonny?
>>21783905how big do you think a vault is
>>21782431Cheese is a white people thing anyway
