decided to go here for the first time what do i get?
>>21781624some knuckles to your jaw you tourist bitchboy
>>21781626oh wow you eat breakfast food at night so tough.
>>21781624Waffles.
>>21781624Dark waffle and bacon. Be aware the waffles are huge.
>>21781624A KNUCKLE SANDWICHhttps://youtu.be/KdUE7rfiJOI
>>21781803woah!ahhhhhhhhh!woahhhhhhh!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!{intro narrator]in the heart of every colored person waits a sleeping lion...but only one venuecan awaken the slumbering beast within...and that place is...The waffle house![echo]waffle house...waffle house...[guitar instrumental intro][verse 1]Every brown person has a beast insidea Hungary demon they must exercisethey congregate here and they let it all outThe sacred halls of the waffle houseA hallowed arena in the midst of the townpatronized soley by those whom are brownthey gather together late in the nightthey come not to eat but to fight![chorus]Waffle house, woah...knee growsdo battle within...Waffle house, woah...they come not to eatthey come here to fight and to win!to fight and to win[guitar solo]shay kwanda approaches, to fight and to feastchicken and waffles, a ferocious black beastTay neesha her sister, fights at her sideshe came to draw blood and to eat something friedgrabbing her weave, and throwing a chairlong painted talons tear dark kinky hairmissed child support payments, Darquell and Tay shawnThe melanin battle rages til dawn[chorus]Waffle house, woah...knee grows do battle within...Waffle house, woah...they come not to eatthey come here to fight and to win![guitar solo][narrator]Many brave, fatherless, champions shall enter the waffle house......but few shall leave victorious.The right of dominion through combat is a cornerstone of african american culture.And the Waffle house...is where legends are born...[chorus]Waffle house, woah...knee grows do battle within...Waffle house, woah...they come not to eatthey come here to fight and to win![guitar instrumental outro][end]
>>21781636He eats breakfast food at night in a hurricane any sane human being would flee, though
>>21781624hash browns and a waffle are essential
food poisoning
>>21781624a bigger kitchen to make yourself a waffle in.
>another order4me threadOk, here’s my normal Waffle House order:2 eggs over easy, white bread toast, 2 Slabs of bacon, cheese grits, Hashbrowns all the way, and 1 pecan waffle.Enjoy.
>>21781624>decided to go here for the first time what do i get?I ate there last week, just decide if you need a waffle or if you want toast (they have raisin bread, white and whole wheat) and hash browns or grits as your sides. They will add pecans to your waffle, and right now some kind of crunchy cinnamon streusels garnish. They have some kind of healthy chicken sausage patty, maybe stick with the bacon.
>>21782088>Hashbrowns all the wayFucking gross.
>>21782088damn dude two days ago that fucking huge bitch popped into my head. thankfully that fucking loser stopped.
>>21781624waffle, hash browns, egg over easy, bacon
>>21781624For me, it's gotta be the Texas Cheesesteak(tm) Melt w/ Bacon.
>>21782098all the way hashbrowns are fucking delicious. horrible for your health but delicious.
They built a Waffle House near me recently. I remember them being 24/7 and the one near me technically is but they stop letting people in at 9pm and you have to go to a sliding window to place an order. Is this a post-C19 thing or should I start looking for a new neighborhood?
>>21782299These are usually located for off-expressway convenience and not a ghetto neighborhood locale usually. So, not sure what happened in your town, and in fact, here in the South, they are some Weather Channel memes about the shit hitting the fan if Waffle House closes, as they do tend to serve the first responders and suck it up to stay open.
>>21782299>Waffle House not seating past 9pmI have been to probably 25 Waffle Houses and have never heard of this
>>21781624level up your chair catching and or throwing ability first.
>>21782304>These are usually located for off-expressway convenienceThat's a good point, I think I'll drive by the former closest location at night and see how they're doing things over there.
>>21782299is this goatse
>>21782398
>>21782098gross u mean god tier
>>21782316I found out this was a thing when I was riding my bike last christmas eve and wanted something to eat 20+ miles from my house. Thought I'd stop by the waffle house but I had to order online and pick up at the little cuck window and eat it in the dimly lit parking lot.
