Buc-ee's burrito ingredients list
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>>21781714are you american?
>food product made of multiple ingredients, each of which in turn is made of multiple ingredients and so on, recursively lists all of its ingredients resulting in a very long listHere's a couple of fun exercises:- count how many times 'salt' appears (you can do this with many common, innocuous ingredients like 'water' or 'spices')- look for the most deeply nested ingredient (I'll bet you can get to 5, at least)- try to find something actually objectionable (I'm sure there's something in there)
>>21781708Chat, is this real?
>>21781708wait why is the food that lies out in the heater all day full of preservatives and flavorings that have to be specified based on extremely autistic US labeling laws?This is awful.If the text were shorter it would be more healthier.After all natural foods are simple and not at all full of huge amounts of chemical compounds in varying and unpredictable amounts.
>>21781708All that for only $8.49? What a deal!
>>21781708Getting all that for just 8.49? That's a good deal
>>21781708People in Africa has never seen this many ingredients in their life, let alone in a single burrito. America really is the best country on earth.
a yellow slop ribbon
>>21781730whore milksoycorn syrup
>>21781708makes it worth the price.
Perfect for it's clientele.
>>21781708>Europe food ingredient list Food is made out of food>American food ingredient list One burrito: entire production of IG Farben during WW2
>>21782458jealous of our superior precision and knowledge?
>>21781936Some men just want to see the world burn
>>21781936
>>21782458>Europe food ingredient list >Food is made out of food>neat! I don't need to read stupid food info.>*die of peanut allergy because nowhere it was specified that it contained nuts*>Euros will celebrate thisI expected nothing less from the same people who invented Hostile architecture
>>21781936>tfw this is real amerimutts not AI
>>21781708
>>21782481Good. Weak genes should not survive That's how you breed out of weaklings
>>21782497You out yourself as such a massive retard when you post this
>>21782500for you
>>21781936OOOOOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>21781906>whore milkWhat
>>21781770You are a clown
>>21781936>Perfect for it's clientele.>Perfect for it is clientele.You were in the video, weren't you?
>>21782547What are you having trouble understanding?
>>21781936MAGA 20XX
>>21781936the absolute state
>>21782499without weaklings how are you gonna get bussy?
>>21781719European food actually has way more stuff in there than American food, they're just not required to list everything like in America. Kinda devious and untrustworthy IMO
>>21781936Why does this feel weirdly realistic compared to most footage like this, like it's 60 FPS or something
>>21781708I don’t go to butt-ees for the fucking BURRITO!
>>21781708I never understood the hype for Buc-ee'sIt just seems like a worse Sheetz to me
>>21782753And Sheetz is just a worse Wawa...
>>21782743the entrance of the store has ideal lighting which I think increases the quality of the video image. the camera is static so movement isn't introducing artifacting or loss of focus. it was also probably filmed initially in 4k and then downscaled which results in a better looking image.you're seeing a bunch of things go right all at once that normal people aren't doing while sprinting around and shaking their phones capturing 1080p videos in the dark.
>>21781936we are never recovering from this
Buc-ee's Brisket Sandwich ingredients list>brisket>breadYou fucked up OP
>>21782797Wow, thanks videography anon
>>21781936Based
>>21782711Me when I lie
yuropoors have to eat dirt and sawdust because they have no money lmao
>>21781936Only one thin woman in that entire clump of "people"
>>21782497>>21782509did you read the list OP posted?yes everything is made of something but some things exist as themselves for we perceive them as such so naming the chemical makeup of a banana or pineapple is disingenuous because the burrito contains amongst other things:>yellow onions>jalapenosquit being a pedantic faggot and delete your reaction image folder. it is time to start over.
>>21781936i love buc-ees so much it's unreal
>>21781719>brings up Americans without provocation I dunno, do you have Tourettes Syndrome?
>>21781708wow food is made of ingredients!
>>21781708You get all that food for only $8.49? That's amazing.
>>21782804Thats okay ive come to conclusion that Europeans and third worlders will never be satisfied with anything we do so keeping military bases on their soil is a good way to keep them in check. It burns their ass knowing if they chimp out we'll just bomb them.
bussy's
>>21781708Alhamdulillah
>>21781936Why does everyone have cheap ugly clothing? Do all Americans really dress like poor slobs and have no shame going out in public?
>>21783025It's just poor people. This is what they look like in America, fat and badly dressed.
>>21783025>muh fashion show
>>21783025yesimagine being this dysgenic
>>21783025>Why do people excited to line up for the grand opening of a meme garbage convenience store look like slobsGee, I wonder.
>>21781730>sodium benzoate>canola oil>silicon dioxide>soy lecithin>sodium nitrate>calcium stearate>msg>disodium isoinate>tricalcium phosphate >dimethylpolysilothaneneed i go on?
You EU cucks are funny, you act like your populace isn't as fat and ugly as those in that buccees video. Cope harder.
>>21783025Yeah. We're a pretty non-judgemental and friendly bunch as a whole unlike you insecure Eurofags. Your tourists agree, too. I've known several Brits and a few French girls that couldn't believe how open and friendly Americans are. They didn't want to leave. They said that it felt like living in a movie.
>>21781708Isn't it long because they have to list the ingredients of the transformed ingredients? As in they can't just write salsa, they have to list the ingredients in the salsa.
>>21782711it is funny how often i hear thati always imagine some dude saying that while eating cheetos and drinking monster sugar-freegoyslop is literally most american foodeuropean food is more natural on average
>>21783058I went to UK and there was mcdonalds on every street corner, in Ireland it is the same but papa john's
>>21783025When the majority of the population is overweight, there's little shame left to go around.
>>21782711Cheetos and monster are in Europe, too. You're also consuming them by the truckload. Our food is your food, dipshit. It's absurd that you act like you subsist on nothing but vintage wine and monastic cheese. We both know how full of shit you are.
>>21783105Meant for >>21783089
>>21781936Dios mio las creaturas de las americas
>>21783112Look at how happy they are, though. I bet you've never been that happy in your entire life.
>>21783089American labeling laws are far stricter than European lawsYou're eating the same stuff they just don't have to list it all out
>>21783116Bet lost then, you can’t imagine how happy I am that I wasn't born a creatura. It's winning life lottery.
>>21783122You're a miserable piece of shit. You know it. I know it. No one that spends any amount of time online arguing about how superior their country is for days/weeks/months/years on end has anything fucking going for them. It's the holidays and this is what you're doing. You'd get a bag of flaming shit for Christmas if your family even bothered to remember that your worthless ass exists.
>>21783105>Our food is your food, dipshitWithin a 10 minute walk I have a local baker, butcher, and cheesemaker all of which I visit at least once/week. You drive 30 minutes to Wal-Mart/Costco once/month to load up on frozen food. We are not the same.
>>21783133I take it you're el ogro de las americas. Lucky you. I bet you must be happy.
>>21783116>getting excited over corporate brands and fervently defending them for free on the internet is a perfectly acceptable thing to be happy over in americaGrim. Unfathomably grim.
>>21783143You can return to Mexico anytime Juanito
>>21783136Yet you drink water and breathe oxygen. Curious.
>>21781708All that for $8.50? Kino
>>21783058Not necessary.You're already doing a terrific job
>>21783053>moaning about MSGopinion discarded
isn't it strange how different countries have different requirements for their food labeling, but ultimately have the exact same objectives
>>21783295What's non-vegetarian cheese?Milk extracted from the cow's udder after killing her?
>>21781936Me when I walk into buc-ees
>>21783295some countries serve the people, others serve corporations
>>21782481>I expected nothing less from the same people who invented Hostile architectureEngland's skyscraper that fries pedestrians to a crisp is based, thoughbeit.
>>21783309Cheese is made from rennet which comes from an animals stomach. Vegetarian cheese is not made with rennet
>>21783332More like waddle haha got 'em
>Stop at buc-ee's on the road trip>Grab some tall boys>Have to pretend I'm going to take them home and definitely not open them on the highway
>>21782554You are a seething faggot addicted to social media outrage who actively avoids comprehending the world around you so you can have something to get offended about.
>>21783456Genuinely pathetic posts lol. Fat clown