today I found out that "ZERO SUGAR" in the monster cans it's NOT a flavor and doesn't mean that it's like very cold and sweet, but it means it simply has no sugar, I was mistaken because all the other cans come with a flavor header like mango loco or cosmic peach or Lewis Hamilton and always thought that the ZERO part was from sub-zero temperatures, but a friend told me it wasn't like that and that I'm probably stupid.
look at these for example
>>21783039You should listen to your friend. Have you considered that cold is not a flavor?
>>21783039Did you know that the slit in boxers/briefs were not actually lo poop out of, but to pee out of?Ive been wearing them the wrong way this whole time, and I am disgusted that people put their bear cheeks on public toilet bowls instead of sanitarily having your underwear as a protective medium where you simply dilate the poop hole to poop through. but no, just a pee hole.
>>21783039>>21783043smartest /ck/ posters
>>21783039it’s the OG zero sug monster, didn’t need the flavor printed on the can>>21783110what I did during the school days was cut 2 holes in a gatorade bottle to pass a shoelace through. tie the shoelace around my waist and stick the mouth of the bottle in my ass. that way I could just release my bowels on the go without having to worry about bathrooms
>>21783039i think you need to realize that nobody that thinks well drinks soda.
>>21783096I'm pretty sure punch is also not a flavor
>>21783356I’m going to tongue punch your mom’s fart box
>>21783433riveting energy drink discussion
>>21783043didn't you ever wonder why you can also get ZERO versions of some of these flavors? did you just think they tasted extra cold?
>>21783039I'm a redbull guy, but literally every monster drinker i see loves this white can flavor the most. Why?
>>21783761newfag
>>21783110I thought they were for aging male porn stars that used to be somewhat fit but just aren't anymore so they can wear a shirt and underwear and just stick their dick through to whole so the can hide they disgusting flabby belly
>>21783853I mean, it's a COLD beverage, the whole ZERO bit can be interpreted as very cold. it's like the soy chorizo thing
>>21783858you can put alcohol in it and tastes like smirnoff
>>21783858you have to live it
>>21783039that Lewis Hamilton guy tastes really good though
>>21783096>cold isn't a flavorWhat's this then?
>>21784154that's blue flavor
>>21784154blueberry
>>21784199>>21784235That's not what the bottle says
>>21784247it's in the ingredients
>>21783858it is a crisp light flavor, supposedly citrusy, but not exactly, give it a try
>>21783039Every Monster with Ultra has no sugar and taste like shit as a result.
For me it's Pipeline Punch
>>21784667it's okay son, your mom and I always knew you were gay
>>21783039>>21783858Here kid, have a real energy drink
>>21783858Femboy cocks
>>21783043The mango one is so good.>Papillon WTF is it tasted like a butterfly? What?
>>21783858white one lets you grip n sip
>>21784107Chorizo is already 90% grease, what is it if you take out the meat?
>>21784247The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making people believe that colors are not flavors.
>>21783858>>21784146>>21784345>>21785657White monster is nowhere near the top and is pretty much the NPC Monster.
>>21786609Did you make this? I should do one for redbull
>>21786614I did but I noticed it was missing several flavours so I've updated it.
>>21786617I tried the Mule one it was good, I drinked it from another guy's mouth
>>21786617That Super Dry Nitro tastes good. Reminds me of lime gummy candy.
>>21786617Missing the goat Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
>>21784345It's definitely citrus, it's pretty much like Sprite/Sierra Mist/Starry.
>>21786617It's kind of fun how the flavors not listed on some of themWhat does "assault" taste like?
>>21783110>I am disgusted that people put their bear cheeks on public toilet bowlsAs opposed to having it all absorbed into your underwear and having it rub against your buttocks all day?
>>21783110You're supposed to DIY the poop hole to account for the size and location of your anus
