Admit it… you want some
Nah. Metric fuck load of seed oils absorbed into that massive coating of breading. I bet there is barely any actual chicken.
local place stopped giving out celery during covid idk why but it really bothers me
>>21783581Sneed oils!? I cooked it in butter… is butter a sneed oil?
What's with celery? Why is this a thing? Just put fries on it, raw celery tastes like shit.
>>21783695it's a palate cleanser. every couple wings you eat some celery and it helps reset your taste so it's not totally muted by fat, acid, and salt overload
>>21783697I'd much rather a cucumber or maybe some peppers.
>>21783701maybe stash a cucumber and some peppers somewhere on your person when you know you’re gonna be having wings
>>21783701if you tell that to the restaurant employee they will very likely put some cucumber and peppers in the box
>>21783585Because it's Jewish as fuck.>sorry, we can't give you 1 cent worth of celery in these trying times>our price will increase due to inflation btw please understand :^)
>>21783795It's white capitalism you dumb fuck.
>>21783575This faggot is so poor he can't afford plates. When I see slop like this I just assume they are British or retarded.
>>21783575there's goop on the foil, it has been tainted.
>>21783695>raw celery tastes like shitpost wrist.
>>21783799how do people like you still exist?you're like a mayo enjoyer, bamboozled into being wrong.
>>21783994lol
I'm not entirely sure what it all is but yes, I would like some.
>>21783575For whatever reason restaurants never have good celery. Probably because they know people don't give a fuck about celery.>>21783695You need it for fiber.
I am literally always down for chicken in sple variation of hot sauce, especially if that chicken is fried.
>>21783575...thing else.
>>21784869Based. Celery is just a perfect addition to wings, take a break from the heat and eat some dipped in whatever. Its hard to describe.
>>21785616This is going to sound childish, but chocolate milk really is the perfect drink to have with hot wings. They're basically exact opposites and they both intensify the flavor of the other while the milk neutralizes the heat and refreshes your pallet.
>>21785641>This is going to sound childishCorrect
>>21785649Try it.
>>21785661Try a bullet
>>21785641Maybe coffee milk would go even better? Ever have it? It's just like chocolate milk except with coffee syrup instead of chocolate syrup. Good stuff.>>21785616I like sweet radish like daikon as a palate refresher when eating spicy shit.
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