>>21783885
Cum.

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The God Slayer

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>>21783885
I was at a Pepper Palace a few weeks ago, I sampled a bunch of their hot sauces including this "Purgatory" sauce that they said was their hottest, had to sign a waiver for it. Took all 7 drops they offered, it did nothing for my mouth but hit my stomach like a truck a few moments after. Not a pleasant experience. They also kicked me out because I didn't want to buy anything, just wanted to try the samples. I did get this "survivor" sticker though so that was neat.

Crystal is my favorite. Tabasco is also pretty good but is too vinegary to work in every situation I want hot sauce. Anybody ever try the extra hot version of Crystal?

do you niggers not just put pepper spray on your tamales?

What are you, queers?

This is great but almost too hot, tastes amazing tho

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>>21784814
Forgot pic

>>21783885
Back in the day i hated every vinegar based hotsouce, but now i really love them.
The best I can get here in Germany for a reasonable price is Frank's Red Hot extra hot.
Wanted to Import some, like crystal or cholula to try them out.
Any suggestions?

>>21784820
Crystal is much better than frank but all the vinegar cayenne ones are fairly similar

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>>21784814
>>21784816
This one is my go-to, after using it a while it's not as spicy

>>21784810
great value Louisiana hot sauce is better than crystal. never tried or even seen the extra hot version.

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>>21783885
Different sauce for different dishes, but picrel is probably my favorite for most things.

>>21783885
this is the funniest one I’ve seen yet

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>>21783885
>>21783894
>>21785053
ohhh sweet mama

>>21784991
basê

>>21785314
Ohhh sweet mame is one of my favorite sauces as well. Glad we can finally agree on something, lil bro.

>>21784810
Yeah, taste difference wise there isnt very much to me, I just get regular

>>21784810
I love Crystal too. Goes great with so many things. I haven't tried the extra hot. I tried the extra hot version of Cholula recently and was disappointed. It's barely hotter than the regular (so not hot at all) and it doesn't taste as good.

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>>21783885
Of the big three, probably Trappey's, although that's also the hardest to find.

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El Yucateco makes a whole bunch of sauces to try, this one's nice. They're also inexpensive.

>>21785429
>Trappey's
Agree with this trio. Trappey's has another product. This is the brand of hot peppers in vinegar that I want to shake on my big pot of collards or mustard greens.

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I am a thrill-seeker.

There are two kinds of hot sauce people.

Those who like the flavor and some spice

And people who buy this shit to seem edgy or cool? Like there's no way it tastes good you just want people to be impressed with how spicy of food you eat? Idk I honestly don't understand.

>>21785356
>>21785053
>>21784803
>>21783894
>>21783885

It just seems like it exists to be as hot as possible and not add anything other than 2 million scoville or whatever tf

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I enjoyed this one at a Firehouse Subs years ago but haven't see it since.

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A great line of sauces

>>21783885
Now this is some KINO sauce

>>21785433
The XXX and the red El Yucateco are my go-to sauces

>>21784803
Couple years ago they had samples of this ghost pepper salt, it was awesome

Allsups Taco Sauce

Iykyk

>>21784991
And to think if this sauce were just a few miles north it would be Valentina's Flaming Hot Ass GangBanging Sauce and Porn Star Valentina Nappi would pitch it on Twitch while playing Fortnite.

>>21785496
I use hot sauce typically as a chicken marinade and the meme sauces are always far too expensive per ounce to justify using them as a marinade.
A lot of men have masculinity issues. I think a strain of "edgy" hot sauce has to do with that. Like if you're balding, have a white collar job and an "average" sized dick and watch a lot of movies and TV shows with your wife/long term partner you need something to show that person and all your coworkers that just because last night you fell asleep watching "All's Fair" with the lady or you and your male partner got a great Hard Cider at the Farmers Market and spent the night badmouthing Andy Cohen shows you can go "Oh you know I like this ultra spicy hot sauce called Fireman Dave's Danger Fire Warning Potency Sauce, not only do 50% of Profits go to helping injured firemen, but it's won the Ashville Hot Sauce Festival, Ashville is one of the best Barbecue towns in America"

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>>21785843
How chronically assblasted do you have to be to think of and type all this shit out and think other people will like it

>>21785847
I like it. Its hilarious.

>>21785854
>shitskins posting from their jeetdroids
what leads someone in life to start talking like this

>>21785854
Man you need to get out more.

>>21785847
In every hot sauces thread there is at least one assblasted faggot seething at that meme pasta kek

>>21785890
You can be assblasted like you ate a 3,000,000 Scoville Units Hot Sauce on your Birra Tacos last night, but you can't deny that those shitty copypastas of bald white guys describing a certain strain of Burgers Hot Sauces and Beers at a certain strain of restaurant popular in the 2010s fires up people's engagement more than anything else.

>>21785885
what leads someone to start talking the truth? i'm a good person at heart. also white.

>>21785496
It's probably insecurity over memes about not being able to handle spicy food. In my experience they see you eating "spicy" food and then decide they'll eat 3 pounds of 10 trillion X spicy noodles with anus insanity sauce on top to prove they can eat it spicy too. Then they spend the next day in the bathroom spewing out of both ends.
>haha dude I can't believe I did that

>>21783885
I buy dirt cheap valentina hot sauce (they don't sell the black valentina bottles at my walmart, but it's probably better if they do at yours)
I toast and rehydrate about 20 dried arbol chiles, then put them in the food processor
I mix half of a bottle of the valentina with the arbols in my squirt bottle and put a little lime juice in it

if I ever get autistic enough to grow my own peppers I would use them instead of the arbols.

>>21785433
That shit is a dollar an oz

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>>21783885
>>21783894
We are dangerously close to achieving preworkout powder aesthetic.

>>21785433
I like marie sharp's better

>>21786339
It's 70 cents an oz at the online Walmart but I feel like I've seen it cheaper a lot in-store, probably because they sell it to actual Mexicans there.

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Billy Mitchell's limited edition Dragon hot sauce, released to commemorate his victory over liar, internet charlatan, and under six foot person Karl Jobst.

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>>21784814
>>21784816
>>21784984
this is the spiciest one i can get in my grocery store. tastes good

>>21785847
But it's funny

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kino

>>21786638
publix carries the ghost pepper wing sauce one