You anons who are non believers or are like me and are forever alone who don't have family to celebrate Christmas with, where do you like to go for Christmas dinner? It has become a tradition for me to meet friends at a nearby Chinese restaurant. We exchange gifts while dining on classic American Chinese fare. They do the old school classic American Chinese cuisine that is getting harder and harder to find these days. Now every other Asian place that opens up is that hibachi nonsense or Thai and Vietnamese.
>>21786233>Christmas>not cooking your own dinner
>>21786233Thai and Vietnamese is just popular now because California's culture is bleeding onto the East Coast. All the people who hated LA moved to New York.
>>21786233Why does he look so hideous? What is the ugly magic?
>>21786684Neither of them isn't handsome. You're just a bigot because of their yarmulkes. Not surprising. Seems to be a lot of you kinds of hateful and ignorant faggots taking sanctuary here to spread your lies. Go back.
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>>21786686>Neither of them isn't handsomeWhat a cautiously homophobic way of saying you're gay and find men attactive.
>>21786688Hell yeah. Best Christmas movie of them all. There's even a 4chan type of kid in it. When Ralphie is in line at the dept. store and that weirdo with the goggles says "I like Santa".
>>21786690Nope. Just correcting you that no one in the photo is hideous. You just hate the jews and you cannot justify it. Condolences on being used.
>>21786688I never noticed that Bowling sign before.
>>21786233Getting Chinese food on Christmas was fun until it became the thing to do for literally everyone not celebrating Christmas. Now every Chinese restaurant is busy as shit and has a wait on Christmas day, so I'd rather just stay home.
>>21786688Did they even have Chinese restaraunts like this in the 1930s?
>>21786785Try Indian?
>>21786785My parents are gonna be staying in in Midtown and I'm thinking either a traditional UWS Diner after a stroll through Central Park or one of them Gaudy Times Square tourist kitsch restaurants.
>>21786686Bro, I'm Jewish and those two dudes are fucking hideous. Ashkenazim just ain't pretty. It's really weird. All other Jewish ethnicities have objectively good looking men and the woman are baddies (look at Konkani Jew Karen David or Mizrahi Jew Gal Godot; those are some hot brown bitches) but it's rare for Ashkenazim of either gender (and yes, there are only two) to ever be better looking than 6/10. >>21786233Well, I've got a family but the missus is a pagan so we wouldn't have celebrated Christmas either way but we do the greaseball eye-tie fish dinner things on Christmas Eve because the three of us love seafood and I don't keep kosher so shrimp, lobster and clams all fucking day.As for Christmas itself? We went to dimsum with a sticky-rice lesbian couple last year. That was nice.
>>21788802>Bro, I'm Jewish and those two dudes are fucking hideousI hate to break it to you but you're ALL dysgenic.
>>21786233Do they realize how much pork is in Chinese food?
>>21786233>>21786285Thai is popular because the Thai government made an actual effort to improve their image among the American population by funding the opening of Thai restaurants throughout the US. It's called food diplomacy and is very real.
>>21786684>>21786686>>21786690>>21786695I'm an actual homosexual gay faggot. I would 100% fuck the guy on the left. I'd have a pleasant conversation with the one on the right, but no more.
>>21787695Yeah, if you see 'chop suey' in the name of a Chinese restaurant there is a fair chance its been around since the 1930s
>>21788890Jews usually don't have an aversion to pork the way Muslims do. The observant avoid it but the jew that keeps kosher except when eating chinese food is a classic self parody. Muslims actually find the idea of pork disgusting. The way a jew described it to me is that kosher mostly ritualistic and symbolic whereas muslims see it as actual cleanliness. If somebody on /ck/ makes a post that a delicious looking pic of pork looks disgusting they are probably muslim or pajeet. A kosher keeping jew would likely make a joke about how he's missing out.
>>21788896>Promote Thai culture and food through food diplomacy>it works so well Americans start moving to Thailand, destroying their real estate market and turning Thais into indentured servants into their own countriesyum
>>21786285The problem with Vietnamese food on Christmas is that so many of them in the US are catholic, so the restaurants tend to be closed on Christmas.Chinese food on Christmas is a meme because in any given town the chinese restaurant was the only place that was open
>>21788896Nothing screams "we're more than meth and hookers" quite like "see we can also run a restaurant"
>>21787695Chinese people have been crowded into major cities like NYC SF and Chicago since the 19th century. after the halt on Chinese immigration was handed down, a lot of Hongkongers came over officially as British nationals to skirt the restriction, so most older Chinese generations in the US were from Hong Kong.