What do I do with cottage cheese if I do not own a cottage?
>>21786839Cheese it
>>21786839Acknowledge that you're a poser.
>>21786839ch... cheesed to meet you
>>21786839Buy apartment cheese.
>>21786839Have it with a club sandwich even though you're not a member.Then wait instead of eating grapes because dude, you have to wait.
>>21786864Disagree.Don't just wait around to get graped, it happened to me and it was not fun, to put it lightly.
>>21786870They don't ferment unless you wait, dude.
I saw a thing called a protein bowl once and it was pretty good so I made one. I mixed cherry tomatoes, cucumber, red onion, herbs, oil and citrus or vinegar together then topped with smoked chicken and cottage cheese.
>>21786839ask parmesan to build one
>>217868391 big tub of cottage cheese1 packet of orange jello-mix1 big tub of cool whip1 can of mandarin oranges (drained)mix thoroughly and put in fridge for at LEAST 2 hrs. serve coldMormon Jello. they LOVE that shit in utah.
>>21786839love this stuff eat half a kilo a day
>>21786906pepper and lemon juice?
>>21786839The same thing you do with a club sandwich when you're not at the club
>>21786839Make a pie
>>21786839throw it in the garbage where it belongs
>>21786839Illegal without a cottage. I called the police.
>>21786906what white teeth you have>>21786839guess you'll just have to buy it
>>21786839use it instead of rice to make sushi with nutritional value :3
>>21786839Cram.
>>21786839Drizzle honey, walnuts, dried fruits.Drizzle honey, pecans, fresh fruits.Drizzle soy sauce, green onions, and broken up scrambled eggs.Mix in shredded cheddar cheese, diced tomatoes, cilantro, and lime juice.Mix in jam.Serve on bread.Pretty much treat it like oatmeal
>>21786847First post first post
>>21786839I used to enjoy cottage cheese on saltines a lot, sometimes with dill, chives, or paprika. Nice little snack if you don't mind the sodium.
>>21786839If you know anyone with an infant, pour it on the baby's bib so that the mother thinks they puked.
